Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[manureid]

Loved the Fat Slags....

and Roger Melly the Man on the Tele....

 

[Doctor Feel]

Your originality is astounding. Whilst kidney punching the port supporters with your imagined witty comment about our education levels you unfortunately just revealed yourself as just another unintelligible snob. Nice one!

 

[Powerstufff]

No one outgrows Viz.

Viz outgrows you.

Sort of true. I understand 'The fat slags' has finished up, means it wouldn't be the same to read it now.

 

[Powerstufff]

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You're a better man than I am, I would have let that go on.

 

[finbarr]

The actual comic strips were never generally the funniest part of Viz. It was the fake "real" news articles lampooning popular culture and the British media that made it what it was/is.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

The actual comic strips were never generally the funniest part of Viz. It was the fake "real" news articles lampooning popular culture and the British media that made it what it was/is.

Never ever forget "Top Tips". Comedy gold.

 

[Lynda Loades]

Tell Lynda that, she seems like a reasonable person.

Of course I'm a reasonable person.

 

[finbarr]

Never ever forget "Top Tips". Comedy gold.

Or Letterbocks.

"In response to the letter earlier on this page from P Wiggins of Huddersfield ......"

 

[Lynda Loades]

Your originality is astounding. Whilst kidney punching the port supporters with your imagined witty comment about our education levels you unfortunately just revealed yourself as just another unintelligible snob. Nice one!

Just because I am socially superior to feral Port Power supporters doesn't make me a snob.

 

[WhyAlwaysMe]

WhyAlwaysMe and spookism

I've just woken up after all the celebrations....

 

[Eddie Dingle]

I've just woken up after all the celebrations....

I love you man.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Just because I am socially superior to feral Port Power supporters doesn't make me a snob.

You put out Lynda?

 

[finbarr]

Never ever forget "Top Tips". Comedy gold.

This was one of my favourites -

"CONVINCE neighbours that you have invented a "SHRINKING" device by ruffling your hair, wearing a white laboratory coat and parking a JCB digger outside your house for a few days. Then dim and flicker the lights in your house during the night and replace the JCB unseen, with a Tonka toy of the same description".

 

[Lynda Loades]

You put out Lynda?

I put the rubbish out on bin night. Is that what you mean?

 

[manureid]

I put the rubbish out on bin night. Is that what you mean?

If you are going to pretend to be the lovely Miss Loades you are going to need to spell a lot worse than this current effort.

 

[manureid]

I've just woken up after all the celebrations....

Campaigner.

 

[5um0F1]

You put out Lynda?

**** I sure hope not ...

 

[Eddie Dingle]

This was one of my favourites -

"CONVINCE neighbours that you have invented a "SHRINKING" device by ruffling your hair, wearing a white laboratory coat and parking a JCB digger outside your house for a few days. Then dim and flicker the lights in your house during the night and replace the JCB unseen, with a Tonka toy of the same description".

I remember reading one about buying petrol cheap and freezing it in the ice trays of your freezer so you could thaw them and use them when petrol is expensive again.

Brilliance.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

If you are going to pretend to be the lovely Miss Loades you are going to need to spell a lot worse than this current effort.

If the real Lynda Loades was captain of the starship enterprise she would be Captain Jean Luc ******.

This one is a fraud and a phoney.

Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

 

[Eddie Dingle]

ha ha rhymes with Pittard but is banned on bigfooty.

 

[manureid]

ha ha rhymes with Pittard but is banned on bigfooty.

Why the hell is Piccard banned???

 

[manureid]

I remember reading one about buying petrol cheap and freezing it in the ice trays of your freezer so you could thaw them and use them when petrol is expensive again.

Brillance.

Fixed spelling.

 

[finbarr]

I remember reading one about buying petrol cheap and freezing it in the ice trays of your freezer so you could thaw them and use them when petrol is expensive again.

Brilliance.

MINOR skin grafts can be performed on pigs by covering any cuts and grazes with thin strips of bacon.

 

[finbarr]

GIRLS. Next time you feel like throwing a ball over-arm, don't, because you can't and it just looks silly. Just throw it girlie under-arm style, and no-one will laugh at you, or get hurt.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

DON'T waste money on expensive iPods. Simply think of your favourite tune and I hum it. If you want to "switch tracks", simply think of another song you like and hum that instead.