Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[Magpiespower]

Nuytsland would've been fun...

DEEZ NUYTS!

 

[I Dont Care]

Nuytsland would've been fun...

DEEZ NUYTS!

Port zone

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Needs to be the we ken beat ten men thread.

 

[Prison bar Pete]

"Kick a Guelph" doesn't have quite the same ring to it...

Failed states of Australia

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Better send out Border Patrol to turn back Spain & Portugal

 

[I Dont Care]

The worst thing about hittin' the fifties is your eyebrows grow longer

 

[Changaneen]

When you've had a few beers and hunger kicks in. Party pies and sausage rolls do the job

Lots of sauce to top them off.

 

[Changaneen]

The worst thing about hittin' the fifties is your eyebrows grow longer

The snippers go good. ( tweezers ) ........nose hairs are in that spot. If you dont do it, it looks like you're growing onions from your ears

 

[Dylan8]

I love the El Dude Brothers and the supporting cast is great. Johnson, Super Hans and later, cynical Sophie top the show off.

 

[Dylan8]

The Gerrard cake for Gerard. Mark, you arseh*le.

 

[Dylan8]

This is a really enjoyable listen. Rob was actually incredibly self aware as a teenager.

 

[Changaneen]

I love the El Dude Brothers and the supporting cast is great. Johnson, Super Hans and later, cynical Sophie top the show off.

No where up with you Dyls but watched some really good, confronting Aussie movies just recently that get ya thinking.

Last Taxi To Darwin, and Rabbit Proof Fence. Not Box office stuff, but they get you thinking. Mrs had the old salty stuff going on

Pretty much real to life but its your own choice on how you feel. Didn't mind it but i had to have a tissue box around the place

 

[RonSon]

Good stuff,some of the place is still stuck in 1970 but we do some great work getting people back up and running. Hope you're not in a sheared room. Good luck on the recovery

Oh? You probably met my fiancé and I around a month ago. It was a long week. Thanks for the help!

 

[Changaneen]

 

[Changaneen]

Toumpas.

 

[Portia]

CAN'T SLEEP

 

[Grave Danger]

 

[Magus]

CAN'T SLEEP

There shall be many restless nights after watching the big Dix this year.

 

[Changaneen]

Wife On A Spit.

You know how we get these rotisserie from Bunnings or wherever these days. Fire your charcoal up and stick the animal through the spit. Its easy, you get crackling from pork and all that and its tasty..

What if i stuck my wife on the spit, slowly cooked her, with an apple in her mouth, hoping that her skin turned out like crackling, do you think i'd be done for murder? I'm just trying to feed my family . I'm sure she'd understand

I wouldn't do that to her, she looks after me like you wouldn't believe. She's an amazing woman..........but god i bet her crackling tastes good.

 

[Grave Danger]

Wife On A Spit.

You know how we get these rotisserie from Bunnings or wherever these days. Fire your charcoal up and stick the animal through the spit. Its easy, you get crackling from pork and all that and its tasty..

What if i stuck my wife on the spit, slowly cooked her, with an apple in her mouth, hoping that her skin turned out like crackling, do you think i'd be done for murder? I'm just trying to feed my family . I'm sure she'd understand

I wouldn't do that to her, she looks after me like you wouldn't believe. She's an amazing woman..........but god i bet her crackling tastes good.


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Exhibit A, M'Lud

 

[I Dont Care]

Wife On A Spit.

You know how we get these rotisserie from Bunnings or wherever these days. Fire your charcoal up and stick the animal through the spit. Its easy, you get crackling from pork and all that and its tasty..

What if i stuck my wife on the spit, slowly cooked her, with an apple in her mouth, hoping that her skin turned out like crackling, do you think i'd be done for murder? I'm just trying to feed my family . I'm sure she'd understand

I wouldn't do that to her, she looks after me like you wouldn't believe. She's an amazing woman..........but god i bet her crackling tastes good.


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I wouldn't dare think about my missus that way. I know she can see my thoughts

 

[Changaneen]

Just thought i'd ask

 

[Changaneen]

Ok, beer battered flat head. VB with plain flour, dip fish into dry flour then beer batter. Cant go wrong? I'm that hungry its a happening thing.

VB beer battered flat head. Will call in soon with results.

 

[Changaneen]

Ok, beer battered flat head. VB with plain flour, dip fish into dry flour then beer batter. Cant go wrong? I'm that hungry its a happening thing.

VB beer battered flat head. Will call in soon with results.

Bloody delicious.........along with Rod Stewart.

 

[Changaneen]

Crispy.

 

[Changaneen]