Entertainment & Music The Simpsons Part 3

[Igloo]

 

[Marlowe]

Homer(slurring): I've been wantin' to tell you off for years, but I never had the nerve!
Man: Um, I don't know you. My wife and your wife are friends. We met just three hours ago-
Homer: You stink! You and your whole lousy operations stinks! I quit!
Man: Uh… gee, don’t… don’t quit.
Homer: All right, then.
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That's not how I remember it.

 

[Marlowe]

Gloria: My name's Gloria. I'm here because Johnny-boy hasn't been able to cut it man-wise for some time. Not that I'd want his odor of Gin and sour defeat pressed against me.
John: That's enough, Gloria.
Lovejoy: Thank you, Gloria. John, why don't you tell us a little about why you're here.
John: She never cooks, she keeps a filthy house and she talks profanely! She's the Queen of the harpies!
Gloria: No, I'm not.
John: [shouts] QUEEN OF THE HARPIES!
Gloria: No, I'm not.
John: Here's your crown, your majesty!
Gloria: Get away from me, slime.

 

[Poseidon]

"I must get out of these wet clothes and into a dry martini!"

 

[Super Hans]

 

[zimma]

Easy Ned, just think of the Bible.

 

[ManWithNoName]

 

[volcboy]

Both from the same episode, right after each other:

"Remember your hippopotamus oath!"

"Woohoo! Look at that blubber fly!"
"Yeeesss. Nurse, cancel my one o'clock."

 

[d33my]

^^ Good stuff, thread needs more Dr. Hibbert.

Hibbert: Hmm, a Ford urinating on a Chevrolet.
Hibbert's Wife: Don't you usually laugh at everything?
Hibbert. Yes. Yes I do.

 

[Poseidon]

"Hello, is this President Clinton? Good! I figured if anyone knew where to get some Tang, it'd be you. ...Shut up!"

 

[Sunny_]

AAAAAAH!

 

[Sunny_]

Also from that episode.

Hmm? Well, okay.

 

[Marlowe]

...and I guess he won the argument, but I walked away with the turnips. The following morning I resigned my commission in the coast guard. The next thing I heard, there was civil war in Spain!

 

[Super Hans]

Dig up stupid!

 

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[Super Hans]

 

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[Super Hans]

 

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[Super Hans]