Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[Doctor Feel]

That reminds me of a joke.

Sean Connery has fallen on hard times. He's out of work, and no-one seems to be giving him any parts anymore. Then one day, his agent rings up. "Sean! I've lined up a starring role for the latest blockbuster! The producer and director wanna meet you and discuss the project. Can you make it for tenish?"

Puzzled, Sean replies, "Tenish? I don't even have a racquet."

I'll get my coat.

Glorious.

 

[Kickpuncher]

I am disappointed no one suggested "I get really a get these days brother' as a name for the port board bigfooty Facebook page.

You have dishonoured yourselves.

You have dishonoured your families.

You have dishonoured your pet cats and dogs.

You are disappoint.

 

[PepeSilvia]

Arrow is so good. Laurel (Katie Cassidy), Thea (Willa Holland) and Felicity (Emily Bett Rickards); wow.

 

[Seanybruz]

Anyone watch Banshee? That shows action packed, the characters & story are pretty good also.

'The sheriff' has rooted every hottie that's appeared in the show, **** galore & probably more sex scenes than GOT which is some effort in its own right.

 

[Changaneen]

My mum got a call from Tom Jonas today on the tram. ******* bitch, I WANT A CALL FROM TOM JONAS.

 

[I Dont Care]

I am disappointed no one suggested "I get really a get these days brother' as a name for the port board bigfooty Facebook page.

You have dishonoured yourselves.

You have dishonoured your families.

You have dishonoured your pet cats and dogs.

You are disappoint.

I sort of threw a hint, back in post #27383, but no one noticed

 

[I Dont Care]

That reminds me of a joke.

Sean Connery has fallen on hard times. He's out of work, and no-one seems to be giving him any parts anymore. Then one day, his agent rings up. "Sean! I've lined up a starring role for the latest blockbuster! The producer and director wanna meet you and discuss the project. Can you make it for tenish?"

Puzzled, Sean replies, "Tenish? I don't even have a racquet."

I'll get my coat.

I like it 'cause I like Sean's accent

 

[I Dont Care]

So went to my parents house today help them clean out the shed.....and what do I find........thats right my old collection of these.....
Best day ever....

What the hell are these? On second thought don't tell me...it was the '80's

 

[Changaneen]

My mum got a call from Tom Jonas today on the tram. ******* bitch, I WANT A CALL FROM TOM JONAS.

I got a call from Kochie this morning. It rang out five times and apparently i missed it Bloody cash cow i thought it was the boss ringing me for overtime

 

[I Dont Care]

Are they ringing up members? Or just those who haven't renewed yet? I have only ever had one call, a few years ago from geez..I can't remember his name...they called him cougar, and he was a pretty good bowler

 

[I Dont Care]

Just knocked off a bottle of red tonight. Will be dropping off some green kids at the pool tomorrow!

Theres a button to unpoet drujken posts n stuff rite?

Gniyt power peeps

Restitute in peace man

 

[PepeSilvia]

Are they ringing up members? Or just those who haven't renewed yet? I have only ever had one call, a few years ago from geez..I can't remember his name...they called him cougar, and he was a pretty good bowler

Glenn Dawson.

Also, they're calling both.

 

[I Dont Care]

Glenn Dawson.

Also, they're calling both.

Yeah, that was him. Well if anyone rings me, I hope they talk good English, otherwise my missus will just hang up

 

[Doctor Feel]

I had no idea Rebecca Morse is a PAFC ambassador.

 

[BIG MATTY WHITE]

What the hell are these? On second thought don't tell me...it was the '80's

S*** was gangster.....lol....

 

[Doctor Feel]

I want to adopt every one of them.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Dunno. Do you eat vegetables?

That is discrimination.

 

[Steve Dore]

.......

SMEG = Social Media Expert Guru.

Red Dwarf Smeg-ups

 

[5um0F1]

Just knocked off a bottle of red tonight. Will be dropping off some green kids at the pool tomorrow!

Theres a button to unpoet drujken posts n stuff rite?

Gniyt power peeps

I wish I'd had a bottle of red last night, I pantsed 2 bottles of white last night and am feeling like shite.
(I know white wine is a big girl's blouse drink but it was going down easy)

 

[Ebert80]

I had no idea Rebecca Morse is a PAFC ambassador.

There's an obvious Port link with her husband James Wakelin, although admittedly I have no idea if she followed footy/PAFC in her younger years.

 

[Steve Dore]

..... half wit Crows supporters ......

Please avoid the use of tautologies.

..... They'll throw a "lol go back to ur cash handouts and bay covers lololol no teef, no job, centrelink huehuehue" ......

The Adelaide Football Corporation, the team for all South Austrayrians*

* excludes those persons resident in South Austrayria who are on any form of government benefits, are unemployed or denturally challenged.

 

[Duck Farmer]

I have only ever had one call, a few years ago from geez..I can't remember his name...they called him cougar, and he was a pretty good bowler

Not sure what he's doing now either, but he's advertising a lot on this site.

 

[Concussion]

I am after an Electrical Engineer to have a chat with about something football related. They must be a footy fanatic (and preferably a Port supporter).
Please send me a message through the inbox.

*i am an Electrician, but need some answers to an idea.

Cheers guys.

 

[manureid]

I am after an Electrical Engineer to have a chat with about something football related. They must be a footy fanatic (and preferably a Port supporter).
Please send me a message through the inbox.

*i am an Electrician, but need some answers to an idea.

Cheers guys.

Sounds like a dating ad this....

 

[Steve Dore]

Smokers (other than cigarretts) OK?