Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[It Just Is]

I don't actually talk to my sisters much, I ******* hate them.

That shit leads to cancer.

 

[Steve Dore]

My sister just called me and told me her partner had proposed, she says the wedding will be overseas.

I said "No thanks."

That went down well.

Does her fiancé's family live over seas and the wedding is going to be overseas so that his family don't have to travel?
If the answer is "no" you did the right thing

..... I couldn't take my other half which I deemed unfair ......

Why couldn't you take your partner? Wasn't she invited and her travel expenses paid for?

 

[Doctor Feel]

**** it now I feel bad for you.

Say something obnoxious immediately!

**** you.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Does her fiancé's family live over seas and the wedding is going to be overseas so that his family don't have to travel?
If the answer is "no" you did the right thing

Why couldn't you take your partner? Wasn't she invited and her travel expenses paid for?

No, she was invited but my mum would only pay for me, as it was something ranging in the thousands. I don't want to take mums money like that.

 

[FromTheHartland]

My sister just called me and told me her partner had proposed, she says the wedding will be overseas.

I said "No thanks."

That went down well.

Wedding on showdown day is worse... Realising a week beforehand is a Human Rights violation. "Cues gastro symptoms for Saturday morning"


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[Steve Dore]

No, she was invited but my mum would only pay for me, as it was something ranging in the thousands. I don't want to take mums money like that.

"We're happy to pay for you but your partner has to pay her own way" translates to "we don't want your partner there".

 

[Doctor Feel]

"We're happy to pay for you but your partner has to pay her own way" translates to "we don't want your partner there".

In their defense, even though I've been with her 9 years they would have absolutely no idea who she is, because she and I never go to family gatherings, and I never talk about her to my family. I'd rather keep it that way. Malicious, nosey ****s.

 

[Steve Dore]

In their defense, even though I've been with her 9 years they would have absolutely no idea who she is, because she and I never go to family gatherings ........

The fact that you have been together for 9 years (not sure how long at the time of the wedding in question) should have been enough for them, but that's just my opinion.

 

[Doctor Feel]

The fact that you have been together for 9 years (not sure how long at the time of the wedding in question) should have been enough for them, but that's just my opinion.

Over 7 years when the wedding was on. I don't feel anyone should feel obligated to pay for my partner, let alone me. So it's a non-issue from my view. End of the day, mum saved a few thousand bucks and I got good grades. I did what mattered to me, mum and the family did what matters to them.

 

[FromTheHartland]

Uni lecturers running unbelievably overtime is one of my favourite things in life - along with toe jam and obnoxious neighbours.


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[Doctor Feel]

Uni lecturers running unbelievably overtime is one of my favourite things in life - along with toe jam and obnoxious neighbours.


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Just get up and walk out, especially if you have a class directly afterwards. All lectures are recorded, so just listen to the rest later. Else tell them to hurry the **** up because a lot of the time they don't even realise they are overtime.

 

[FromTheHartland]

I'm more worried about passing out driving home due to hunger... First world problems.


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[Doctor Feel]

Meanwhile at SANFL HQ.

 

[spookism]

Neptune Island?

Yup. Just a lazy 6 footer today. Good day though.

 

[I Dont Care]

In their defense, even though I've been with her 9 years they would have absolutely no idea who she is, because she and I never go to family gatherings, and I never talk about her to my family. I'd rather keep it that way. Malicious, nosey ****s.

Hmm, seems like your family has a lot of closets in it's skeleton

 

[Steve Dore]

Yup. Just a lazy 6 footer today. Good day though.

Did the trip last October. Eight sharks for the day and four hanging around when I was in the cage. Biggest was ~4.5m. Had some friends do it last month and only four sharks seen all day and none while they were in the cage.

 

[I Dont Care]

Did the trip last October. Eight sharks for the day and four hanging around when I was in the cage. Biggest was ~4.5m. Had some friends do it last month and only four sharks seen all day and none while they were in the cage.


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Think I would rather pull my fingernails out with a pair of pliers than do that

 

[Steve Dore]

Think I would rather pull my fingernails out with a pair of pliers than do that

Was absolutely fantastic. I would do it again in a flash but it wasn't exactly a cheap exercise.

 

[I Dont Care]

Was absolutely fantastic. I would do it again in a flash but it wasn't exactly a cheap exercise.


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Good God man, you look like the moon

 

[Andre]

Just before 8.30am, the 47-year-old man entered the arena, walked out to the centre square, stripped off and ran to the northern goals before heading back to retrieve his clothes.

This is where society has gone to the dogs. Back in the 70's and 80's you had a reasonable number of good looking lasses doing it for a lark as well. Now it's always middle aged blokes, usually fat middle aged blokes. Punishment for any bloke streaking should be a good paddling from the Redbacks before their next home game. They can enjoy their nude 'fame' blubbering from the pain in front of everyone laughing at them.

 

[Portia]

Fat middle aged blokes should be required to wear burkas whenever in public. For public safety.

 

[chiwigi]

Fat middle aged blokes should be required to wear burkas whenever in public. For public safety.

I would but the dry cleaning bill is ridiculous.

 

[raman]

This is where society has gone to the dogs. Back in the 70's and 80's you had a reasonable number of good looking lasses doing it for a lark as well.

True, but the pubic grooming standards of the day kind of ruined it.

 

[Andre]

Fat middle aged blokes should be required to wear burkas whenever in public. For public safety.

No need to be sexist. Fat middle aged women with delusions of still fitting in size 10 pants with a muffin top over flowing are just as bad. Don't ever let yourself go Portia!

 

[bomberclifford]

Fat middle aged blokes should be required to wear burkas whenever in public. For public safety.

As a fat middle aged bloke, I support this.