Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[bushwood]

deserved more likes

 

[Jumbo]

I'm not sure what's wore that I've tuned in to watch the footy show or that I have seen stupid figgin bloody hamish and andy

 

[Doctor Feel]

Was that the Phrase Whore Brown that played for Carlton?

Malcolm Phrase Whore
Phrase Whore island

 

[Powerstufff]

Malcolm Phrase Whore
Phrase Whore island

Set Phrase Whores to stun
Kelsey Grammar in Phrase e Whore

 

[Port Of Gold]

So many things wrong
Here. It's hilarious though.
EA for me then!

 

[Doctor Feel]

officially addicted to spendahol.

Got a 30" Baja designs LED Lightbar coming to mount on my roof rack.
Rapid diesel performance chip going in tomorrow
steel scrub bars and side steps going in on the 11th.

Beast mode engage. Environmentalists be mad.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Sunday at AO is garbage day.

 

[NoddyHolder]

The people who ring you out of the blue about your computer have rung me FIVE times today. It must be a sign....

I now pass the phone over to my five year old son and he talks to them about playing plants vs zombies

 

[Doctor Feel]

I now pass the phone over to my five year old son and he talks to them about playing plants vs zombies

Just yell out GARBAGE DAY, laugh maniacally and hang up.

 

[NoddyHolder]

Just yell out GARBAGE DAY, laugh maniacally and hang up.

my boy currently spends 13 hours a day incessantly banging on about plants vs zombies. I'm happy to share that experience with some of our friends on the sub continent

 

[Andre]

Why is it when someone with a Afrikaans accents speaks my first thought is "shut up and die"?

When I hear an Afrikaans accent I think of Lethal Weapon 2 and how hot Patsy Kensit sounded attempting the accent.

 

[Grave Danger]

So many things wrong
Here. It's hilarious though.
EA for me then!

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I now get banner ads for the very item I just bought from Officeworks

 

[Steve Dore]

Why is it when someone with a Afrikaans accents speaks my first thought is "shut up and die"?

I work with a number of South Africans. Would be a bit less confusing if they weren't all called Van Der Merwe.

They don't seem to get the joke when I call them "Wikus".

"I would neva have any kind of pornographic activity with a-a- fokkin' creature!"

 

[Shaucob_Burjan]

DANTE EXUM NO.

WHY UTAH?

 

[tribey]

DANTE EXUM NO.

WHY UTAH?

He'll get ontraded surely...

 

[Doctor Feel]

I just copped the wrath of the national geographic facebook group for calling Kakadu national park "Kakadont"

 

[I Dont Care]

I just copped the wrath of the national geographic facebook group for calling Kakadu national park "Kakadont"

They have no humour

 

[Doctor Feel]

I must be graduating to a full blown 'bro'

I just accidentally wrote "weightlifting" instead of "weighting" as part of my study revision. So I guess when an exam question asks me about assigning a weighting to an asset for risk management, I'll ask if they even lift.

 

[PowerKat]

What's with 'sessions timing out' after 30mins or so? I understand if it's my bank account, or other stuff that needs a level of security due to sensitive personal info, or finances etc, but the rest, WTF, I don't want to re log-in every ****ing 30 mins of idleness

 

[Eddie Dingle]

What's with 'sessions timing out' after 30mins or so? I understand if it's my bank account, or other stuff that needs a level of security due to sensitive personal info, or finances etc, but the rest, WTF, I don't want to re log-in every ******* 30 mins of idleness

Less idleness young lady!

8593 posts in almost 10 years just isn't working hard enough.

 

[Doctor Feel]

What's with 'sessions timing out' after 30mins or so? I understand if it's my bank account, or other stuff that needs a level of security due to sensitive personal info, or finances etc, but the rest, WTF, I don't want to re log-in every ******* 30 mins of idleness

It means you need to light up another blunt to commence another 'sesh'.

 

[PowerKat]

Less idleness young lady!

8593 posts in almost 10 years just isn't working hard enough.

hey, I'm idly shopping and putting my tips in and browsing here and 'working' across about 15 tabs

I lost a chunk of posts to the demise of TLC (someone might tell you about it one day, or not, who cares)

 

[I Dont Care]

What's with 'sessions timing out' after 30mins or so? I understand if it's my bank account, or other stuff that needs a level of security due to sensitive personal info, or finances etc, but the rest, WTF, I don't want to re log-in every ******* 30 mins of idleness

30 minutes? What...are you counting your money? I usually take 5 mins to do all my business

 

[Eddie Dingle]

hey, I'm idly shopping and putting my tips in and browsing here and 'working' across about 15 tabs

I lost a chunk of posts to the demise of TLC (someone might tell you about it one day, or not, who cares)

Fully aware of TLC.

It was too low brow for me.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

30 minutes? What...are you counting your money? I usually take 5 mins to do all my business

***cough*** pensioner ***cough***