Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[tribey]

On the chick flick topic, I never really minded 50 First Dates. I've probably watched it far too many times.

Can't stomach any other Sandler movies though.

How do you go from literally not knowing a thing about someone, to being convinced by a video, to feasibly giving up the bum-bum before you next nod off?

I'd get it if it was Drew Barrymore and Paul Rudd, but pudgy 40-horizon Adam Sandler?

 

[manureid]

How do you go from literally not knowing a thing about someone, to being convinced by a video, to feasibly giving up the bum-bum before you next nod off?

I'd get it if it was Drew Barrymore and Paul Rudd, but pudgy 40-horizon Adam Sandler?

I think I may ask someone in the future to give up 'the bum-bum' and see where it lands me.....

 

[bomberclifford]

I think I may ask someone in the future to give up 'the bum-bum' and see where it lands me.....

Reminds me of this guy ... (NSFW language)

 

[Portia]

How do you go from literally not knowing a thing about someone, to being convinced by a video, to feasibly giving up the bum-bum before you next nod off?

I'd get it if it was Drew Barrymore and Paul Rudd, but pudgy 40-horizon Adam Sandler?

Recast with Henry Cavill for Sandler's role, it'd only take 5 minutes a day to get Drew back up to speed.

 

[Vic_Vinegar]

Recast with Henry Cavill for Sandler's role, it'd only take 5 minutes a day to get Drew back up to speed.

Faster than a speeding bullet
More powerful than a locomotive
Able to leap Drew Barrymore in a single bound

 

[Magpiespower]

TAKE BACK WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT PAGOGO!!!

 

[I Dont Care]

11 more likes and I get a prize or something. Like me

 

[tribey]

Recast with Henry Cavill for Sandler's role, it'd only take 5 minutes a day to get Drew back up to speed.

#teamrouth #routh2mouth

 

[Grave Danger]

THE DAY NOTHING HAPPENED

Today was much like any other Wednesday and Ralph Mellish, a file clerk at an insurance company, was on his way to work as usual when - nothing happened! Scarcely able to believe his eyes, Ralph Mellish looked down, but one glance confirmed his suspicions: behind a bush, on the side of the road, there was no severed arm, no dismembered trunk of a man in his late fifties, no head in a bag – nothing, not a sausage! For Ralph Mellish this was not to be the start of any trail of events which would not, in no time at all, involve him in neither a tangled knot of suspicion nor any web of lies, which would - had he been not uninvolved - surely have led him to no other place than the Central Criminal Court. But it was not to be!

Ralph Mellish reached his office at 9.05 a.m., exactly the same time he usually got in.

ENID: Morning, Mr. Mellish.

MELLISH: Morning, Enid.

Enid, a sharp-eyed, clever young girl, who had been with the firm for only four weeks, couldn't help noticing the complete absence of tiny, but telltale blood stains on Mr. Mellish's clothing. Nor did she notice anything strange in Mr Mellish’s behaviour that whole morning, nor the previous morning nor at any time before or since the entire period she worked with that firm.

MELLISH: Have the new paper clips arrived, Enid?

ENID: Yes, they're over there, Mr Mellish.

MELLISH: Oh.

But for the lack of any untoward circumstances for this young secretary to notice and the total non-involvement of Mr. Mellish in anything illegal, the full weight of the law would have ensured that Ralph Aldous Mellish would have ended up like all who challenge the fundamental laws of our society: in an iron coffin with spikes on the inside!

 

[Hooligan87]

THE DAY NOTHING HAPPENED

Today was much like any other Wednesday and Ralph Mellish, a file clerk at an insurance company, was on his way to work as usual when - nothing happened! Scarcely able to believe his eyes, Ralph Mellish looked down, but one glance confirmed his suspicions: behind a bush, on the side of the road, there was no severed arm, no dismembered trunk of a man in his late fifties, no head in a bag – nothing, not a sausage! For Ralph Mellish this was not to be the start of any trail of events which would not, in no time at all, involve him in neither a tangled knot of suspicion nor any web of lies, which would - had he been not uninvolved - surely have led him to no other place than the Central Criminal Court. But it was not to be!

Ralph Mellish reached his office at 9.05 a.m., exactly the same time he usually got in.

ENID: Morning, Mr. Mellish.

MELLISH: Morning, Enid.

Enid, a sharp-eyed, clever young girl, who had been with the firm for only four weeks, couldn't help noticing the complete absence of tiny, but telltale blood stains on Mr. Mellish's clothing. Nor did she notice anything strange in Mr Mellish’s behaviour that whole morning, nor the previous morning nor at any time before or since the entire period she worked with that firm.

MELLISH: Have the new paper clips arrived, Enid?

ENID: Yes, they're over there, Mr Mellish.

MELLISH: Oh.

But for the lack of any untoward circumstances for this young secretary to notice and the total non-involvement of Mr. Mellish in anything illegal, the full weight of the law would have ensured that Ralph Aldous Mellish would have ended up like all who challenge the fundamental laws of our society: in an iron coffin with spikes on the inside!

I don't think I've seen that Seinfeld episode.

 

[Steve Dore]

I don't think I've seen that Seinfeld episode.

 

[Hooligan87]

Hehehe, I knew that would either piss off either a Seinfeld or Monty Python fan.

 

[Steve Dore]

Hehehe, I knew that would either piss off either a Seinfeld or Monty Python fan.

Mission accomplished

 

[raman]

So we're all meant to be very excited about seeing Kim Kardashian's arse on a magazine cover.

What's next, a Sasha Grey nip slip?

 

[Dylan8]

So we're all meant to be very excited about seeing Kim Kardashian's arse on a magazine cover.

What's next, a Sasha Grey nip slip?

I believe the right comparison would be Sasha Grey only occupying one phallus

 

[Portia]

Big arses are nothing special.

 

[bomberclifford]

Big arses are nothing special.

There's plenty of them around here.

 

[Grave Danger]

$ is for

Sexual Intercourse
Eye In Sight
Superimposition

 

[NoddyHolder]

Big arses are nothing special.

mine just accidentally turned on the oven whilst I was making a cup of tea

 

[I Dont Care]

So we're all meant to be very excited about seeing Kim Kardashian's arse on a magazine cover.

What's next, a Sasha Grey nip slip?

I haven't seen mine for years

 

[I Dont Care]

Does anyone here miss Syd?

 

[Portia]

Yeah I'm keen to move back there

 

[tribey]

Big arses are nothing special.

This. Where has this come from? If 'las 'naj expired of the scurvy tears I would not shed.

 

[El_Scorcho]

Somewhere along the line shape and size got confused and it went berserk Fisherian evolution style.

I'm hoping the bubble bursts.

 

[I Dont Care]

It all went pear shaped