Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[FromTheHartland]

How is your boyfriend?

Transitioning...

 

[Doctor Feel]

Well there you have it. UniSA is in the same league as the Derek Zoolander Centre For Kids Who Can't Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too.

 

[Trewth]

nah big hips are essential.

My bad I should have said waist. I meant waist. The area just above the hips. It's almost anatomically impossible to have a wide butt and thin hips.

 

[Grave Danger]

Veteran journo Clive Robertson got some flak a few years ago when he compared a car (may have been a Mazda 121) to a woman's bottom.

 

[raman]

Veteran journo Clive Robertson got some flak a few years ago when he compared a car (may have been a Mazda 121) to a woman's bottom.

Rightly so, that car looks like nothing quite so much as a large Rice Bubble.

 

[Doctor Feel]

I have been thoroughly enjoying the sauna that is anytime fitness elizabeth. Broken air-con for months now. It's like Bikram Weights tonight, 34 degrees in the building. My mate did one set of squats and just about had a myocardial infarction, he sat outside trying to concentrate on not dying for 2 hours while I did my routine.

Some ****wit was wearing a hoodie with the hood over his head and tightly secured as if to ensure a vacuum, and a pair of filthy trackies. I asked him "the hell are you doing? it's like 35+ in here." he goes "I'M LOSING MY WATER WEIGHT".

lolwut.

 

[raman]

I have been thoroughly enjoying the sauna that is anytime fitness elizabeth. Broken air-con for months now. It's like Bikram Weights tonight, 34 degrees in the building. My mate did one set of squats and just about had a myocardial infarction, he sat outside trying to concentrate on not dying for 2 hours while I did my routine.

Some ******* was wearing a hoodie with the hood over his head and tightly secured as if to ensure a vacuum, and a pair of filthy trackies. I asked him "the hell are you doing? it's like 35+ in here." he goes "I'M LOSING MY WATER WEIGHT".

lolwut.

aaaaaand this is why I won't be joining a gym.

 

[I Dont Care]

My mate did one set of squats and just about had a myocardial infarction, he sat outside trying to concentrate on not dying for 2 hours

It'll be worth it once he get's a Kardashian grade booty...

 

[Doctor Feel]

It'll be worth it once he get's a Kardashian grade booty...

 

[I Dont Care]

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Speechless?

EDIT: Images still aren't working...

 

[Portia]

aaaaaand this is why I won't be joining a gym.

I thought the lesson there was not to go to Lisbeff

 

[raman]

I thought the lesson there was not to go to Lisbeff

Already knew that.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

I thought the lesson there was not to go to Lisbeff

One post two lessons.

Never ever seen before on the interwebs.

 

[FromTheHartland]

I have been thoroughly enjoying the sauna that is anytime fitness elizabeth. Broken air-con for months now. It's like Bikram Weights tonight, 34 degrees in the building. My mate did one set of squats and just about had a myocardial infarction, he sat outside trying to concentrate on not dying for 2 hours while I did my routine.

Some ******* was wearing a hoodie with the hood over his head and tightly secured as if to ensure a vacuum, and a pair of filthy trackies. I asked him "the hell are you doing? it's like 35+ in here." he goes "I'M LOSING MY WATER WEIGHT".

lolwut.

In my head he has one of those lung capacity type hoses strapped around his head (that they do fitness testing with), except it's got meth pumping through it.

 

[raman]

I don't like rum, but I'm giving vodka and sarsaparilla a run tonight.

 

[Portia]

I don't like rum, but I'm giving vodka and sarsaparilla a run tonight.

yesssssssss

 

[TheArtfulTodger]

I'm confused. I thought that these photos were going to break the internet?

I just saw the frontal version. I think now I see why she prefers the from behind shot.

 

[Portia]

Flicking through the new top level domains...someone already registered san.fail

 

[Hooligan87]

I'm confused. I thought that these photos were going to break the internet?

There is only one way to break the internet:

 

[Doctor Feel]

Breaking the internet, please. It's nothing a fair portion of the male population haven't seen before. She had a sex tape years ago.

 

[Dylan8]

Breaking the internet, please. It's nothing a fair portion of the male population haven't seen before. She had a sex tape years ago.

oh shit, really?

 

[I Dont Care]

oh shit, really?

You've never been?

 

[Ant Bear]

oh shit, really?

A sheltered life you've led..

 

[Dylan8]

 

[Eddie Dingle]

I don't like rum, but I'm giving vodka and sarsaparilla a run tonight.

How did that work out for you?