Roast THE SQUARE TABLE

[CursingFijian]

Yet another has entered the fray. An unwitting man of the people.

Ladies and Gentlemen

sunny3193

 

[CursingFijian]

CursingFijian is on some new drop, even my mate Tony Mokbel wouldn't know how strong it is

Please don’t lump me in with disorganized crime. I’m running a tight ship crewed by Olympians.

 

[Mowman]

Ladies and Gentlemen,

It is my pleasure to introduce one of our favourite sons…err uncles…uhhmm, fossils.

Mowman

Loving your work Buddy

 

[Kilroy]

Ladies and Gentlemen,

The man who is squatting in the Saints disco.

The legendary Kilroy

FFS keep it down, will ya!

Hope the club don’t kick me out. Tryin’ ta keep a low profile. Even the Census people don’t know I sleep here.



The lease is under CALL ME SNAKE and Keg on legs has the power still in his name, but if Moorabbin Social find out I’m still in here, I’m dead meat.

 

[CursingFijian]

FFS keep it down, will ya!

Hope the club don’t kick me out. Tryin’ ta keep a low profile. Even the Census people don’t know I sleep here.

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The lease is under CALL ME SNAKE and Keg on legs has the power still in his name, but if Moorabbin Social find out I’m still in here, I’m dead meat.

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Disco looks mint mate, I can see your shabby shit, I mean chic, style shining through. Why would anybody be upset with you?

Hope you’ve had a grand Christmas. Might drop by your place a little later and shake the sand and saltwater out of my tail feather.

 

[Dard Ball Get]

Great idea CursingFijian!
Show chin upon entry kinda deal.
Did I read George is from Kalamata? Ironic seeing as he’s built like a f*cking olive!

My 98 year old great grandmother is the highlight of the day, burping and farting so loud the neighbours could hear. The beauty of losing your hearing I guess. Would still beat aforementioned Olive in an arm wrestle piece of piss.

Can’t wait for gringo2011 to drop an anecdote in, I need some help getting to sleep. Cute how we’ve all silently agreed to let him go with it, why pull him up really.

 

[CursingFijian]

One of our shinier knights has entered the fray.

Ladies & Gentleman introducing

Dard Ball Get

 

[CursingFijian]

Great idea CursingFijian!
Show chin upon entry kinda deal.
Did I read George is from Kalamata? Ironic seeing as he’s built like a f*cking olive!

My 98 year old great grandmother is the highlight of the day, burping and farting so loud the neighbours could hear. The beauty of losing your hearing I guess. Would still beat aforementioned Olive in an arm wrestle piece of piss.

Can’t wait for gringo2011 to drop an anecdote in, I need some help getting to sleep. Cute how we’ve all silently agreed to let him go with it, why pull him up really.

Excellent reminder that a chin passport should be provided prior to entry. We may have to turf a few of these pretenders already roaming about in here if we’re going to enforce that rule.

 

[CursingFijian]

I wonder if CaptainRisky is courageous enough to make an appearance here?

 

[Saintos The ITK]

Don’t ****en start campaigner!

 

[CursingFijian]

It’s always exciting when a genuine in the know drops by, but this guy also holds the highly acclaimed number one ticket to the Official Daniel McKenzie

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Daniel Mckenzie

Age

29

Ht

184cm

Wt

81kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

12.3

3star

K

5.6

2star

HB

6.6

4star

M

3.6

4star

T

2.7

4star

CL

0.6

3star

No current season stats available

D

13.0

4star

K

4.6

2star

HB

8.4

5star

M

2.8

3star

T

3.4

5star

CL

1.0

3star

Fan Club.

The average IQ in the room peaks when he walks into the joint.

Ladies & Gentlemen introducing Saintos The ITK.

 

[tomjoad]

A bunch of drunks standing around Pandora's box... what's the worst that could happen?

 

[CursingFijian]

Oh lawd. He coming.

Ladies and Gentlemen the night shift has arrived. Introducing tomjoad.

 

[CursingFijian]

A bunch of drunks standing around Pandora's box... what's the worst that could happen?

Sudden onset emasculation from standing too close to the hawtness that is George?

 

[sunny3193]

It’s always exciting when a genuine in the know drops by, but this guy also holds the highly acclaimed number one ticket to the Official Daniel McKenzie Fan Club.

The average IQ in the room peaks when he walks into the joint.

Ladies & Gentlemen introducing Saintos The ITK.

And peaks again when he walks out?

 

[Grav]

Tempted to use this as my profile pic, must have found it in one of my very public photo albums

Saved in your wank bank for later?

Cum all ye faithful!

 

[austinnn]

Christ another cluster**** of infantile jousting that passes for banter in the world's least original online community. Reading the blunt barbs of you lot makes the Gender Politics section of Twitter seem rewarding. Am I to assume the monarch of mediocrity George shall be holding court with his red codpiece, yellow Mack truck and other compensation devices gleaming in the hollow adoration of all his acolytes?

 

[gringo2011]

Christ another clusterfu** of infantile jousting that passes for banter in the world's least original online community. Reading the blunt barbs of you lot makes the Gender Politics section of Twitter seem rewarding. Am I to assume the monarch of mediocrity George shall be holding court with his red codpiece, yellow Mack truck and other compensation devices gleaming in the hollow adoration of all his acolytes?

We can all tell who's not an Aussie now. You might have to sit this one out or go back to jousting with baguettes on your bicycles or how ever Frogs display their masculinity. By the way, bigger car, bigger dog, bigger esky and trying to perform dangerous tasks in vastly inadequate attire is more our thing. Trucks are more a Seppo thing. I'm off to cut down a branch off the wet tin roof in thongs with my extremely over-powered chainsaw in a thunderstorm so that I can tell everyone how much more manly I am.

 

[Verdun]

Ha the off season has been cranked up a level, well done Cursing Fijian.

 

[George]

Christ another clusterfu** of infantile jousting that passes for banter in the world's least original online community. Reading the blunt barbs of you lot makes the Gender Politics section of Twitter seem rewarding. Am I to assume the monarch of mediocrity George shall be holding court with his red codpiece, yellow Mack truck and other compensation devices gleaming in the hollow adoration of all his acolytes?

Go have a croissant and calm yourself down over there Pierre.

 

[CursingFijian]

Well, well, welcome to the square table!

Ladies & Gentleman,

Grav

 

[kernelT]

Ahhh the thread of Flaccidity.

Like a **** fight for pygmy mice riddled with rickets.

I've fair dinkum eaten harder ice-creams in the Lut Desert than some of these pea-hearted, wilted miniature icebergs.

 

[CursingFijian]

Cum all ye faithful! [emoji2960]

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Spit it out Grav. You can just say that you’re feeling the pull of the George effect. You wouldn’t be the first to succumb.

 

[ScrappyDo]

Great idea Cursing.. Now, down to business.

 

[CursingFijian]

The foreign legion has arrived!

Ladies and Gentlemen I admit to the knighthood one of our favourite enigmas austinnn