Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[Zakk Wylde]

 

[Hooligan87]

Carp actually has a good taste, Too bad it's full of bones though

 

[Hooligan87]

You could have saved yourself the effort of moving them to the footpath by just leaving your curtains open.

Well played mister foot falcon, well played.....

 

[Hooligan87]

So i'm going to see us play Richmond at Docklands/Etihad/Coloinal/whatever stadium.

So, that's a thing.

 

[I Dont Care]

You haven't lived.

Apparently not

 

[Vic_Vinegar]

Did he just stick his foot out to break the kids fall? Yeah, that'll help.

 

[spookism]

So recently, we had a customer ordering Johnnie Blue and coke, we were all aghast with this obviously.

As the night progressed, someone misheard the order and just got him a house scotch and coke, the guy didn't even notcie the difference and then continued to order another Johnnie Blue and coke.

What a complete and utter campaigner.

 

[bomberclifford]

So recently, we had a customer ordering Johnnie Blue and coke, we were all aghast with this obviously.

As the night progressed, someone misheard the order and just got him a house scotch and coke, the guy didn't even notcie the difference and then continued to order another Johnnie Blue and coke.

What a complete and utter campaigner.

The only coke that should be taken with scotch is sold by weight.

 

[BIG MATTY WHITE]

Man watching this michelle knight special on sunday....

11 years how just how....

How many of these freaks are out there....

 

[raman]

So recently, we had a customer ordering Johnnie Blue and coke, we were all aghast with this obviously.

As the night progressed, someone misheard the order and just got him a house scotch and coke, the guy didn't even notcie the difference and then continued to order another Johnnie Blue and coke.

What a complete and utter campaigner.

I'm pretty sure it's possible to beat someone to death with a whisky bottle. Just FYI.

 

[I Dont Care]

Did he just stick his foot out to break the kids fall? Yeah, that'll help.

He thought it was the football

 

[I Dont Care]

So recently, we had a customer ordering Johnnie Blue and coke, we were all aghast with this obviously.

As the night progressed, someone misheard the order and just got him a house scotch and coke, the guy didn't even notcie the difference and then continued to order another Johnnie Blue and coke.

What a complete and utter campaigner.

It's the customers who order a rum and sars you have to keep the eye on...

 

[Changaneen]

In my experience as a sporting observer it was almost exclusively used as a superlative for a commanding performance by a centre-half.

Now it seems as if all George Horlin-Twink has to do is amass 20 possessions in a pedestrian Kardinia Park win and he's, well, immense.

Tribes, i love you to death. More often than not i can decipher your posts. But this one has challenged me. There's football in there, there's rainbows...........your the best poster on this board by a mile, but for once in a while can you think of the old folk, so we can ****ing understand what your talking about boy

Sometimes i feel like i need a Tribey dick sionary, just to see if your on earth sometimes.

 

[Changaneen]

Tribes, i love you to death. More often than not i can decipher your posts. But this one has challenged me. There's football in there, there's rainbows...........your the best poster on this board by a mile, but for once in a while can you think of the old folk, so we can ******* understand what your talking about boy

Sometimes i feel like i need a Tribey dick sionary, just to see if your on earth sometimes.

Thread killer.

I just killed this thread. Portia is grumpy.

 

[Changaneen]

Sorry.

 

[faquito]

Tribes, i love you to death. More often than not i can decipher your posts. But this one has challenged me. There's football in there, there's rainbows...........your the best poster on this board by a mile, but for once in a while can you think of the old folk, so we can ******* understand what your talking about boy

Sometimes i feel like i need a Tribey dick sionary, just to see if your on earth sometimes.

"dick sionary" made me laugh more than it should have..

 

[Doctor Feel]

 

[Doctor Feel]

What does one study to become a MILF commander?

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Pornography historians top lip hairiness is in no way associated with palm hairiness.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Guys, this is my self proclaimed art house masterpiece, I call it "prado breaking the environment at renmark."

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Guys, this is my self proclaimed art house masterpiece, I call it "prado breaking the environment at renmark."

I call it "Car went up hill and disappeared, oh where oh where are you sweet car of my heart who I miss with every beat of my tender heart"

That's some art house shit right there.

 

[Hooligan87]

the cat behavior consultant's beard is pimp as.

 

[Doctor Feel]

the cat behavior consultant's beard is pimp as.

Hes actually in a show on the animal channel on foxtel, he takes his job very seriously.

 

[Andre]

So many synergies there waiting to be made. Cat Behaviour consultant should be seeking the expertise of Shredded cheese authority, to help pick the right cheese to tempt the right mouse for the right cat. And if Milf commander passed on a few tips to Bride kidnapping expert, then he wouldn't need to kidnap so many brides to get some action.

 

[Janus]

So recently, we had a customer ordering Johnnie Blue and coke, we were all aghast with this obviously.

As the night progressed, someone misheard the order and just got him a house scotch and coke, the guy didn't even notcie the difference and then continued to order another Johnnie Blue and coke.

What a complete and utter campaigner.

Johnnie Walker Blue isn't even that good. It's like the Rolex of whiskeys. People drink it to say 'Hey, I'm drinking/I've got a bottle of Johnnie Walker Blue', but the real aficionados are drinking a Laphroaig/Glenlivet 30 year old and wearing a Patek Phillipe watch.