Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 4: Shitizens on Pootroll

[Doctor Feel]

Naturally, I ****ing love based Caleb. What's not to love about a socially awkward, fountain pen collecting, cravat wearing teenager?

 

[Contested Marx]

F@#kin charity street hawkers again, this time for the Guide Dogs.

"Hey mate that's a nice shirt you got on there" says the English backpacker dressed like a traffic cone.

*walks past, says nothing*

"Oh c'mon mate just one minute" the Traffic Cone exclaims.

*keeps walking*

there needs to be some kind of app for footpath spam

 

[Grave Danger]

there needs to be some kind of app for footpath spam

I sometimes mime pressing the mute button - "Damn, batteries must be flat!"

 

[Doctor Feel]

Okay guys, the Four'n'Twenny Cheeseburger pie is actually quite solid, if you can stand constant thoughts of how much time it's going to take off of your life.

 

[Doctor Feel]

My mate just sent me this. What even. This must be old, they both look 12.

 

[LFC2010]

Tomic retires, claims it twas the heat, yet it was only 27deg.

 

[NoddyHolder]

That Caleb kid sounds exactly like Tone. It's really unnerving and creepy. His parents should be locked up for whatever they did to him.

They're probably vegan, lefty hippies and this is his rebellion.

There could be a tv show in that. I'd call it 'Family Cravats'

 

[_VXV]

My mate just sent me this. What even. This must be old, they both look 12.

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Yep, been around for a few years

 

[CharlieKelly]

They're probably vegan, lefty hippies and this is his rebellion.

There could be a tv show in that. I'd call it 'Family Cravats'

 

[chiwigi]

That Caleb kid sounds exactly like Tone. It's really unnerving and creepy. His parents should be locked up for whatever they did to him.

I read the article, he seems a good kid. Has a social conscience like many teenagers, but also a greater understanding of the importance of voice. None of it comes across as pretentious.

 

[Magus]

I read the article, he seems a good kid. Has a social conscience like many teenagers, but also a greater understanding of the importance of voice. None of it comes across as pretentious.

I was talking about the way he speaks, not what he has to say.

 

[Janus]

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/the-strange-world-of-a-teenage-conservative-political-commentator

He has a signed picture of Tony Abbott in his room and a fountain pen collection

He also thinks drugs are bad because he's a nerd

Any guy who says they collect fountain pens and doesn't have a Mont Blanc or a Waterman isn't a collector at all, just a hoarder.

Parker. Pffft.

 

[Trewth]

If they produced a line of punching bags with that kids face on it they'd sell out.

 

[Dylan8]

"Malcolm, they seem to lark things lark beer, footyball, betting on horses, eating hot meat paaas, and wearing high visibility clothing......and they're stupid. Aaah say run the advertisement".

I was just reminded of this all time great post

 

[chiwigi]

I was talking about the way he speaks, not what he has to say.

He just sounds Aussie to me tbh.

 

[Magus]

He just sounds Aussie to me tbh.

From the 1920s maybe.

 

[GreyPower]

Is it sad that Caleb & Pyne are both South Australians?!

 

[Doctor Feel]

If anyone hasn't already, and you have a good credit rating - I strongly suggest you call your electricity provider and ask them for a better deal based on your credit history. I just scored a further 8% pay on time discount on my energy bill with Energy Australia through using this tactic. I also had a look at some other providers and their discounts and charge rates and used that to my advantage as well.

Money for jam.

 

[edgie]

New Guardians of the Galaxy with Chris Pratt looks alright but not spectacular... Lot of pressure on this film.

Kickass soundtrack though, the world needs more Fleetwood Mac and Sweet.

Sent from mTalk

 

[NoddyHolder]

I was talking about the way he speaks, not what he has to say.

Does sound like a slightly more masculine Christopher Pahn

 

[Eddie Dingle]

If they produced a line of punching bags with that kids face on it they'd sell out.

Be a good shot to hit his top lip.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

He just sounds Aussie to me tbh.

He sounds like he has spent his teen years masturbating to speeches made by John Howard.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Literally had no idea that Helen Hunt's offsider in Twister was Bill Paxton.

 

[tribey]

Literally had no idea that Helen Hunt's offsider in Twister was Bill Paxton.

Also the sniper in Navy Seals. He's under the radar omnipresent.

 

[Grave Danger]

Does sound like a slightly more masculine Christopher Pahn

Reminds me of this kid who used to pop up in The Young Ones

MUM: Your father's right. Don't put your tongue in Rover's ear, dear. It's very unhygienic.

SON: I only wanted to see what his brains taste like.