Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[Del165198]

this song and reading the essendon vs wet toast thread on their board = immediate activate

 

[Jonts]

So riddle me this


Iinet deal
Pay for a home phone line double data ((so my deal goes from 50gb to 100gb)

Never actually got ta home phone line cause well who needs it

Paying for it though
Discovered that my data didn't double
Wtf

 

[Jonts]

On an unrelated note
If anyone sees me walking home

Yell out port board and I'll talk the lift

 

[Eddie Dingle]

that feel when you tell a sydney person you don't have to go to work tomorrow because it's 'adelaide cup day' (the race that is met with a high level of disinterest across the nation)

I was having a few schooners (pints for you souf ozzies) yesterday at my local and told the gathered crowd that is was Adelaide Cup Day tomorrow.

Stunned faces and one question... "Do they have a Cup?"

Rock on Radelaide.

 

[manureid]

I was having a few schooners (pints for you souf ozzies) yesterday at my local and told the gathered crowd that is was Adelaide Cup Day tomorrow.

Stunned faces and one question... "Do they have a Cup?"

Rock on Radelaide.

Do we have a cup? I thought it was the ol Queens birthday!

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Do we have a cup? I thought it was the ol Queens birthday!

IIRC they brought it back to March for more coverage/better horses/more interest/profit.

To say it is not working might be an understatement of habiblical proportions.

 

[PAFC04]

No wonder this country is in a mess, we have a holiday that no one give a rats about...... over a horse f.....king race.......

Why dont they just call it "home reno's day".... because there are more people doing reno's on homes than at the race track........

 

[Eddie Dingle]

No wonder this country is in a mess, we have a holiday that no one give a rats about...... over a horse f.....king race.......

Why dont they just call it "home reno's day".... because there are more people doing reno's on homes than at the race track........

I honestly thought that read "homo renos"

That's a holiday worth celebrating.

 

[Duck Farmer]

I was having a few schooners (pints for you souf ozzies) yesterday at my local and told the gathered crowd that is was Adelaide Cup Day tomorrow.

Stunned faces and one question... "Do they have a Cup?"

Rock on Radelaide.

Just bought some coffees from a joint on Enmore Rd. The girl serving me didn't know where Adelaide was.

 

[Magpiespower]

Bitching about a public holiday? This thread has finally gone too f@%king far. Really don't give a rats about some old bitch's birthday but I'll gladly take the day off...

 

[manureid]

Not sure anyone was actually bitching about it.

 

[powermacs]

lol sobrave

I did a house visit to clean a patients wounds yesterday and when I removed the bandage this is what it looked like. Never thought I'd have to swallow my own vomit at work.

Happy breakfasting for those playing at home.

 

[charcolechaddy]

He is the face of the Seattle Timothymcveighs. To leave now off the back of Marshawn Lynch retiring would kill that sweet norwesterly berg.

Then kill it I say!

 

[charcolechaddy]

I did a house visit to clean a patients wounds yesterday and when I removed the bandage this is what it looked like. Never thought I'd have to swallow my own vomit at work.

Happy breakfasting for those playing at home.

What the dude had worms!

 

[charcolechaddy]

germany should be the global superpower

i don't mean, obviously, the nazis. but right now if they were the global superpower rather than the out of control mess that is the united states, things would probably be at least bit better

The population growth would certainly be halted.

 

[powermacs]

What the dude had worms!

Well developed maggots.

 

[Leaveit2charlie]

Well developed maggots.

What did you do?

 

[powermacs]

What did you do?

Cleaned the ****er and ran. Then spent the next 30 min trying to keep my lunch down. I've seen maggots in wounds before but these ones got me.

 

[Grave Danger]

No wonder this country is in a mess, we have a holiday that no one give a rats about...... over a horse f.....king race.......

Why dont they just call it "home reno's day".... because there are more people doing reno's on homes than at the race track........

My wall calendar shows numerous Australian and international holidays, religious festivals, this and that Day, daylight saving start and finish dates, etc, etc, but no mention of Adelaide Cup Day today. Perhaps when the print run was done SA Great was still umming and ahhing about which month the race would be held.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Cleaned the goose and ran. Then spent the next 30 min trying to keep my lunch down. I've seen maggots in wounds before but these ones got me.

Did it smell like the devils anus?

 

[I Dont Care]

What did you do?

Hit 'em with the ol' Pea Beu

 

[SilenceOz]

Did it smell like the devils anus?

Everyone knows the devil bleaches his.

 

[powermacs]

Did it smell like the devils anus?

Thankfully the old allergies were playing up yesterday so I couldn't smell too much. I'd imagine it would smell like freshly baked cup cakes.


That had been in the sun for 15 weeks.

 

[MrPortAdelaide]

hamish is free, excellent

 

[Zakk Wylde]

Sevendust tonight @ The Gov...

Will be wearing my PA cap. If you're there and you see me, buy me a beer pls.