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Last time I saw you, you had a bleached whale type of hue about you.

This is me getting dressed this morning.

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Here's a crash course in how to get ahead in life kiddie in a relatively risk free way. Buy a flat (not a new high rise apartment) in a good or up and coming area within 10kms of the city (5km if your in Adelaide) In Adelaide you can also perhaps stretch yourself to a small house (having your own dirt is better) but you can still buy a flat within 5kms of the city for a little over $250,000. Buy it as soon as you have a job and saved up $20k. Stay at home with your parents as long as you can stand it (or they let you, easier if you are of southern European background) and rent flat out, whilst also making extra payments yourself. If you want to live in it, get a mate to rent with you. If you have a partner that looks like longterm/marriage material, both of you can smash the mortgage. In 5 years you should have paid off at least $100k and if the price has increased by a moderate 20-25%, you've got yourselves $250k to put towards a better one. Winning.
 
Pining for French rev days when we could freely chop off the heads of filthy rich aristocrat pigs like Eddie Dingle
He would still be taller than everyone else on here.
 
one foot a-head
 
Here's a crash course in how to get ahead in life kiddie in a relatively risk free way. Buy a flat (not a new high rise apartment) in a good or up and coming area within 10kms of the city (5km if your in Adelaide) In Adelaide you can also perhaps stretch yourself to a small house (having your own dirt is better) but you can still buy a flat within 5kms of the city for a little over $250,000. Buy it as soon as you have a job and saved up $20k. Stay at home with your parents as long as you can stand it (or they let you, easier if you are of southern European background) and rent flat out, whilst also making extra payments yourself. If you want to live in it, get a mate to rent with you. If you have a partner that looks like longterm/marriage material, both of you can smash the mortgage. In 5 years you should have paid off at least $100k and if the price has increased by a moderate 20-25%, you've got yourselves $250k to put towards a better one. Winning.
You did actually see the affordability index and note what it meant? The median unit price is too high for median wage. This means this scenario is ALMOST impossible for many.
 

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You did actually see the affordability index and note what it meant? The median unit price is too high for median wage. This means this scenario is ALMOST impossible for many.
Should probably rename it to "a crash course in how to STAY ahead in life kiddie"
 
To many The C bands

The Cure
The Clash
The Cult

I always have to stop and think which is which.
 
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