Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[Eddie Dingle]

I am completely ****ing *******ated drunk you ****ing campaigners.

I dare you all to fight me you weak bitches,

 

[Zakk Wylde]

 

[Eddie Dingle]

**** your ****ing piss weak swear filter you campaigner bitches.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

I'm campaignered.

 

[I Dont Care]

I am completely ******* *******ated drunk you ******* campaigners.

I dare you all to fight me you weak bitches,

Shadow boxer...

 

[Eddie Dingle]

I will cry myself to sleep knowing I will never see this live.

campaigners.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Shadow boxer...

I'll **** your shit up bitch.

 

[Macca19]

**** your ******* piss weak swear filter you campaigner bitches.

 

[I Dont Care]

I'll **** your shit up bitch.

Keyboard boxer...

 

[I Dont Care]

I am completely ******* *******ated drunk you ******* campaigners.

I dare you all to fight me you weak bitches,

So what are you drinking...rum and creaming soda?

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Keyboard boxer...

campaigner.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

So what are you drinking...rum and creaming soda?

Heroin

 

[I Dont Care]

campaigner.

Old campaigner head

 

[Eddie Dingle]

So what are you drinking...rum and creaming soda?

Get on the good shit you old campaigner.

Little miss sunshine grandpa you are or should be.

 

[Zakk Wylde]

Heroin

Terrible bang for buck....

 

[Powerstufff]

.... I feel like a new man.

What was wrong with your old one?

I'll get my coat.

 

[I Dont Care]

What was wrong with your old one?

I'll get my coat.

I wouldn't have bothered taking it off..

 

[Eddie Dingle]

****.

I hurt.

 

[raman]

****.

I hurt.

Rum and sars?

 

[faquito]

I don't know the silly mnemonic multiplication "table" either. I just work stuff out in my head.

Yeah same with me anything between 1-13 can be done in my head.

So you're a tutor? i could use one for algebra. I really do suck at it.

I was a year 11-12 chem/phys tutor, but havent been for a while...

 

[charcolechaddy]

Rum and sars?

Breakfast of champions.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Rum and sars?

Schooners of icy clod beer and plenty of them.

Bourbon when I got home. Booker Noes. Straight up.










And of course the obligatory lines of coke off strippers ****.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Breakfast of champions.

It's funny you should say that. At 7am this morning I knew the only way out of this was to drink more.

Pub opens at 10.

 

[I Dont Care]

Yeah same with me anything between 1-13 can be done in my head.

I remember teaching our kids to use their fingers to count when doing their homework, they were astonished. I was astonished that teachers didn't teach them this trickery

 

[bomberclifford]

Ladbroke's Mockney Geezer gives me the shits.