DenieD
Ruh Roh
Are you unhappy with the way the dictator Kennedy Parker has run our beloved Sweet-FA into the ground in only 1 day? Do you want changes to be make?
Then join #TheRevolution today
If you are on the fence about this revolution just think, it has only been a day in season 34 and already so many rules and stupid changes have been made, how many more do you think will happen by the end of this season ey? And how many changes will occur in season 35 and even season 36? Too many for my liking and I'm sure you are all with me (well most of you anyway).
We will not go quietly into the night as KP torches the last remnants of this once great country of Sweet. NaturalDisaster did his best to keep everything neutral and it worked for a while. We were happy. Kids were able to play in parks. Adults could wander into alleyways and do god knows what. Now? We can't even cross the street without an ID card or a note from our parole officer allowing us to attend the latest showing of Sin City 3.
We need to make a stand. I hereby decree that Kennedy Parker is the enemy of all free people of Sweet and will be persecuted by the hand of myself or any others who possess the courage and tenacity to fight for what is right.
The Revolution To-Do List
Every revolution needs a list of things for it to get going. I have already got started with a couple of well thought out actions carefully constructed to collapse the entire structure of Kennedy Parker's rule.
Get Robots
As requested by MC Bad Genius we will be acquiring robots. We just need the necessary materials and expertise in order to make them. I have heard grumbleguts has a Phd so we might start there. We also need to make them sexy, for scientific purposes of course, and to confuse the enemy.
[Prototype #1]
Off With His Head
Headless has outed himself as a KP supporter so our first order would be to take off his head... but considering he has no head, we will instead take off his arms and legs and use them in the construction of an elite robot in our battle against the dictator. Your beez trophy won't protect you.
[As headless doesn't have a head, it will be difficult to identify him. We are working on a way to track his location]
A Leader
Jabba73 has stated that we need a new figurehead and that a recent beez winner would suffice, so serial_thrilla is a no go. I will get in contact with all previous beez winners and reach out to see who will look to take on the role of leading our great nation of Sweet into the future.
[Our new leader will need to wear lots of padding. It is an extremely uncomfortable seat]
Storm the Castle
When we have our army of robots, our new heir to the throne and enough of a following of worthy people who share our common interest in freedom, we will storm the castle of Sweet and achieve victory. We shall become a democracy again.
[We will need to prepare for counter assaults if we are to be successful. Anti-Cow Catapult Missiles will need to be sourced]
PLAN B: Train Disaster
If all else fails, we plan to use Broken at the helm of a 1 tonne coal train that will plow into KP and everyone standing in our way (Don't ask me where we get the coal train). It will cost significant casualties but it will look super cool.
[Broken will need to wear multiple seatbelts]
Will you join me?
#TheRevolution is upon us
