The tv advertisement for The Advertiser

[Power King]

Venting time.

I can't stand this ad because of the female's singing.

'telephones keep calling out my name'

'while the good times continue to thrill us and surprise'

'and the beat goes on, the beat goes on'

Worst voice I've heard in my life.

How the **** she got that 'singing' on tv is a disgrace to any singer with an ounce of talent that ever walked the earth.

The ad can be seen during footy games every weekend.

It has a red background with historic images from newspapers being shown throughout.

Her voice is reminiscent of a cat that is high on methamphetamines being run over repeatedly by a ten tonne truck in the street that somehow manages to stay alive and consequently yearns in constant horrid angst at the pain that is being suffered.


/rant

 

[tribey]

There was a far far worse woman singing on an ad recently but I can't remember what it was for.

Deadset. She sounded like a tone-deaf cross between Missy Higgins and The Waifs - trying to be ocker as f#ck times ten. Like her bartholin gland produces nothing but vegemite and VB.

Made my testicles shrivel and my prostate hand in its resignation.

 

[HugeJohnson]

At least it's not Kelli Underwood

 

[Ford Fairlane]

The verbal equivalent of reading Amber Petty.

 

[PowerKat]

mute FTW

 

[Wash]

I have a personal hate-on for the A And R computer ads. I don't care how low he goes, I'm not going to that store.