Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[I Dont Care]

"I would like you to be there." she says.

I say "No offense, but people who have their weddings overseas then obligate their family members to attend are entitled to a wedding of no-shows, they piss me off. Forget it."

Any offspring consumated from that wedding will call you Uncle Doctor Feelless

 

[Portia]

My sister just called me and told me her partner had proposed, she says the wedding will be overseas.

I said "No thanks."

That went down well.

No one should get married more than 10km away from their house

 

[Doctor Feel]

Any offspring consumated from that wedding will call you Uncle Doctor Feelless

I accidentally called my other sisters kid by another name recently, as I had genuinely forgotten the kids name.

Doctor Feels "how to not feel for family" 101.

 

[raman]

Most of the time when people get married overseas, it's because they don't want many people there but still want to be able to invite everyone they know for appearances' sake.

Immediate family is probably expected to go, though.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Most of the time when people get married overseas, it's because they don't want many people there but still want to be able to invite everyone they know for appearances' sake.

Immediate family is probably expected to go, though.

I already got out of one wedding (one of my three sisters) who decided to have it at Fiji. My mum offered to pay for me, and I said "yeah, nah."

It was actually smack bang in the middle of exams, I got lucky there.

So now I expect this other sister is going to attempt an appalling display of one-up-manship, and have her wedding on the ****ing moon.

 

[I Dont Care]

I accidentally called my other sisters kid by another name recently, as I had genuinely forgotten the kids name.

Doctor Feels "how to not feel for family" 101.

Shit, I do that all the time...its worse when you momentarily forget your grandkids names whilst talkin to their mothers. Time and wisdom teach you alternatives, like the young fella/miss

 

[SilenceOz]

Yeahh, I wouldn't go.

 

[I Dont Care]

I already got out of one wedding (one of my three sisters) who decided to have it at Fiji. My mum offered to pay for me, and I said "yeah, nah."

It was actually smack bang in the middle of exams, I got lucky there.

Whats wrong with Australia? We do have churches and the like...overseas is for honeymoons

 

[I Dont Care]

Well, the thunderstorms we normally get in October in these parts have finally arrived

 

[Doctor Feel]

"Gee, I really can't wait to travel to a place I can't afford and hire out a church that is well beyond our means, then ask my family and friends to do the same!" - Doctor Feels Sister 2014

 

[Eddie Dingle]

I accidentally called my other sisters kid by another name recently, as I had genuinely forgotten the kids name.

Doctor Feels "how to not feel for family" 101.

Having lived away from Adelaide while all the nieces and nephews were born was great for getting out of shit but not great for a rare family catch up I went to at a pub and said to sister in law "lucky that kids not one of yours he's a right little campaigner" to which she responded "that's your youngest nephew".

Kid is still a campaigner.

 

[scotty13]

"Gee, I really can't wait to travel to a place I can't afford and hire out a church that is well beyond our means, then ask my family and friends to do the same!" - Doctor Feels Sister 2014

Where is the wedding gonna be? If its somewhere cheap but still disease free-ish... go and have a wild time!

 

[scotty13]

Anyone know what an 'I was there' t-shirt, still with the labels (not worn) from the 97 Richmond trial game would be worth?

$5 and I give it to you now just to get it off ur hands

 

[I Dont Care]

"Gee, I really can't wait to travel to a place I can't afford and hire out a church that is well beyond our means, then ask my family and friends to do the same!" - Doctor Feels Sister 2014

Isn't it good to have a sanctuary, to let this out in complete anonymity

 

[raman]

I already got out of one wedding (one of my three sisters) who decided to have it at Fiji. My mum offered to pay for me, and I said "yeah, nah."

It was actually smack bang in the middle of exams, I got lucky there.

So now I expect this other sister is going to attempt an appalling display of one-up-manship, and have her wedding on the ******* moon.

Yeah not going on an overseas trip that someone else is paying for, sorry but that's just completely mental. And no one hates weddings more than me.

 

[I Dont Care]

Having lived away from Adelaide while all the nieces and nephews were born was great for getting out of shit but not great for a rare family catch up I went to at a pub and said to sister in law "lucky that kids not one of yours he's a right little ****" to which she responded "that's your youngest nephew".

Kid is still a ****.

Did you duck?

 

[Doctor Feel]

Yeah not going on an overseas trip that someone else is paying for, sorry but that's just completely mental. And no one hates weddings more than me.

It was basically for a few days, most of it wedding related, and I couldn't take my other half which I deemed unfair, ontop of the fact I really didn't want to defer exams.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Isn't it good to have a sanctuary, to let this out in complete anonymity

I actually pretty much say all of this to her as well, no double-standards here.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Did you duck?

She's a ****wit but not stupid.

 

[I Dont Care]

Where is the wedding gonna be? If its somewhere cheap but still disease free-ish... go and have a wild time!

Yeah, can imagine family gatherings, 'remember Feelia's wedding when Feel arrived absolutely sloshed and headbutted the wedding cake?' 'It was mortifying'

 

[I Dont Care]

I actually pretty much say all of this to her as well, no double-standards here.

Good Lord

 

[Portia]

This insight into Doctor Feel's family all makes sense, because at some level it seems like all of the kids have a huge sense of `Its All About Me'.

High five to your parents.

 

[Doctor Feel]

This insight into Doctor Feel's family all makes sense, because at some level it seems like all of the kids have a huge sense of `Its All About Me'.

High five to your parents.

You can blame my mother, my father died when we were all young.

My mum is alright, she's actually pretty hilarious. I don't actually talk to my sisters much, I ****ing hate them. They spend most of their time at my mums place after turning up uninvited.

When i'm down my mums way and I'm intending to drop in, I tell mum, but I never give anyone the time I'll rock up because it means the whole terrible clan will be there, which I try to avoid at all costs.

My sisters all love each other, it's me who wants nothing to do with my family aside from my mum.

My sisters are all the typical 'worked until they got pregnant and will now never work again because they are on the husband gravy train', yet they still always cry about money problems. Then have weddings overseas.

 

[charcolechaddy]

Most of the time when people get married overseas, it's because they don't want many people there but still want to be able to invite everyone they know for appearances' sake.

Immediate family is probably expected to go, though.

They want the ones with the cash to go, that also writes off 89% of people with kids.

Less over heads double the honey moon.

 

[Portia]

You can blame my mother, my father died when we were all young.

My mum is alright, she's actually pretty hilarious. I don't actually talk to my sisters much, I ******* hate them.

**** it now I feel bad for you.

Say something obnoxious immediately!