The Solution To Our Forward Problems

[TigerPower]

Tall, hard, fast, and has the indigeneous AFL 6th sense. He was drafted at PICK 8!!!. He has been allowed to develop naturally until he is 21 and has now commenced weight and conditioning work in order to take competition by storm in 2009. He has played as a backman all his career and learnt all their tricks and sneaky tactics and has now been suddenly switched to half forward where he knows what it takes to beat a defender. Wallace has kept the handbreak on with this kid like a lion in a cage with a piece rib-eye fillet on the otherside, and has let the beast out... Time to shine Oakley-Nicholls!!!

 

[mattdwyer]

could he be my new fav player ????

i hope so !!!

 

[t_bond_legend]

Wait, this whole JON thing at FF ISN'T a joke? Damn.

 

[krustyman]

I was thinking nahas myself

 

[Richo URA Star]

Jarrod Oakley-Nicholls it's time to shine son go out there and do us proud this is your year.

 

[TigerPower]

JON and Tambling working in cohesion in the forward line will create nightmares for the opposition

 

[Tigertom]

First time I have laughed for days

You got any others?

 

[TigerPower]

His eyes are genetically larger enabling him to read the play better, and his skin has more mellonin to allow him to play in hotter conditions. He lived off the land in Kakadu enableing him to have a preservative free diet and succeed in the big league.

 

[THE_GUN]

I have been suggesting this for 2 years now............this kid is a foward

people keep saying he has bad decision making skills, is to slow with his decisions.........................thats because he isnt a backmen

he is a foward, play him as a ff or foward pocket.

1.make a lead............he is superfast
2.mark the ball...........he is a good grab
3.kick the goal............he isnt a bad kick

taken 3 years to work this out, when you play a natural foward as a defender it really doesnt work does anybody remember the fevola full back experiment.

same goes for gourdis.

 

[TigerCleavage]

Oh **** here we bloody go. All of a sudden Steve Erkal's gonna be our dominating full forward? Oh Christ....

 

[jackson_rules]

its worth a try

 

[EasternTiger]

"darling can you fetch me another bottle of wine, I know I've already polished off two but I'm reading some stuff on Bigf...no I'm not downloading pr0n...I think I'm going to need more alcohol before I'm done"

 

[jackson_rules]

"darling can you fetch me another bottle of wine, I know I've already polished off two but I'm reading some stuff on Bigf...no I'm not downloading pr0n...I think I'm going to need more alcohol before I'm done"

you need help sir, that didnt even make me chuckle the slightest

 

[coke_zero]

"darling can you fetch me another bottle of wine, I know I've already polished off two but I'm reading some stuff on Bigf...no I'm not downloading pr0n...I think I'm going to need more alcohol before I'm done"

that was gay. any way i think we should give JON a crack deep in the forward line, good mark, fast on the lead, all right kick. i hope he has got rid of that awkard bouncing style.

 

[getthefooty]

Where has all this JON love come from?

 

[coke_zero]

Where has all this JON love come from?

his BOG on the weekend

 

[getthefooty]

My question remains. One BOG doesn't make you ****ing Jesus Christ.

 

[EasternTiger]

you need help sir, that didnt even make me chuckle the slightest

Anyone who seriously believes JON is a solution to our forward line problem needs to stop drinking - or start, depending on your individual circumstances - and just admit they are taking the piss.

 

[TigerPower]

My question remains. One BOG doesn't make you ****ing Jesus Christ.

Yes he is, I see the light.

 

[beaver fever]

Is JON a midfielder? A defender? A forward? I'm afraid the reason why he has been tried everywhere is because he keeps on failing wherever he is put. He might be a first rounder, but JON just isn't a footballer.

 

[Punt Road Feral]

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Is Terry on a semi

 

[Benchwarmer77]

is JON the next Buddy Franklin????

 

[The BRICKSTER]

his BOG on the weekend

I was really impressed with him on the weekend. Was clearly BOG, no idea why Mcmahon was given BOG.

I have more faith in JON than i do in tambling, I had always stuck up for him but his game on the weekend was a joke.

GO JON

 

[TigerPower]

I was really impressed with him on the weekend. Was clearly BOG, no idea why Mcmahon was given BOG.

I have more faith in JON than i do in tambling, I had always stuck up for him but his game on the weekend was a joke.

GO JON

yes your the guy who knows contacts within the club and predicts changes.... tell us more this week

 

[RichoRox12]

Ohhh THAT BOG! I thought you were all being yucky boys when saying JON and BOG at the same time...