The Truth About Globalization

[beckybiglands]

Question:

What is the truest definition of Globalization?

Answer:

Princess Diana's death.

Question:

How come?

Answer:

An English princess

with an Egyptian boyfriend

crashes in a French tunnel,

driving a German car

with a Dutch engine,

driven by a Belgian who was drunk

on Scottish whisky,

followed closely by Italian Paparazzi,

on Japanese motorcycles;

treated by an American doctor,

using Brazilian medicines.

This was posted by an Australian,

using Bill Gates's technology,

and you're probably reading this on your computer,

that use Taiwanese chips,

and a Korean monitor,

assembled by Bangladeshi workers

in a Singapore plant,

transported by Indian lorry-drivers,

hijacked by Indonesians,

unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen,

and trucked to you by Mexican illegals.....

That, my friends, is Globalization

 

[Runk]

No, no Becky! That's 30 seconds I'll never get back.

 

[tribey]

Originally posted by beckybiglands
that use Taiwanese chips,

 

[BomberGal]

Originally posted by Runknisse
No, no Becky! That's 30 seconds I'll never get back.

That took you 30 seconds?

 

[Runk]

Runknisse am slow.........

 

[BomberGal]

And I'm just in a stirring mood.

 

[beckybiglands]

Originally posted by BomberGal
That took you 30 seconds?

i was going to say the same thing

 

[BomberGal]

Originally posted by beckybiglands
i was going to say the same thing

Yeah, but I was only stirring. You're just mean.