Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[Eddie Dingle]

Is Manchester City the only successful Arabian team in the EPL?

Well yes if you ask that question.

 

[manureid]

Where are all the rags?

They were up and about a few weeks ago when City got rolled and now they are nowhere to be seen.

Living the glory hunter/ band wagoner stereotype to the full today lads.

Football/soccer season does not start until after December when teams like Pool etc are out of the title race. That is when Uniteds season starts. Seeya then!

 

[chiwigi]

sunderland sack their coach, why do i bother supporting them

Dammit, I was hoping they'd keep him at least until xmas.

 

[chiwigi]

Anyone see this You Tube clip from the new USA ambassador to Oz, John Berry, at the end of Insiders this morning? If not have a look. He asks for recommendations where to go in Oz. Should we flood his facebook page with the go to a Port game at the new Adelaide Oval?? I sure he will be getting plenty of invites to the eastern suburbs of Sydney. Maybe Kochie can play tour guide.

Did he just compare fighting at Guadacanal to a cushy job in Canberra? Tell me he didn't.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Football/soccer season does not start until after December when teams like Pool etc are out of the title race. That is when Uniteds season starts. Seeya then!

Hey nice to see you drop by Reidy!

4-1

 

[manureid]

Hey nice to see you drop by Reidy!

4-1

Is NFL season...not sure what you are talking about?

 

[Jumbo]

England crows vs arab crows - meh

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Is NFL season...not sure what you are talking about?

Go the Colts.

27-7

 

[tribey]

sunderland sack their coach, why do i bother supporting them

Pertinent question.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Pertinent question.

kngxxx perineum kngggggggggxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

 

[Jumbo]

kngxxx perineum kngggggggggxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Harry Potter?

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Harry Potter?

Hairy Potty kngkkkkkkkkkkknnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggggggggggggxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

 

[Jumbo]

Looking forward to seeing what Brent Harvey's missus is wearing on the red carpet tonight

 

[Noobz0r]

I'm off to the Grand Final! Standing room ticket, and a seat on a charter plane with the Female Fremantle Supporters Group (The Sirens). Any advice for the flight Eddie Dingle?

 

[Eddie Dingle]

I'm off to the Grand Final! Standing room ticket, and a seat on a charter plane with the Female Fremantle Supporters Group (The Sirens). Any advice for the flight Eddie Dingle?

You are indeed a lucky young man Nudezorro.

I was also once placed on an all female flight due to having a unisex christian name. It was the best and worst thing that ever happened to me. Chicks love a token male more than American teen movie producers love a token african american male. There will be a boisterous average looking chick who will overtly flirt with you and you may be tempted by her gregarious nature and think to yourself I'll have a crack here.

DON'T.

Look behind her, there will be a glamour there that is away for the weekend with the girls and on the prowl and hungry for your Power sausage but wants you to do the chasing. Play it cool though, all chicks love Port Adelaide supporters sausages, they can't help themselves. Now the important thing here is hygiene if you don't smell like a tip rat you will at least get head or a wristy, it's just how it works. The thing with girls that wear purple (the heterosexual ones) is they have known nothing but disappointment in their lives so are notoriously easy to please. In fact they don't want to be pleased they want to please you (as long as your name isn't Mark Harvey, Damian Drum, Gerard Neesham, Chris Connolly or any other no hoper who coached that rabble). Anyway, once you have been pleased to YOUR satisfaction relax and know that if you bump into any purple wearing chick over the weekend you are in. Now onto the footy...

You have the best seats in the house.

Men stand at the footy. Women and children sit.

ps when I said it was the best and worst thing that ever happened to me I lied it was just the best.

 

[It Just Is]

Now the important thing here is hygiene if you don't smell like a tip rat you will at least get head or a wristy, it's just how it works.

 

[BIG MATTY WHITE]

You are indeed a lucky young man Nudezorro.

I was also once placed on an all female flight due to having a unisex christian name. It was the best and worst thing that ever happened to me. Chicks love a token male more than American teen movie producers love a token african american male. There will be a boisterous average looking chick who will overtly flirt with you and you may be tempted by her gregarious nature and think to yourself I'll have a crack here.

DON'T.

Look behind her, there will be a glamour there that is away for the weekend with the girls and on the prowl and hungry for your Power sausage but wants you to do the chasing. Play it cool though, all chicks love Port Adelaide supporters sausages, they can't help themselves. Now the important thing here is hygiene if you don't smell like a tip rat you will at least get head or a wristy, it's just how it works. The thing with girls that wear purple (the heterosexual ones) is they have known nothing but disappointment in their lives so are notoriously easy to please. In fact they don't want to be pleased they want to please you (as long as your name isn't Mark Harvey, Damian Drum, Gerard Neesham, Chris Connolly or any other no hoper who coached that rabble). Anyway, once you have been pleased to YOUR satisfaction relax and know that if you bump into any purple wearing chick over the weekend you are in. Now onto the footy...

You have the best seats in the house.

Men stand at the footy. Women and children sit.

ps when I said it was the best and worst thing that ever happened to me I lied it was just the best.

Is your name lindsay leslie or ....no no

You are a francis...I can tell

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Is your name lindsay leslie or ....no no

You are a francis...I can tell

Trevor.

 

[Portia]

Eddie Angles

 

[Oliver King]

Power sausage. Lol.

 

[Zakk Wylde]

We need a sausage with a Port guernsey now like the pear.

 

[raman]

Hang on, why is there such a thing as an all female flight?

 

[bomberclifford]

Hang on, why is there such a thing as an all female flight?

something something equality.

 

[It Just Is]

First time I've watched channel 7 for a while. Turns out 14 year old It Just Is kissed one of the beauties on the upcoming season of Beauty and the Geek. If only I knew where to put it back then that would be a proper claim to fame.

PS she's the one that's deliciously spread

 

[raman]

I don't know what that last bit means but it sounds great.