Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[Eddie Dingle]

Give it up you two, agree to disagree or some shit.

#graypride

 

[Portia]

Give it up you two, agree to disagree or some shit.

#graypride

Take out a civil suit if you don't like it!

#silianrail

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Take out a civil suit if you don't like it!

#silianrail

I have a Hugo Boss suit that I just look divine in.

#graypride

 

[Portia]

Hugo Boss

 

[Eddie Dingle]

I make my staff at work call me Tony.

 

[bomberclifford]

I make my staff at work call me Tony.

As in, "Hold me closer, Tony Danza."?

 

[Eddie Dingle]

As in, "Hold me closer, Tony Danza."?

You were singing it as you typed it weren't you?

 

[manureid]

You were singing it as you typed it weren't you?

I was singing it as I read it.

 

[I Dont Care]

As in, "Hold me closer, Tony Danza."?

Probably as in 'Stony Tony'

 

[bomberclifford]

You were singing it as you typed it weren't you?

Maybe.

 

[Steve Dore]

Where is the reference to Protz Pooower, oh my mistake, its not some local starfish licker penning for the pissant ragvertiser ...

The Herald Sun article refers to Stevens as a former Carlton player but the Advertiser refers to him as a former Port Adelaide player. In fact he is both.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

As in, "Hold me closer, Tony Danza."?

Remember that show and he had that little daughter and then boobs.

 

[manureid]

Remember that show and he had that little daughter and then boobs.

Tony Danza had boobs?

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Tony Danza had boobs?

Moobs. Made from OAK Iced Coffee.

I make my staff at work call me Tony as well. The fact my name is Anthony and everyone calls me Tony is surely not relevant.

I'll call you Harry then.

 

[Garibaldi Red]

Ol' mate Nick Stevens seems like a lovely fella.

Positive I would classify Nick Stevens as a "great" of the game

 

[Garibaldi Red]

http://www.triplem.com.au/adelaide/...-invents-pill-to-make-farts-smell-like-roses/

Bloke Invents Pill To Make Farts Smell Like Roses

French inventor claims to have invented a pill that makes farts smell like chocolate or roses.

65-year-old Christian Poincheval says the pills are made with natural ingredients from seaweed, blueberries and fennel.

Poincheval says he came up with the idea during a dinner with friends.
http://www.triplem.com.au/adelaide/...-invents-pill-to-make-farts-smell-like-roses/

 

[Powerstufff]

The Herald Sun article refers to Stevens as a former Carlton player but the Advertiser refers to him as a former Port Adelaide player. In fact he is both ...

Yes but remember it is us who taught him the sociopathic attitudes* responsible for his current situation. If he was being done for undeclared income that is where the Carlton link would come in.

* Unless this is a Gone Girl situation

 

[manureid]

http://www.triplem.com.au/adelaide/...-invents-pill-to-make-farts-smell-like-roses/

Bloke Invents Pill To Make Farts Smell Like Roses

French inventor claims to have invented a pill that makes farts smell like chocolate or roses.

65-year-old Christian Poincheval says the pills are made with natural ingredients from seaweed, blueberries and fennel.

Poincheval says he came up with the idea during a dinner with friends.
http://www.triplem.com.au/adelaide/...-invents-pill-to-make-farts-smell-like-roses/

Would take most of the fun out of sharing them really...

 

[Stromageddon]

The issue with farts isn't the smell. It's the leftover fecal matter that you are directly inhaling.

Each and every passing of gas has trace amounts of stool in it, and as you breathe in a fart, you are breathing in an amount of excrement.

The shit you are breathing in has a certain smell to it. As humans, we naturally dislike this smell. Why? Because our bodies and brains are telling us that ingestion of butt butter is bad. The odour of someone's anal exhale is alerting us to the presence of these poop particles and telling us to get the **** away so we don't breathe in too much shit.

But what if it smells good? Well, you'd be sniffing harder than Charlie Sheen reincarnated as a police dog at an underage music festival. You'd be breathing in literally* tonnes of shit. It's basically like tonging the dealer's anus and enjoying the nutrition from it. You'd consume so much bacteria and harmful chemicals that would have adverse affects on your health. Serious illness or death may follow.

No. That's gross. We want farts to smell - nay, we need them to smell. It's life or death.

*literally in this case is used as an emphasis modifier. it is not used in its literal meaning.

 

[manureid]

You always like the smell of your own brand anyway.

 

[bomberclifford]

The issue with farts isn't the smell. It's the leftover fecal matter that you are directly inhaling.

Each and every passing of gas has trace amounts of stool in it, and as you breathe in a fart, you are breathing in an amount of excrement.

The shit you are breathing in has a certain smell to it. As humans, we naturally dislike this smell. Why? Because our bodies and brains are telling us that ingestion of butt butter is bad. The odour of someone's anal exhale is alerting us to the presence of these poop particles and telling us to get the **** away so we don't breathe in too much shit.

But what if it smells good? Well, you'd be sniffing harder than Charlie Sheen reincarnated as a police dog at an underage music festival. You'd be breathing in literally* tonnes of shit. It's basically like tonging the dealer's anus and enjoying the nutrition from it. You'd consume so much bacteria and harmful chemicals that would have adverse affects on your health. Serious illness or death may follow.

No. That's gross. We want farts to smell - nay, we need them to smell. It's life or death.

*literally in this case is used as an emphasis modifier. it is not used in its literal meaning.

You think WAAAAAYYYY too much about fecal matter.

 

[raman]

You think WAAAAAYYYY too much about fecal matter.

You wouldn't scoff at Quadgeddoncross' tract (lol) if you'd ever had Giardia. He makes a good point.

 

[Grave Danger]

I make my staff at work call me Tony as well. The fact my name is Anthony and everyone calls me Tony is surely not relevant.

I wonder why no one calls themselves Thony.


(no I don't)

 

[Eddie Dingle]

The issue with farts isn't the smell. It's the leftover fecal matter that you are directly inhaling.

Each and every passing of gas has trace amounts of stool in it, and as you breathe in a fart, you are breathing in an amount of excrement.

The shit you are breathing in has a certain smell to it. As humans, we naturally dislike this smell. Why? Because our bodies and brains are telling us that ingestion of butt butter is bad. The odour of someone's anal exhale is alerting us to the presence of these poop particles and telling us to get the **** away so we don't breathe in too much shit.

But what if it smells good? Well, you'd be sniffing harder than Charlie Sheen reincarnated as a police dog at an underage music festival. You'd be breathing in literally* tonnes of shit. It's basically like tonging the dealer's anus and enjoying the nutrition from it. You'd consume so much bacteria and harmful chemicals that would have adverse affects on your health. Serious illness or death may follow.

No. That's gross. We want farts to smell - nay, we need them to smell. It's life or death.

*literally in this case is used as an emphasis modifier. it is not used in its literal meaning.

Brilliant.

 

[Portia]

I wonder why no one calls themselves Thony.


(no I don't)

I knew a guy called Thom once. He did not like when people called him `thumb'