Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[finbarr]

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"... burned his balls on the petrol lid"

This deserves at least 50 likes today.

 

[Doctor Feel]

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"... burned his balls on the petrol lid"

"He should be right to play in 2 or three weeks."

 

[Alberton Proud]

Nice set of talons

 

[Magus]

Very talonted indeed.

 

[Zakk Wylde]

Its happening

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

The wheels on the bus go round and round

 

[finbarr]

 

[Grave Danger]

 

[finbarr]

 

[Doctor Feel]

NACHO NACHO MAAAAN

 

[68vette]

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So my neighbour knocked on my door last night at 3 am.

3 AM! Can you believe that? He was lucky I was still playing on my drums.

 

[raman]

NACHO NACHO MAAAAN

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That's clearly pastry...

 

[LukeSA]

So my neighbour knocked on my door last night at 3 am.

3 AM! Can you believe that? He was lucky I was still playing on my drums.

The tenacity of some people.

 

[_VXV]

I couldn't believe it when Dad got sacked from the Highways Dept for stealing, but when you looked around his house the signs were there.

 

[Slammer]

Something similar, if you fold a piece of paper of standard thickness 103 times it would be thicker than the observable universe.

Something similar, if you fold a piece of paper of standard thickness 103 times it would be thicker than the observable universe.

A snail can sleep for three years.

 

[finbarr]

I couldn't believe it when Dad got sacked from the Highways Dept for stealing, but when you looked around his house the signs were there.

This is the most underrated post of the day.

 

[LukeSA]

I couldn't believe it when Dad got sacked from the Highways Dept for stealing, but when you looked around his house the signs were there.

Yeah well... two peanuts walking down the road, one got assaulted.

 

[Grave Danger]

I couldn't believe it when Dad got sacked from the Highways Dept for stealing, but when you looked around his house the signs were there.

Except Bagot Street...

 

[Schulzenfest]

I couldn't believe it when Dad got sacked from the Highways Dept for stealing, but when you looked around his house the signs were there.

Is he looking for a new job? Personally I know that working in a mirror factory is a job that I could really see myself doing.

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

Is anyone else not wearing pants?

 

[simmo_bc]

Is he looking for a new job? Personally I know that working in a mirror factory is a job that I could really see myself doing.

Horrible! might use it tomorrow though! haha!

 

[SilenceOz]

Statistically, one in every two and a half men is HIV positive.

 

[Doctor Feel]

 

[Contested Marx]

Thread is 100% improved from yesterday

 

[edgie]

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For the regional science competition, me and a few mates volunteered to go for our school, we were placed in the build a catapult challenge. We finished dead last.

Learning from our mistakes, we went again the next year. At presentation, we were asked where the fulcrum was. My mate replied "suck my fulcrum". We finished even laster if possible.

The rest of the schools team did well in their categories. We were never allowed back.