Event The Season 40 Mobbenfuhrer Medal Count

[TedDougChris]

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Go royboy2 and DERRINALPHIL !!! You can do it...

 

[BFew]

One of you mutts has to win it.

Mutts baring nuts.

 

[serial_thrilla]

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Tonga Bob

Sin City Swamprats 18.6 (114) defeat Las Vegas Bears 15.6 (96) at the Underground Stadium

The Sin Citizens were still at home in round 6 looking to bounce back from a loss last time up, as were the Las Vegans though the hosts had banked more wins to this stage. And that form line was looking to continue as the hosts raced out to a 19 point lead at the first change. The visitors were having none of it however, retaking the lead at the half and, while things got tight heading into the last quarter, the Swamprats made the most of the home conditions to finish up three goals to the good.

Speaking of good, GotTheGoodes (29 disposals/9 marks/1 goal) had a big one for the hosts as did sataris (29 disposals/6 tackles/4 frees for), TheGoatBaron (7 goals), tigs2010 (24 disposals/3 marks/4 tackles/3 goals), Rodney Dangerfield (18 disposals/7 marks) & Ant Bear (15 disposals/5 tackles).

Meanwhile for the visitors it was Cap (19 disposals/5 tackles/6 frees for), RonnieRaven (27 disposals/7 marks), SSSSSS (25 disposals/10 marks), Matera92 (21 disposals/10 hitouts/3 tackles/2 goals), Millky95 (18 disposals/2 goals) & RookiePick (4 goals) that shone the brightest.

3 sataris 2 Matera92 1 Millky95


Dragons FFC 12.10 (82) defeated by Gumbies FFC 15.6 (96) at Ljp86’s Lair

Match of the round featured the top two teams, and the Dragons & Gumbies delivered a seesawing stouch to claim bragging rights if not top spot. And it was the hosts that had the better of early proceedings by kicking four of the five first quarter goals before the ladder leaders by kicking seven goals to three in the second to take a slim lead into the second half. The Dragons then wrenched that lead back by the last change by six points however that effort took the wind out of them, as the Gumbies kicking the next four goals with only a late consolation to freo84 keeping both the final margin to 14 points and the plasticine people’s perfect record intact.

The Gumbies were well served by Mop (23 disposals/3 marks), bone2468 (12 disposals/5 tackles/4 frees for/3 goals), beez (21 disposals/4 marks), Dory_77 (4 goals), Spooky17 (18 disposals/3 marks/1 goal), GWS Goose (14 disposals/5 tackles/8 frees for) & captain Falconista (13 disposals/3 marks/3 tackles/2 goals).

On the other hand the ones that stood up for the Dragons were Blaze Storm (21 disposals/8 marks), Hatchy1992 (23 disposals/7 marks), Bradesmaen (14 disposals/5 tackles/4 frees for/1 goal), freo84 (3 goals) & Strigoi (13 disposals/15 hitouts/1 goal).

3 bone2468 2 GWS Goose 1 Hatchy1992


Fighting Furies 9.11 (65) defeated by Gold City Royals 19.11 (125) at rfctigerarmy’s hippodrome

On the other end of the ladder sat the Furies and the Royals who had two wins between them for the season, both belonging to the hosts. It was perhaps the best chance for the Gold Citizens to notch up their first win since the previous round, and you’d imagine they couldn’t waste another chance, could they?

Could they?

Well as it turned out, they didn’t! A five goal to one opening term gave the visitors a lead that remained steady until the final quarter where they went up the gears to record a 60 point thumping of the Furies.

Reigning Mobbs Medallist Crimson Azure was a tackling machine, having 11 to go with 23 disposals and 2 goals. Others to do well were grumbleguts (22 disposals/11 marks/1 goal), Ulahoopski (20 disposals/5 tackles/1 goal), Cadsky (20 disposals/6 tackles/4 frees for/1 goal), Smartys Power (20 disposals/7 hitouts/3 tackles/2 goals) & CakeEater (3 goals).

@#TRUMAN#1 won the ruck battle with 12 hitouts to go with 28 disposals/4 tackles & a goal, while others to do alright were rfctigerarmy (20 disposals/4 tackles/5 frees for/1 goal), Pickitt (20 disposals/4 marks/3 tackles/1 goal), Orange crush (28 disposals/4 marks/1 goal), Chronz (19 disposals/6 marks) & crazywildhorse (21 disposals/4 marks).

3 Crimson Azure 2 TRUMAN#1 1 Smartys Power



Roys FFC 17.8 (110) defeat Wonders FFC 16.8 (104) at Brunswick Junction Oval

The Wonders headed to the BJO refreshed after the bye and confident after a start which saw them in the top four. Perhaps they were too refreshed and/or confident as they didn’t worry about following the traditional calibration of correct team sheet submission. The Roys on the other hand were sitting percentage outside the eight and like to also do things in their own time but when they get around to it they do things right. And that’s how the game panned out, trailing by a goal at the first change then by 1.5 goals at the second before coming to life and taking a goal lead into the last quarter, which they maintained. Maybe that’s how their season will also pan out???

For the Gorillas it was DERRINALPHIL (30 disposals/13 hitouts/7 tackles/2 goals) that was best on ably supported by Mooch (6 goals), royboy2 (28 disposals/6 tackles/4 frees for), HinkleysHeroes (20 disposals/5 marks/5 tackles/1 goal), Phar Ace (25 disposals/2 goals), Cats_R_Cool_4_Ever (18 disposals/5 tackles/4 frees for/1 goal) & JackNah_8 (16 disposals/4 marks/4 tackles/1 goal).

BFew saw Mooch’s six goals and raised it another two to finish with eight, receiving good service from Coopers (27 disposals/7 tackles), Pamcake1 (21 disposals/9 tackles), dogs105 (20 disposals/16 hitouts), okeydoke7 (17 disposals/5 marks/4 tackles), BallaratBulldog (17 disposals/8 marks) & SSwans2011 (18 disposals/6 marks).

3 DERRINALPHIL 2 BFew 1 Coopers


East Side Hawks 14.3 (87) defeat Baghdad Bombers 12.9 (81) at the Eyrie

The Hawks and Bombers had opposing win/loss records coming into this match, with the hosts at 4-1 and the visitors at 1-4. The match itself was closer than the form line suggested though, as a super accurate East Side outfit eventually prevailing by six points despite the Babylonians have four more shots on goal.

boncer34 turned back the clock to kick seven goals for the Hawks while sausageroll (17 disposals/7 tackles/5 frees for/2 goals), TY24 (16 disposals/5 tackles/7 hitouts/1 goal), Tarkyn_24 (18 disposals/5 tackles/4 frees for), Loonerty (25 disposals/5 marks/1 goal), SM (17 disposals/5 marks/3 tackles/2 goals), Callums_Guns (19 disposals/9 marks) & Itsmyshow (18 disposals/7 marks/3 tackles).

As for the Bombers the best performing were tomjoad (6 goals), WAbulldog (21 disposals/6 tackles/2 goals), Bovo (22 disposals/8 tackles/4 frees for), norway blue (21 disposals/5 marks/3 tackles/1 goal), BoozedUP (25 disposals/4 marks/1 goal), Kilroy (17 disposals/4 tackles) & TubbsFarquhar (14 disposals/9 marks).

3 boncer34 2 WAbulldog 1 Bovo

Mount Buller Demons 17.12 (114) defeat Ophidian Old Boys 14.8 (92) at the Snow Dome

The Demons hosted the Old Boys in the final game of the round with both teams looking to consolidate their positions in the top eight. And after an even first quarter the Ophidians were two goals up at the half. A lead which vanished in the third as the hosts kicked five goals to one while outscoring the visitors in the last by another goal to finish 22 points in the black.

DemonJim had leather poisoning after having 35 touches and 7 marks while the engine room of Gralin (26 disposals/9 tackles/1 goal), Scythe (24 disposals/13 hitouts/3 goals), moginie (29 disposals/4 marks/3 tackles/1 goal), Jatz (23 disposals/4 tackles/5 frees for/1 goal), tomcruise (22 disposals/4 marks/3 goals) & Bluelegs (19 disposals/6 marks/1 goal) provided the grunt.

Braklet (22 disposals/8 tackles/1 goal) & thewizardmelon (20 disposals/17 hitouts/4 tackles/1 goal) were the best for the Old Boys, with support from former winner philreich (19 disposals/6 marks), Pugsley (14 disposals/8 marks) & tigerland_1720 (15 disposals/6 marks/1 goal) while gab213 (4 goals) & @Juddgement Day (3 goals) did the bulk of the scoring.

3 Gralin 2 Jatz 1 Braklet

Pie 4 Life robbed. Clearly BOG.

 

[Mooch]

**** it, Mooch to win the Mobbs/Fred/MVP treble.

At 5.333 goals a game, he's literally had the best season any full forward has ever had in the history of Sweet.

The cheque's in the mail. Love ya pal.

But has he posted enough?

Read above. I just posted a cheque to Phenom. And last week I posted one to Gralin. Isn't that enough?

 

[Gralin]

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Match of the Round – Demons vs Hawks

The Snow Dome turned into a blizzard of brilliance as the Demons buried the Hawks in a flurry of goals and good times.

Mount Buller’s midfield came in like a wrecking ball, while the Hawks never hit so hard in love.

DERO – The Blizzard Bringer

Cold air, hot hands, bad breath. Two goals, both beautiful. Even the Hawks’ defenders applauded (quietly, under their breath).

jmoo wan – The Smooth Operator

Ten silky disposals, zero panic, and a telepathic link with every teammate - this is why they call him Sade around the clubroom. He played the sort of goals that make small children believe in Santa again.


Proper Gander 's Guide of How-Not-To-Play Qooty (A weekly masterclass in chaos)

They say every great team needs balance, stars who shine, grinders who grind, and one player who provides comic relief. For the Demons, that honour falls proudly to @Proper Gander, who this week delivered another unforgettable performance in the fine art of “almost.”

• The Kick That Defied Logic: Early in the first, Proper Gander attempted a switch-kick that somehow travelled backwards and sideways. Physicists are still investigating.
• The Tackle That Tackled No One: Midway through the second, she lined up a crunching hit… on a patch of air. The air remains unharmed but deeply traumatised.
• The Mark That Wasn’t: At one point, she leapt beautifully, timed it perfectly, and then… forgot to bring her hands. Crowd gave it a 9.5 for style, 0 for completion.

For the Hawks

Tarkyn_24 had 28 touches and somehow managed to make 29 mistakes. Spent most of the fourth quarter yelling at clouds, possibly for better structure and accountability.

Result: A 35-point win that never felt in doubt, except on the rare occasion Proper Gander had the ball in hand.

The Snow Dome remains a graveyard for visiting clubs and a paradise for stat-padders.

3 Tarkyn_24 2 sausageroll 1 Tadpole

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Around the Grounds in Brief (cos who really gives a shit)

Gold City Royals vs Las Vegas Bears

The Royals tried to defend The Golden Throne but mostly looked like they were shitting in it.

Footypie32 lead the competition in “almost marks.” Dropped more ball-shaped objects than a toddler with shiityfingers After the game, reportedly told media he was “building tension.”

@MannumPower kicked a goal, celebrated like he’d won a premiership… then immediately gave away a free kick for over-celebration. The umpire was so confused he awarded a 50 just on principle.

Bears ran riot 22.2 (134) to 19.11 (125).

3 Millky95 2 Art Vandelay_ 1 grumbleguts

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Baghdad Bombers vs Gumbies FFC

At Abdu Prison, the Bombers blew up the scoreboard and the Gumbies’ self-esteem, 17.5 (107) to 11.8 (74).
The Gumbies’ forward line was last seen applying for witness protection. Rumour has it their coach replaced the whiteboard with a mirror for “reflection time.”

KohPhi tried to inspire the troops with a halftime speech, but forgot the words halfway through and just started quoting Gladiator 2, not even the good one

Barrybran played the game like he plays werewolf. Didn’t contribute until it was all but over and no one realised he was playing until he was modkilled.

3 Raz 2 JoeldTrafford 1 DenieD

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West Coast Wonders vs Coney Island Warriors

The Warriors waltzed in, stole the Wonders’ snacks, and left with a 39-point win: 16.9 (105) to 9.12 (66).

TheInjuryFactory tried to lay a shepherd, missed entirely, and took out his own teammate. Still recorded an assist, for the opposition.

ClarkeM kicked the first goal, then disappeared so completely that local authorities briefly filed a missing person report. No one missed him at all

Wonders looked surprised that four quarters are still part of the rules.
Coney Island didn’t even break a sweat—probably because they were too busy taking selfies.

3 Tonga Bob 2 The Filth Wizard 1 spudmaster

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Roys FFC vs Sin City Swamprats

Away from home, the 'Prats squeaked by 11.10 (76) to 9.8 (62).
It was less a game, more a slow-motion wrestle in mud.

spookism Spent most of the match asking the umpire if “we’re still playing advantage.” Accidentally tackled a teammate during the third quarter, then claimed “I did ask for consent”

Mobbs ,the wily veteran turned back the clock… unfortunately to 2006. Kicked one out on the full, then muttered “bloody modern qootballs.”

The Roys claim they were “building character.” The ‘Prats claimed a two-goal lead and called it a day.

3 TheGoatBaron 2 DERRINALPHIL 1 tigs2010

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Ophidian Old Boys vs Fighting Furries

A thriller! The Old Boys won by a single point 10.14 (74) to 11.7 (73).

The Filth Wizard

Usually the calm conductor, but this week he conducted absolutely nothing. Tried to switch the play, accidentally booted it into his own teammate’s back. Tactical? Maybe. Effective? Absolutely not.

Tigerturbulance played like a man allergic to good decisions. Fumbled, tripped, argued with an advertising sign, and somehow still nearly won the game. Truly the Picasso of chaos.

The Furries blamed the umpires, the weather, and the curvature of the Earth.
Meanwhile, the Old Boys celebrated like they’d just invented qootball.

3 thewizardmelon 2 Greenery 1 TRUMAN#1

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[Mooch]

Congrats tomcruise

Loved you in Talladega Nights.

 

[ClarkeM]

Very easily rigged

 

[Kilroy]

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The Frankson Rover award is presented by the league Administrator to the poster or posters that have gone above and beyond for the league during the season.

There were some worthy choices this season but there were to me two names that provided support to the league and also helped drive engagement and at the end of the day I've taken the cowards way out by not having to pick my favorite.

Falconista has done a mountain of work this season, Captain of one of the best run clubs, Keeper of the sacred texts (The Ladder Thread) committee member, match poster and media creator. It was another stellar season for Falc who goes back to back and wins his 4th Frankston Rover Award

Tonga Bob has collated posting stats for the second season, has again run a tight ship at the Wazzas and apart from providing his usual high level of match posting and media output you may notice his name across 5 rounds in this thread as he helped a poor Admin out and picked up some extra Rounds that needed reallocating, this will be Bob's first Frankston Rover

Congratulations to both of you

Falconista and Tonga Bob

 

[Mooch]

Congrats Falconista and Tonga Bob

Love and appreciate your work always. Thanks guys.

 

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Match of the Round – Demons vs Hawks

The Snow Dome turned into a blizzard of brilliance as the Demons buried the Hawks in a flurry of goals and good times.

Mount Buller’s midfield came in like a wrecking ball, while the Hawks never hit so hard in love.

DERO – The Blizzard Bringer

Cold air, hot hands, bad breath. Two goals, both beautiful. Even the Hawks’ defenders applauded (quietly, under their breath).

jmoo wan – The Smooth Operator

Ten silky disposals, zero panic, and a telepathic link with every teammate - this is why they call him Sade around the clubroom. He played the sort of goals that make small children believe in Santa again.


Proper Gander 's Guide of How-Not-To-Play Qooty (A weekly masterclass in chaos)

They say every great team needs balance, stars who shine, grinders who grind, and one player who provides comic relief. For the Demons, that honour falls proudly to @Proper Gander, who this week delivered another unforgettable performance in the fine art of “almost.”

• The Kick That Defied Logic: Early in the first, Proper Gander attempted a switch-kick that somehow travelled backwards and sideways. Physicists are still investigating.
• The Tackle That Tackled No One: Midway through the second, she lined up a crunching hit… on a patch of air. The air remains unharmed but deeply traumatised.
• The Mark That Wasn’t: At one point, she leapt beautifully, timed it perfectly, and then… forgot to bring her hands. Crowd gave it a 9.5 for style, 0 for completion.

For the Hawks

Tarkyn_24 had 28 touches and somehow managed to make 29 mistakes. Spent most of the fourth quarter yelling at clouds, possibly for better structure and accountability.

Result: A 35-point win that never felt in doubt, except on the rare occasion Proper Gander had the ball in hand.

The Snow Dome remains a graveyard for visiting clubs and a paradise for stat-padders.

3 Tarkyn_24 2 sausageroll 1 Tadpole

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Around the Grounds in Brief (cos who really gives a shit)

Gold City Royals vs Las Vegas Bears

The Royals tried to defend The Golden Throne but mostly looked like they were shitting in it.

Footypie32 lead the competition in “almost marks.” Dropped more ball-shaped objects than a toddler with shiityfingers After the game, reportedly told media he was “building tension.”

@MannumPower kicked a goal, celebrated like he’d won a premiership… then immediately gave away a free kick for over-celebration. The umpire was so confused he awarded a 50 just on principle.

Bears ran riot 22.2 (134) to 19.11 (125).

3 Millky95 2 Art Vandelay_ 1 grumbleguts

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Baghdad Bombers vs Gumbies FFC

At Abdu Prison, the Bombers blew up the scoreboard and the Gumbies’ self-esteem, 17.5 (107) to 11.8 (74).
The Gumbies’ forward line was last seen applying for witness protection. Rumour has it their coach replaced the whiteboard with a mirror for “reflection time.”

KohPhi tried to inspire the troops with a halftime speech, but forgot the words halfway through and just started quoting Gladiator 2, not even the good one

Barrybran played the game like he plays werewolf. Didn’t contribute until it was all but over and no one realised he was playing until he was modkilled.

3 Raz 2 JoeldTrafford 1 DenieD

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West Coast Wonders vs Coney Island Warriors

The Warriors waltzed in, stole the Wonders’ snacks, and left with a 39-point win: 16.9 (105) to 9.12 (66).

TheInjuryFactory tried to lay a shepherd, missed entirely, and took out his own teammate. Still recorded an assist, for the opposition.

ClarkeM kicked the first goal, then disappeared so completely that local authorities briefly filed a missing person report. No one missed him at all

Wonders looked surprised that four quarters are still part of the rules.
Coney Island didn’t even break a sweat—probably because they were too busy taking selfies.

3 Tonga Bob 2 The Filth Wizard 1 spudmaster

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Roys FFC vs Sin City Swamprats

Away from home, the 'Prats squeaked by 11.10 (76) to 9.8 (62).
It was less a game, more a slow-motion wrestle in mud.

spookism Spent most of the match asking the umpire if “we’re still playing advantage.” Accidentally tackled a teammate during the third quarter, then claimed “I did ask for consent”

Mobbs ,the wily veteran turned back the clock… unfortunately to 2006. Kicked one out on the full, then muttered “bloody modern qootballs.”

The Roys claim they were “building character.” The ‘Prats claimed a two-goal lead and called it a day.

3 TheGoatBaron 2 DERRINALPHIL 1 tigs2010

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Ophidian Old Boys vs Fighting Furries

A thriller! The Old Boys won by a single point 10.14 (74) to 11.7 (73).

The Filth Wizard

Usually the calm conductor, but this week he conducted absolutely nothing. Tried to switch the play, accidentally booted it into his own teammate’s back. Tactical? Maybe. Effective? Absolutely not.

Tigerturbulance played like a man allergic to good decisions. Fumbled, tripped, argued with an advertising sign, and somehow still nearly won the game. Truly the Picasso of chaos.

The Furries blamed the umpires, the weather, and the curvature of the Earth.
Meanwhile, the Old Boys celebrated like they’d just invented qootball.

3 thewizardmelon 2 Greenery 1 TRUMAN#1

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Pie 4 Life robbed. Clearly BOG.

 

[Gralin]

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All Aust

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GoldCity Royals vs Ophidian Old Boys FFC at The Golden Throne​

Headline: Brownlow Wags Dazzle in Designer Yoga Pantz

Stats That Count

Qarter by Qarter

GCR 4 2 5 4 10 9 12 10 82
OOB 8 3 3 7 16 12 23 18 156


Dreamers Tackles Goals/ Behinds

Cadsky 112 Cadsky 10 gab213 5.4

Dingster 99 Dingster 7 WackyTiger 5.2

Braklet 90 Braklet 7 Juddgement 3.2

Manicpie 86

Fleabane 86

Bant highlights

Mrs Turbo posts the behind of the decade
Crim cracks the double ton
Membling channels Dylan Moran to sum up old age
ulahoopski introduces 2 toe typing

3 Cadsky 2 Dingster 1 Braklet

Las Vegas Bears vs Mount Buller Demons at The Stadium in the Sky​

Headline: Slow Start Busts Bears

Stats That Count

Qarter by Qarter

LVB 2 1 6 3 11 7 15 11 101
MBD 7 5 11 6 15 7 17 8 110

Dreamers Tackles Goals/ Behinds

All Aust. 101 Milky95 6 Ocha905 4.1

SSSSSS 95 tgrs 6 Yakka 2.2

Ronnie Rave92 SSSSSS 5 Tony 2.2

Electronic 90 Cap 5

TomCruise 87


Bant Highlights
Tony being Tony
ProperGander asking the hard questions on behalf of the Cookie Monster
por_please_ya rollercoastering
Beauties,Beasts, wine conundrums, Disney and Rotten Tomatoes all sorted by the mob

3 Matera92 2 Cap 1 RonnieRaven

RoysFFC vs Baghdad Bombers at Brunswick Junction Oval​

Headline: Roys Salute Come From Behind in a Tight One

Stats That Count

Qarter by Qarter

ROY 3 2 7 4 13 4 19 10 124
BOM 6 4 10 5 17 8 19 8 122

Dreamers Tackles Goals/ Behinds

DERRINAPHIL 102 DERRINALPHIL 6 DemurePrincess 8.4

DemurePrincess 102 Cats_R_Cool_4_Ever 5 Mooch 6.3

PharAce 100 WAbulldog 5 3KZ is Football 4.0

3KZ is Football 98 Bovo 5

iDon 85


Bant (High)lights
JoeldTrafford will be anybody's for a midfield dime
Music performance & stereo playback sorted by the mob, chest anatomy chat (highbrow, not)
Kilroy wets plants, calls it early
Chezzalenko Reborn's South Park celebrations

3 DemurePrincess 2 DERRINALPHIL 1 3KZ is Football

Coney Island Warriors vs Dragons FFC at Van Cortlandt Park​

Headline: Dragons kick it Somewhere Between the Sticks

Stats That Count

Qarterby Qarter

CIW 4 2 7 3 8 4 11 6 72
DRA 2 6 4 13 7 19 10 22 82

Dreamers Tackles Goals/ Behinds

jannissary 107 Bradesmaen 12 Tonga Bob 3.1

strigoi 104 The Filth Wizard 8 Lbaddie 3.0

The Filth Wizard 88 strigoi 8 Ligma 2.3

Drizzy 88 PhenomenalV1 2.3

Ljp86 87

Bant Highlights

The whole friggin lot! Do yerselfs er fayva, take a Bo Peep at this pearler. Take the bow all posters

3 The Filth Wizard 2 Strigoi 1 jannissary


Wonders FFC vs Gumbies FFC at The Colosseum

Headline: Gumbies Take the Wonder Heat

Stats That Count

Qarter by Qarter

WON 4 0 5 4 10 5 13 5 83
GUM 4 3 8 3 10 7 14 9 93

Dreamers Tackles Goals/ Behinds

HARPSichord 112 GWS Goose 6 Bartel 3.2

dogs105 110 cats_09 4 Jeezajay 2.1

cats_09 85 Pamcake1 4 NinjaSwan 2.1

Pamcake1 80 dogs105 4

Ballarat Bulldog 80


Bant/ Match Highlights
Hydatina Physis offering up a hammer as a means to erase memories. Falconistainfers it's Dingsters hammer.
Pamcake1's multiple cat videos, following the AFL GF weekend.
GWS Goose shelling out travel and sport anecdotes
Wonders Bfew and ClarkeM – Subbed, low match time percentages

3 dogs105 2 Pamcake1 1 cats_09


Sin City Swamprats vs East Side Hawks at The Underground Stadium

Headline: Sins Not Deadly

Stats That Count

Qarterby Qarter

SCS 3 1 10 7 13 9 17 15 117
ESH 8 1 11 3 17 6 20 9 129

Dreamers Tackles Goals/ Behinds

Ty24 119 MP_ 11 boncer34 5.2

MP_ 110 Ty24 7 reggie 4.1

Firestarter 108 Sausageroll 6 The Goat Barron 3.6

cats2rise 108

jackster83 98

Bant? Highlights
Sportsmaniac89 summons Lord Blackadder to give away a team cunning plan- They will run away!
Callums_Guns summons Lord Dangerfield to plea for a reduced posting timeframe
As per the above, the Hawks proceed forth with their trademark successful plan, teflon and conservation

Epilogue
That poll- Bluelegs was the winner of course

3 TY24 2 MP_ 1 Firestarter

 

[serial_thrilla]

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All Aust

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GoldCity Royals vs Ophidian Old Boys FFC at The Golden Throne​

Headline: Brownlow Wags Dazzle in Designer Yoga Pantz

Stats That Count

Qarter by Qarter

GCR 4 2 5 4 10 9 12 10 82
OOB 8 3 3 7 16 12 23 18 156


Dreamers Tackles Goals/ Behinds

Cadsky 112 Cadsky 10 gab213 5.4

Dingster 99 Dingster 7 WackyTiger 5.2

Braklet 90 Braklet 7 Juddgement 3.2

Manicpie 86

Fleabane 86

Bant highlights

Mrs Turbo posts the behind of the decade
Crim cracks the double ton
Membling channels Dylan Moran to sum up old age
ulahoopski introduces 2 toe typing

3 Cadsky 2 Dingster 1 Braklet

Las Vegas Bears vs Mount Buller Demons at The Stadium in the Sky​

Headline: Slow Start Busts Bears

Stats That Count

Qarter by Qarter

LVB 2 1 6 3 11 7 15 11 101
MBD 7 5 11 6 15 7 17 8 110

Dreamers Tackles Goals/ Behinds

All Aust. 101 Milky95 6 Ocha905 4.1

SSSSSS 95 tgrs 6 Yakka 2.2

Ronnie Rave92 SSSSSS 5 Tony 2.2

Electronic 90 Cap 5

TomCruise 87


Bant Highlights
Tony being Tony
ProperGander asking the hard questions on behalf of the Cookie Monster
por_please_ya rollercoastering
Beauties,Beasts, wine conundrums, Disney and Rotten Tomatoes all sorted by the mob

3 Matera92 2 Cap 1 RonnieRaven

RoysFFC vs Baghdad Bombers at Brunswick Junction Oval​

Headline: Roys Salute Come From Behind in a Tight One

Stats That Count

Qarter by Qarter

ROY 3 2 7 4 13 4 19 10 124
BOM 6 4 10 5 17 8 19 8 122

Dreamers Tackles Goals/ Behinds

DERRINAPHIL 102 DERRINALPHIL 6 DemurePrincess 8.4

DemurePrincess 102 Cats_R_Cool_4_Ever 5 Mooch 6.3

PharAce 100 WAbulldog 5 3KZ is Football 4.0

3KZ is Football 98 Bovo 5

iDon 85


Bant (High)lights
JoeldTrafford will be anybody's for a midfield dime
Music performance & stereo playback sorted by the mob, chest anatomy chat (highbrow, not)
Kilroy wets plants, calls it early
Chezzalenko Reborn's South Park celebrations

3 DemurePrincess 2 DERRINALPHIL 1 3KZ is Football

Coney Island Warriors vs Dragons FFC at Van Cortlandt Park​

Headline: Dragons kick it Somewhere Between the Sticks

Stats That Count

Qarterby Qarter

CIW 4 2 7 3 8 4 11 6 72
DRA 2 6 4 13 7 19 10 22 82

Dreamers Tackles Goals/ Behinds

jannissary 107 Bradesmaen 12 Tonga Bob 3.1

strigoi 104 The Filth Wizard 8 Lbaddie 3.0

The Filth Wizard 88 strigoi 8 Ligma 2.3

Drizzy 88 PhenomenalV1 2.3

Ljp86 87

Bant Highlights

The whole friggin lot! Do yerselfs er fayva, take a Bo Peep at this pearler. Take the bow all posters

3 The Filth Wizard 2 Strigoi 1 jannissary


Wonders FFC vs Gumbies FFC at The Colosseum

Headline: Gumbies Take the Wonder Heat

Stats That Count

Qarter by Qarter

WON 4 0 5 4 10 5 13 5 83
GUM 4 3 8 3 10 7 14 9 93

Dreamers Tackles Goals/ Behinds

HARPSichord 112 GWS Goose 6 Bartel 3.2

dogs105 110 cats_09 4 Jeezajay 2.1

cats_09 85 Pamcake1 4 NinjaSwan 2.1

Pamcake1 80 dogs105 4

Ballarat Bulldog 80


Bant/ Match Highlights
Hydatina Physis offering up a hammer as a means to erase memories. Falconistainfers it's Dingsters hammer.
Pamcake1's multiple cat videos, following the AFL GF weekend.
GWS Goose shelling out travel and sport anecdotes
Wonders Bfew and ClarkeM – Subbed, low match time percentages

3 dogs105 2 Pamcake1 1 cats_09


Sin City Swamprats vs East Side Hawks at The Underground Stadium

Headline: Sins Not Deadly

Stats That Count

Qarterby Qarter

SCS 3 1 10 7 13 9 17 15 117
ESH 8 1 11 3 17 6 20 9 129

Dreamers Tackles Goals/ Behinds

Ty24 119 MP_ 11 boncer34 5.2

MP_ 110 Ty24 7 reggie 4.1

Firestarter 108 Sausageroll 6 The Goat Barron 3.6

cats2rise 108

jackster83 98

Bant? Highlights
Sportsmaniac89 summons Lord Blackadder to give away a team cunning plan- They will run away!
Callums_Guns summons Lord Dangerfield to plea for a reduced posting timeframe
As per the above, the Hawks proceed forth with their trademark successful plan, teflon and conservation

Epilogue
That poll- Bluelegs was the winner of course

3 TY24 2 MP_ 1 Firestarter

Pie 4 Life robbed. Clearly BOG.

 

[Mooch]

What does a Mooch need to do to get a vote? I kicked like a million goals this season.

@Mobbs ,the wily veteran turned back the clock… unfortunately to 2006. Kicked one out on the full, then muttered “bloody modern qootballs.”

Mobbs I remember this game and that write up is right on the money

 

[Headless]

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The EKA Medal is awarded to the best first year poster in the league. It was named after eagleskickass and was first awarded in season 9 to croweater 41

This year were 6 nominees, every single nominee received votes from more than one club and two tied for third

Saint Kidding (Bombers) and ubiquitous226 (Warriors)

The second most popular choice was Matthew Jelley (Gumbies) who was narrowly beaten by this season's EKA Medalist, congratulations to tomcruise (Demons)

YAY!

Huge result, tomcruise.

 

[Tonga Bob]

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The Frankson Rover award is presented by the league Administrator to the poster or posters that have gone above and beyond for the league during the season.

There were some worthy choices this season but there were to me two names that provided support to the league and also helped drive engagement and at the end of the day I've taken the cowards way out by not having to pick my favorite.

Falconista has done a mountain of work this season, Captain of one of the best run clubs, Keeper of the sacred texts (The Ladder Thread) committee member, match poster and media creator. It was another stellar season for Falc who goes back to back and wins his 4th Frankston Rover Award

Tonga Bob has collated posting stats for the second season, has again run a tight ship at the Wazzas and apart from providing his usual high level of match posting and media output you may notice his name across 5 rounds in this thread as he helped a poor Admin out and picked up some extra Rounds that needed reallocating, this will be Bob's first Frankston Rover

Congratulations to both of you

An absolute honour, thank you!

Hey Falconista look at us! Masters spearmint milk all round!

 

[Gralin]

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We tried something a little different this year with the SFACA Award. Whether this sticks or not is yet to be seen but each club nominated a player based on statistical output and from there each club votes 3-2-1 for the players they thought most deserving excluding their own nomination (same process as the EKA)

We again had a tie for 3rd with DemurePrincess (Bombers) and DERRINALPHIL (Roys) getting the exact same spread of votes

In second slightly ahead was dogs105 (Wonders)

But the runaway winner was everyone's favourite bookie rodent Chipmunk (Bears)

Congratulations Chipmunk on an outstanding season at CHB for the Bears

 

[The Filth Wizard]

 

[BFew]

@ClarkeM kicked the first goal, then disappeared so completely that local authorities briefly filed a missing person report. No one missed him at all

It's ok ClarkeM
I wonderfully missed you heaps.

 

[Mooch]

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We tried something a little different this year with the SFACA Award. Whether this sticks or not is yet to be seen but each club nominated a player based on statistical output and from there each club votes 3-2-1 for the players they thought most deserving excluding their own nomination (same process as the EKA)

We again had a tie for 3rd with DemurePrincess (Bombers) and DERRINALPHIL (Roys) getting the exact same spread of votes

In second slightly ahead was dogs105 (Wonders)

But the runaway winner was everyone's favourite bookie rodent Chipmunk (Bears)

Congratulations Chipmunk on an outstanding season at CHB for the Bears

Congrats Chipmunk

DERRINALPHIL is an absolute stat monster.

 

[Gralin]

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After nine rounds its tight at the top with dogs105 and DERRINALPHIL sharing the lead only just ahead of GWS Goose and The Filth Wizard

This will be the final Leaderboard update prior to the winner being announced

 

[Crimson Azure]

As it stands I am still the reigning Mobbs medalist.

 

[TedDougChris]

Go DERRINALPHIL , go you good thing !!

 

[Crimson Azure]

The real medal, everyone craves

Media - The Crim De La Crim Award - Sponsored by the Royals Est. S40

Welcome to the inaugural Crim Award to be given to the most deserving poster in season 40 of the SFA. I hold myself in such high regard that I felt it would be a disservice not only to the SFA qooty community but to mankind as a whole if I didn't The premise: Each week the great Crimson Azure...

www.bigfooty.com

 

[Gralin]

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Supercheapgiants

Baghdad Bombers v Las Vegas Bears

Welcome to cloudy Baghdad… Yes, it was an gloomy day in Baghdad for the Round 10 clash between the Bombers and the Las Vegas Bears.

The battle of the desert saw an extremely close battle from the bounce, trading behinds early before Grav sealed the first goal of the game. After a small hit back by a Art Vandelay_ double, scores became locked at 16 at quarter time.

The second quarter remained as tight as the first, with Matele and DemurePrincess trading goals early goals. Some strong work by Irish BlueBagger, Jabba73 and Raz provided helpful for Baghdad, but the Bears punched ahead at the break from the skills of @Milky95 and Matera92.

The Bears continued their push in the third, taking a 17 point lead midway through the quarter thanks to @Tandy’s multiple goals. However, the stats showed a continual close contest, with late 2 late Bombers goals opening the door for a late comeback.

The Bombers punched ahead, flipping the script and taking a strong 14 point lead off the back of SaintsSeptember. They’d continue to hold their form, holding out the Bears in the closing minutes to go home 6 point winners.

Across the park, @Milky95, Matera92 and Cap had strong games for the Bears, recording over 24 disposals each.

For the Bombers, Raz, Irish BlueBagger, Kilroy and Jabba73 all recorded strong games, sharing much of the ball.



Q1 Q2 Q3 Q4 Score

BOM 2.4 5.8 9.12 12.16 88

LVB 2.4 6.7 11.7 12.10 82


3 Cap 2 Raz 1 Matera92


Dragons FFC v Roys FFC

The fourth-place Dragons (5-1-2) hosted the eighth-place Roys (4-5) on a hot day at Ljp86’s Lair.

A quick start from the Dragons thanks to 4 different goal kickers saw a 13 point lead midway through the first, yet thanks to a royboy2 double, the Roys punched back to take a 7 point lead into the break.

Any wind disappeared in the second, with both sides kicking straight down the barrel, with DERRINALPHIL recording the only behind of the quarter. Mooch opened his account for the day, alongside _Mike_ to help double the Roys lead at half time.

The third quarter had it all, with Mooch adding to a 20 point lead early. But a phenomenal fight back from @Phenomena1V1 saw the lead cut back, and overtaken, allowing Ligma to seal a 13 point Dragons lead at 3 quarter time.

Yet it was @Mooch’s 4 goal quarter that saw Roys flip the script back, and take home the 14 point win.

Strong days were had by the Roy favourites royboy2 and Roylion in contributing to the win.

Alternatively, a big day out for Strigoi and support from Blaze Storm and Bradesmaen strengthened the contest.

Q1 Q2 Q3 Q4 Score

DRA 3.1 5.1 10.5 12.6 78

ROY 4.2 7.3 8.4 15.7 97


3 royboy2 2 PhenomenalV1 1 Strigoi


Coney Island Warriors v Gumbies FFC

It was raining goals despite being a fine day on Coney Island, with a staggering combined 40 kicks passing through the centre sticks.

The first quarter saw a dominate Gumbies hold a consistent lead, with 5 different goal kickers helping take a 16 point lead into the break. GWS Goose flexed his muscles early with 2 goals, seemingly on track for a big day out.

The ball was cobalt blue in the second, with Supercheapgiants kicking off proceedings, helping the Gumbies take a 36 point lead early. beez continued to find targets, contributing to his total 35 disposal day, whilst the work of jannissary and Barrybran helped hold the Gumbies at bay.

Quarter 3 saw the dominos crumble for the Gumbies, with multiple zackah and Tonga Bob goals bringing scores back to 98 – 97 before a feisty last quarter ensued.

Despite leading by 22 midway through the last, the Warriors would eventual succumb to a Hydatina Physis masterpiece, as they kicked 4 goals to sail the Gumbies towards a 16 point victory on the road.

The Gumbies saw strong days from beez and the GWS power couple of GWS Goose and Supercheapgiants, all recording over 100 DT points in a phenomenal fightback.

The Warriors had an impressive game, with Barrybran and @Jannisary polling 100 DT points, supported by Tonga Bob and @Zackah’s 5 goals and 4 for Freo Falcon.

Q1 Q2 Q3 Q4 Score

CIW 5.2 9.4 15.7 19.13 127

GUM 7.6 13.13 14.14 21.17 143

3 Supercheapgiants 2 GWS Goose 1 Barrybran



East Side Hawks v Wonders FFC

The rain swept east over The Eyrie, where the East Side Hawks took on the Wonders.

In the first, the Wonders stormed off to a blistering start, with BFew landing 3 early goals and with support of jezzajay and Roonescape helped take the Wonders to a 24-point lead.

The second quarter saw much of the same by the Wonders, with more goals for BFew, and major support from ClarkeM, dogs105, and HARPSichord running the team out to a 45 point lead. Yet, it was Tarkyn_24 that held the Hawks in the game with a few late goals, opening the door slightly for a comeback.

Into the third, and the Hawks came out firing, with reggie, cats2rise and Biggie leading a surge towards a massive comeback. Despite their continual efforts, Giants YoYo and the Wonders punched their lead back out to hold a 38 point lead at the final break.

The last quarter saw a last ditch effort by the Hawks, with late momentum supported by reggie and Giant Strides helping the margin reduce. But in the end, the Wonders remained too strong, taking victory.

For the Wonders, Giant YoYo, Roonescape and BFew (5 goals) had strong games, leading the side in victory.

The Hawks were led by Tarkyn_24, with a 3 goal game, alongside cats2rise and TY24.

Q1 Q2 Q3 Q4 Score

ESH 1.2 4.2 8.5 10.11 71

WON 5.2 11.5 14.7 15.7 97

3 Tarkyn_24 2 BFew 1 Giant YoYo


Ophidian Old Boys FFC v Sin City Swamprats

To Spotswood Oval, for a low scoring, tight battle between the Ophidian Old Boys and the Sin City Swamprats.

The first quarter saw TheGoatBaron take hold on the scoring, kicking two goals. Combated by Wacky Tiger and Mrs Turbo, the Old Boys fought hard, remaining 6 points behind at quarter time.

The second saw much of the same, a tight up and down battle with both sides trading the lead. 6 different goal kickers featured across both teams, as the thewizardmelon took over the centre bounce. Despite efforts from the Old Boys, the Swamprats pushed out to a 9 point lead.

The third quarter was more of the same, with both teams trading goals thanks to works of damicky and gab213. In the end, the Swamprats held in front by 8 points.

The final quarter was tightly contested, with the Swamprats jumping to a 20 point lead thanks to 2 early goals by Power Raid and MP_. One last late surge by gab213 and thewizardmelon helped the Old Boys but was not enough to snatch victory.

The Swamprats saw strong games from spookism, SweetD and ant555 helping in bringing home a win.

The Old Boys played phenomenal thanks to sabso, and Fleabane recording 100 DT point games, with thewizardmelon not far behind.

Q1 Q2 Q3 Q4 Score

OOB 2.2 5.5 7.6 9.7 61

SCS 3.2 7.2 9.2 11.2 68

3 Ant Bear 2 thewizardmelon 1 SweetD


Fighting Furies v Mount Buller Demons

Rfctigerarmy’s Hippodrome was the sight of the Fighting Furies v Mt Buller Demons clash, with the winner taking a lead in the head-to-head battle.

The first quarter was intense, with the Furies taking an early lead, the Demons taking control through the middle, and eventually the scores becoming level. ShaunDuggan slotted 2 goals for the Furies, whilst Yakker and Wosh helped bring the Demons into the fight.

The Furies took control in the second, with Edmund hunt, @Grokadoc and Chronz helping push their lead out to 16. Some strong work from TRUMAN#1 in the ruck battle proved beneficial, yet moginie continued to work hard for the Demons.

The third quarter remained steady, with the score flowing up and down. ShaunDuggan booted another 2 goals, contradicted by Yakker and All Aust from the Demons

In the end, the Furies controlled the scoreboard, with Rioli8217 and SplintWhisky contributing towards victory. A push from Gralin and DERO held the Demons close, but it wasn’t to be.

TRUMAN#1 and Chronz dominated the stats, and along with Orange crush led the Furies to a 22 point win.

The Demons were supported by moginie, sante and DemonJim who all had strong games.

Q1 Q2 Q3 Q4 Score

FUR 4.2 8.8 11.10 16.16 112

MBD 4.2 6.4 10.6 14.6 90

3 Chronz 2 TRUMAN#1 1 Orange crush

 

[T2B_]

As it stands I am still the reigning Mobbs medalist.