Roast THE SQUARE TABLE

[austinnn]

We can all tell who's not an Aussie now. You might have to sit this one out or go back to jousting with baguettes on your bicycles or how ever Frogs display their masculinity. By the way, bigger car, bigger dog, bigger esky and trying to perform dangerous tasks in vastly inadequate attire is more our thing. Trucks are more a Seppo thing. I'm off to cut down a branch off the wet tin roof in thongs with my extremely over-powered chainsaw in a thunderstorm so that I can tell everyone how much more manly I am.

Oh I forgot to return serve to our Poet Laure-Ate Too Much, Señor Gordisimo. Always on hand to make it all about him with another long and winding whinge, he's like a hipster P66. Thinks he's a man of refined culture and taste, but his mancave is festooned with steampunk furniture and he owns the only complete Tina Arena boxset anthology sold outside Tina Arena's local municipality.

He's probably STILL boring his unfortunate social circle with the well-worn anecdote about the time he went to Saints training 6 years ago and saw his darling Mav Weller listen intently to the OAP supporter when all the other players ignored him - what he never tells anyone is that the OAP in question is actually Gringo himself projecting himself into the personage of a mind-numbingly boring octogenarian.

A rotund man who would be a very willing cult leader if only he could get anyone to actually listen to him, he has given up earning the forum's respect and is now just trying to cultivate a cartoon persona of snipery and oafish bitterness like the Saints board's version of Red Symons.

EDIT: I put in paragraphs to help less literate posters like CursingFijian

 

[Dard Ball Get]

You should see the rest of the cute little outfits mummy makes him wear at kindy

There’s enough DNA in George’s pyjama pants that he lists them as a Dependent on the Census.

 

[austinnn]

I'd wear that out.

You wear a lot of things out - your welcome, your stories, our patience...

 

[CursingFijian]

No worse than Mowman‘s Jim jams.

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Mowman has the figure to pull that off mate.

 

[kernelT]

There’s enough DNA in George’s pyjama pants that he lists them as a Dependent on the Census.

hmmm

 

[CursingFijian]

Oh I forgot to return serve to our Poet Laure-Ate Too Much, Señor Gordisimo. Always on hand to make it all about him with another long and winding whinge, he's like a hipster P66. Thinks he's a man of refined culture and taste, but his mancave is festooned with steampunk furniture and he owns the only complete Tina Arena boxset anthology sold outside Tina Arena's local municipality. He's probably STILL boring his unfortunate social circle with the well-worn anecdote about the time he went to Saints training 6 years ago and saw his darling Mav Weller listen intently to the OAP supporter when all the other players ignored him - what he never tells anyone is that the OAP in question is actually Gringo himself projecting himself into the personage of a mind-numbingly boring octogenarian. A rotund man who would be a very willing cult leader if only he could get anyone to actually listen to him, he has given up earning the forum's respect and is now just trying to cultivate a cartoon persona of snipery and oafish bitterness like the Saints board's version of Red Symons.

TL;DR

 

[austinnn]

TL;DR

Didn't read? More like Can't Read.

 

[George]

There’s enough DNA in George’s pyjama pants that he lists them as a Dependent on the Census.

The difference between you and me is that I'll happily go you in any thread, you just stick to the rules like the good obedient dog that you are

 

[Mowman]

The difference between you and me is that I'll happily go you in any thread, you just stick to the rules like the good obedient dog that you are

Was this your 1st Xmas out the high chair little man ?

 

[Dard Ball Get]

The difference between you and me is that I'll happily go you

I’m sure you would, join the queue - intellectual and physical short people to the back

 

[Kilroy]

Was this your 1st Xmas out the high chair little man ?

Off the high chair and straight onto his high horse, mate.

 

[austinnn]

The difference between you and me is that I'll happily go you in any thread, you just stick to the rules like the good obedient dog that you are

Can we skip to the inevitable part of the most lukewarm spat since Plugger and Mowman put away their jousting strimmers, when we actually find out that George and Dard Ball Get are actually the same poster trying to generate interest?

 

[George]

Was this your 1st Xmas out the high chair little man ?

I'm still shocked you haven't progressed onto eating solids, sport. Would've thought you'd be playing with your tonka trucks and power rangers that Santa got you yesterday instead of tiring yourself out chirping on here

 

[CursingFijian]

I have nothing pertinent to add, that being said:

Ah!

Makes sense...

 

[Mowman]

Or maybe just go to school once and a while

 

[sunny3193]

There’s enough DNA in George’s pyjama pants that he lists them as a Dependent on the Census.

Okay, I snorted my beer when I read that.
Cannot love it enough
Up there with kernelT calling Bill a mouth breather.
That was the funniest post ever.

 

[kernelT]

Okay, I snorted my beer when I read that.
Cannot love it enough
Up there with kernelT calling Bill a mouth breather.
That was the funniest post ever.

Slightly bummed that I can’t remember said funniest post ever, but I’ll take an incidental brush on public transport so

When does Big Bill enter the fray btw? Love his/her work.

 

[Kilroy]

Slightly bummed that I can’t remember said funniest post ever …..

That reminds me.

I wonder if Geezington could put us in touch with old mate Choomah.

I’m sure we could all do with a larf.

 

[Dard Ball Get]

That reminds me.

I wonder if Geezington could put us in touch with old mate Choomah.

I’m sure we could all do with a larf.

The forum peaked when Choomah and Triggering Bro (can’t recall his previous name after 100 Christmas beers - *edit* Glenbuterol?!) were most active. Choomah going at Plugger every game
Funny shit.

 

[Kilroy]

The forum peaked when Choomah and Triggering Bro (can’t recall his previous name after 100 Christmas beers - *edit* Glenbuterol?!) were most active. Choomah going at Plugger every game
Funny sh*t.

Indeed, my friend. (And you were …. ? )

That was before Collingwood pair Lachie Keeffe and Josh Thomas got done for using ‘clenbuterol’.

Barrels going head to head with Stanley Knives (or anyone for that matter) was pretty entertaining as well.

And where the **** is Joffaboy?

 

[StFly]

Why? Not like you've any chance of graduating it for anyone to attend.

 

[CursingFijian]

The forum peaked when Choomah and Triggering Bro (can’t recall his previous name after 100 Christmas beers - *edit* Glenbuterol?!) were most active. Choomah going at Plugger every game
Funny sh*t.

choomah was years ahead of his time. Every banter thread we have with Melbourne in the future should be named after him, he used to drive them crazy.

 

[George]

https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/search/4494129/

Enjoy

 

[George]

Me and Glen Buterol got into a biff with a few bombers fans and I called one of them fat, but somehow Glen doesn't get banned even though he spammed them all with gay pr0n gifs the flog

We posting photos of campaigners tonight ? This is Glen Buterol View attachment 285587

 

[Kilroy]

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Some great memories in there:
Fred the Sandy connection
Sir Skid the well-liked mod
stavro#4 ITK
dewah07 the barman
Smoke_Me_AKipper best username ….. are you still in here mate?