Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[Eddie Dingle]

Hetfields voice suits metal and Metallica perfectly but saying he can sing is like saying you would love to hear Madonna sing Holidaaaaaaaaaaay on loop for the rest of your life.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

A classic

I just looked this up for a lol (while listening to One on the Live Shit album) before seeing it here

I bought a girl band t-shirt the other day from their website and have been chatting with "Alan" via email for a few days about, you know, stuff.

Turns out he is in the band and they will tour Oz after they release their new album.

I have happy.

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

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[I Dont Care]

He was effective I mean tons of rock/metal vocalists have been without actually being great singers.

Presence is the main thing. Singing talent is optional, guitar riffs do your singing for you

 

[Dylan8]

I bought a girl band t-shirt the other day from their website and have been chatting with "Alan" via email for a few days about, you know, stuff.

Turns out he is in the band and they will tour Oz after they release their new album.

I have happy.

Nice, hopefully Alan is actually in the band and isn't like Bez with the maracas (I don't even get that reference I've just been watching Peep Show)

Definitely something to keep tabs on.

 

[bomberclifford]

Bez with the maracas

Bez was Shaun Ryder's mate. He provided the ecstasy and the maracas.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Nice, hopefully Alan is actually in the band and isn't like Bez with the maracas (I don't even get that reference I've just been watching Peep Show)

Definitely something to keep tabs on.

Bez is ****ing awesome.

Rumour went around another band at the time The Farm offered the Happy Mondays 1mil quid to sell Bez to them I guess in the hope Bez would make the cool.

Shaun Rydar and Bez just took more drugs.

 

[manureid]

Weird story about a missing body, but the undertakers name was interesting...

A $20,000 reward offered by funeral home director and family friend, Dick Tips, failed to generate any leads. The Motts never forgave Mr Tips for Julie being taken “on his watch” and are seeking more than $US1 million in damages.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Bez was Shaun Ryder's mate. He provided the ecstasy and the maracas.

 

[Steve Dore]

Graham Cornes hit on the head while playing golf

“But it wasn’t as hard as David Granger hitting me, put it that way.”

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Nice, hopefully Alan is actually in the band and isn't like Bez with the maracas (I don't even get that reference I've just been watching Peep Show)

Definitely something to keep tabs on.

Alan plays guitar.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

 

[Eddie Dingle]

I like very very noisy records.

 

[Steve Dore]

Apt title

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Apt title

How could you not love it....

Fancy "Pears for lunch"?

Ate eight bananas and i thought about a jog
Legged it around the gaff and took my top off
I look crap with my top off

Spend my time watching Top Gear with my trousers down
Covered in Sudocrem and talking to myself
Garlic Curry Cheese Chips

Digestive fingernails are sogging from your mug
Looks like an Art Attack when tilted from a shelf
I don't know what she wants

Wish I was a wife

I said this and I said that
And I said this I said this
I can't eat your pears for lunch
I can't eat your pears for lunch
I can't eat your pears for lunch
Nice to meet you but if I said this and I said that I said this I said that

Ate eight bananas and I thought about a jog
Legged it around the gaff and took my top off
I look crap with my top off

Snorted a wasp and told them to eff off
Oh wowowowowo

Snorted a wasp and told them to eff off
Oh wowowowowo

 

[Steve Dore]

How could you not love it....

Fancy "Pears for lunch"?

Ate eight bananas and i thought about a jog
Legged it around the gaff and took my top off
I look crap with my top off

Spend my time watching Top Gear with my trousers down
Covered in Sudocrem and talking to myself
Garlic Curry Cheese Chips

Digestive fingernails are sogging from your mug
Looks like an Art Attack when tilted from a shelf
I don't know what she wants

Wish I was a wife

I said this and I said that
And I said this I said this
I can't eat your pears for lunch
I can't eat your pears for lunch
I can't eat your pears for lunch
Nice to meet you but if I said this and I said that I said this I said that

Ate eight bananas and I thought about a jog
Legged it around the gaff and took my top off
I look crap with my top off

Snorted a wasp and told them to eff off
Oh wowowowowo

Snorted a wasp and told them to eff off
Oh wowowowowo

LOL, "Like a kebab, but ten times unhealthier"

 

[Doctor Feel]

 

[tangolikelama]

Got the smallest shard of glass in my foot 3 days ago and haven't been able to get the campaigner out.. Off to the docs

 

[raman]

Got the smallest shard of glass in my foot 3 days ago and haven't been able to get the campaigner out.. Off to the docs

Try a weirdo product called Magnoplasm. Chemists have it.

 

[Jim Dixon]

Ya'll act like you've never met anyone from Whyalla before.

*cough*

These people have got to get it into their heads that nobody gives a shit about their meetings. Some of us actually just work as a means of getting money to be able to enjoy our lives away from work. I like my job, but one of the things I like most about it is that it allows me to turn up, do it, then go home not having to even think about work until I'm back there the next day.

I care about my wife, my cat and PAFC. And that is it. Work's just a means to those ends.

 

[tangolikelama]

Try a weirdo product called Magnoplasm. Chemists have it.

Interdasting, thanks

 

[LukeSA]

Got the smallest shard of glass in my foot 3 days ago and haven't been able to get the campaigner out.. Off to the docs

Is it just under the skin? if it is try using a pin and take the very top layer of skin off around the splinter and you should be able to get it with some tweezers.

 

[tangolikelama]

Is it just under the skin? if it is try using a pin and take the very top layer of skin off around the splinter and you should be able to get it with some tweezers.

Had my mum dig around with a sterilised needle and tweezers last night no luck, tried bi-carb soda, tried soaking my foot no luck at all. Actually hurts walking now so just gonna hope the doc can get it out.

 

[LukeSA]

Had my mum dig around with a sterilised needle and tweezers last night no luck, tried bi-carb soda, tried soaking my foot no luck at all. Actually hurts walking now so just gonna hope the doc can get it out.

Ok... most of the time it works when it's just under the skin. Going to the doctors probably is the best thing.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Interdasting, thanks

DON'T! It will release nerve gas.