Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[Steve Dore]

On the subjetc of pens.

Rearrange the letters P-N-E-S-I to spell out the part of the human body that is most useful when erect.









Obviously the answer is SPINE.

 

[I Dont Care]

I don't even remember writing that comment....

Which one?

 

[I Dont Care]

What is the point of the existence of snails? I mean they come out at night, eat one of your lovingly cared for plants...then leave a slime trail to their daily hiding spots, so that vengeance is swift

 

[Steve Dore]

Beer traps get rid of snails fast.

 

[I Dont Care]

Beer traps get rid of snails fast.

Waste Coopers Pale Ale on those campaigners?

 

[scotty13]

Beer traps get rid of snails fast.

What a waste of perfectly good beer! Be ashamed of yourself!

 

[Steve Dore]

Waste Coopers Pale Ale on those Syds?

NFW.

What a waste of perfectly good beer! Be ashamed of yourself!

I don't use good beer. I use all that rubbish that my mates leave in my beer fridge after they've scoffed all my good beer and wine.

 

[I Dont Care]

I can't drink anymore anyway, so don't have beer, but if i did I wouldn't waste it on snails. The vengeance feels good when the crunching sound is heard when treading on them. 'Eat my lettuce plants will you? Take that slimy campaigners'

 

[Shaucob_Burjan]

 

[manureid]

Carlton players celebrating Boaks re-signing?

 

[Dylan8]

Boak is always present to back up his teammates, love it

 

[Schulzenfest]

Boak is always present to back up his teammates, love it

I still remember Ben McGlynn dislocating Salopek's shoulder with a sling tackle at AAMI a few years back and not a single Port player so much as having a stern word with him. Was one of the most pathetic things I've ever seen on a football field. Thankfully I don't think we'll ever see that again with this playing group.

 

[Hooligan87]

Which one?

This one:

Maybe it's just me but does the Gold Coast club song sound like a gay Nazi parade?

 

[I Dont Care]

That's a Port Adelaide Captain that is

 

[I Dont Care]

This one:

Oh yeah...we were waiting for you to explain a 'gay nazi parade, never been to one myself. Do they do a bent heil?

 

[Eddie Dingle]

I still remember Ben McGlynn dislocating Salopek's shoulder with a sling tackle at AAMI a few years back and not a single Port player so much as having a stern word with him. Was one of the most pathetic things I've ever seen on a football field. Thankfully I don't think we'll ever see that again with this playing group.

Love the av schulzarenfest.

 

[SilenceOz]

/Stolen for avatar.

 

[Hooligan87]

Oh yeah...we were waiting for you to explain a 'gay nazi parade, never been to one myself. Do they do a bent heil?

Well apparently it's a real thing:

http://scaryideas.com/content/1633

So there.

 

[Seanybruz]

Lol at the bloke on the left biting his lip with love in his eyes like he wants to boof our captain.

 

[Portia]

None of my friends barrack for Port Adelaide

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How did my life end up this way?

 

[Eddie Dingle]

None of my friends barrack for Port Adelaide

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How did my life end up this way?

You rose like the beautiful flower you are because and in spite of being surrounded by fertiliser.

 

[Portia]

You rose like the beautiful flower you are because and in spite of being surrounded by fertiliser.

Thats probably why I am so good at identifying bullshit.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Thats probably why I am so good at identifying bullshit.

It was cow shit.

 

[charcolechaddy]

I have no friends only B/f...

And my dog...

But I'm un sure if he likes me.

 

[Portia]

It was cow shit.

I never said I was good at identifying cow shit