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so a claim had been made that an unknown deep undercover agent had filtrated the very top tiers of the thessaloniki mafia and obtained incriminating footage of an individual (whom for legal reasons cannot be named due to an impending defamation case) being involved in a scheme seeing the bears lose 50mill .. these claims have turned out to be partly false. and the source is actually me. heir to a well known pontian mafia crime family.

as reported. the footage obtained had turned out to be a hoax. more of an up yours to the bears rather than the actual 2million paid to destroy the tapes. said footage released to the public was actually 17 counselling sessions of Millky95 in tears over a 3 day period following a humuliating round 2 loss to the furies.

with the 2mill having now settled due to the SWIFT code restrictions placed on funds from Crimea (youd think it would be from a swiss account. but no). the actual footage will now be re-released and another extortion is being made for 5mill to obtain the tapes directly.

to guarantee this will not happen again. the extortion is being included with a legally binding document for 7.01mill to be paid back if the tapes have been found to be copied.

as a sign of how serious this threat is. the extorion comes with 3 facts as to how the reported 50mill has gone missing. with the promise of more incriminating facts to be released over time. the longer it takes to pay the 5mill. the more incriminating the facts become.

the facts will remain short and sharp as to retain the value of the 5mill extortion request. this ensures the anonymity of the real culprit remains intact for a reasonable amount of time to be provided for the money to be paid.

fact 1.
the funds had gone missing due to poor management and leadership within the bears. a simple oversight that any quality assurance checklist would have avoided.

fact 2.
its not 50mill. its more like 250mill. which sorta leads into fact 3.

fact 3.
the funds are being moved around from an elaborate ponzi scheme which lies beyond the lands of the sweet fa. this has allowed for the extra 200mill 'appearing' in the bears accounts to actually be nothing but a mirage.

be warned. this threat is serious. the house of cards the bears are built on appears to be crumbling and i am one who takes an opportunity when they see one.

... funny how the funds were found missing not long after my debut against the bears. it may seem like ive been here for 2 weeks. but it 'feels' like ive been here for years.
 
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Fake News.

Everyone knows we converted all our funds over to Doge Coins two years ago.


Come back when you have a real story.
 

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Where’s the punchline?
it walked into a bar with a monk, a priest and a rabbi..




ba dum ts



nah but in all seriousness. the punchline is yet to come. the issue at the bears is a lot deeper than anyone is aware of yet.

the problem is also.. said issue does not just affect the bears. it involves the greater world of sweet fa.

more to come if the ransom remains unpaid.
 
it walked into a bar with a monk, a priest and a rabbi..




ba dum ts



nah but in all seriousness. the punchline is yet to come. the issue at the bears is a lot deeper than anyone is aware of yet.

the problem is also.. said issue does not just affect the bears. it involves the greater world of sweet fa.

more to come if the ransom remains unpaid.
I’m not going to lie, I didn’t read it.
 
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Is there some back ground information or context that is required for this to make sense.

If so, can someone be so kind to provide some context.

If, as I suspect is the case, that this is in fact the rantings of a mad man, than Im happy to just ignore whatever this is
 
so a claim had been made that an unknown deep undercover agent had filtrated the very top tiers of the thessaloniki mafia and obtained incriminating footage of an individual (whom for legal reasons cannot be named due to an impending defamation case) being involved in a scheme seeing the bears lose 50mill .. these claims have turned out to be partly false. and the source is actually me. heir to a well known pontian mafia crime family.

as reported. the footage obtained had turned out to be a hoax. more of an up yours to the bears rather than the actual 2million paid to destroy the tapes. said footage released to the public was actually 17 counselling sessions of Millky95 in tears over a 3 day period following a humuliating round 2 loss to the furies.

with the 2mill having now settled due to the SWIFT code restrictions placed on funds from Crimea (youd think it would be from a swiss account. but no). the actual footage will now be re-released and another extortion is being made for 5mill to obtain the tapes directly.

to guarantee this will not happen again. the extortion is being included with a legally binding document for 7.01mill to be paid back if the tapes have been found to be copied.

as a sign of how serious this threat is. the extorion comes with 3 facts as to how the reported 50mill has gone missing. with the promise of more incriminating facts to be released over time. the longer it takes to pay the 5mill. the more incriminating the facts become.

the facts will remain short and sharp as to retain the value of the 5mill extortion request. this ensures the anonymity of the real culprit remains intact for a reasonable amount of time to be provided for the money to be paid.

fact 1.
the funds had gone missing due to poor management and leadership within the bears. a simple oversight that any quality assurance checklist would have avoided.

fact 2.
its not 50mill. its more like 250mill. which sorta leads into fact 3.

fact 3.
the funds are being moved around from an elaborate ponzi scheme which lies beyond the lands of the sweet fa. this has allowed for the extra 200mill 'appearing' in the bears accounts to actually be nothing but a mirage.

be warned. this threat is serious. the house of cards the bears are built on appears to be crumbling and i am one who takes an opportunity when they see one.

... funny how the funds were found missing not long after my debut against the bears. it may seem like ive been here for 2 weeks. but it 'feels' like ive been here for years.

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Is there some back ground information or context that is required for this to make sense.

If so, can someone be so kind to provide some context.

If, as I suspect is the case, that this is in fact the rantings of a mad man, than Im happy to just ignore whatever this is

yes apologies there is. sorta just ran off it expecting everyone to know what was going on.

quoted for reference...

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The Las Vegas Bears have been searching for over 50 million dollars they have seemingly lost overnight. The investigation began at the end of last season when some very suspicious activity cropped up on the Bears books with money vanishing into thin air. It wasn’t a huge amount, so they labelled it as a mess up in accounting and continued business like usual. But at the start of this season everything took a turn for the worse.

Their investors got very anxious and asked about the clubs position in terms of profitability. Originally Las Vegas remained silent and all eyes turned to their leaders. That was until the SFAAP (Sweet-FA Accounting Practices) forced them to disclose this information out of public interest as it was the law. They finally caved and sent out their internal book reports. Most of it was fine, but one chart in particular showed just how badly the teams business was performing. This was the main cause for concern:

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Profitability is at an all-time low, and it is looking like the Bears will actually lose money by the end of this season. Now how exactly is this possible? Not much has changed in other accounts for the team, so there should be no way this type of swing is possible. We reached out to tony and other LG members for a comment but all were unavailable for an interview.

And now a special report from Wendy:


“Over to you Wendy”

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“What exactly is the issue with the Las Vegas Bears?”

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“Is there anyone who is the main suspect?”

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“Wendy…”


That was the last footage we have of Wendy and she hasn’t been seen since. Las Vegas is in damage control currently as they try to figure out exactly what is going on. Word around the town is tony has ties to the mafia and has been transferring the clubs funds into his own personal accounts to use to gain more control of the underworld. That is only rumours though, and since tony has been captain of the Bears he has been rarely seen at formal mafia gatherings.

We now have word through our sources that the FBI has put together a task force along with many other security agencies to try and find this lost money. They are calling the current operation, Find the Honey. We reached out for a comment on their operations and they got in touch through a detective whose name will remain anonymous to protect himself and his family.

Detective: “We have been following tony’s movements for some time now. He has been transferring millions into offshore accounts under the name of Tony Lynn 15. While Lynn was still in Sweet-FA there was nothing we could do, as it was clear tony could talk his way out of any charges by blaming TL15. But now that Lynn is out of the picture, it makes the evidence much more incriminating that money is still going into these accounts. Operation Find the Honey is ongoing as we speak, with many officers conducting raids across Sweet-FA to locations that we determined could possess more evidence that we need in order to lock up tony for good. We will let you know more once the operation has been successful.”

Illustration of the federal police raids happening across the country of Sweet:

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If all this is true, tony has a lot to answer for and the Bears will need to find a 3rd captain in 2 seasons. Las Vegas is currently expecting to run out of money by the end of Season 35, making them unable to keep their business operations running. This will put a huge dent into the Sweet-FA leagues expansion plans as the Bears will need to be written off as a team all together if they can’t turn it around.

Let’s hope Operation Find the Honey is successful and they get to the bottom of the Las Vegas Bears money problems before it’s too late.
 
hey salty 👋
Can you please explain to me where the salt is? Because we lost the game against the Furrys? I couldn't care any less about that.

I just don't get your obsession. Honestly, it is a bit weird
 
update.

so it seems as though the extortion request has been taken somewhat seriously as a proposal has been put forward to settle the 5mill offer.

4.99mill and a bear of our choice.

as generous as this may seem.. it is common knowledge across the lands of sweet fa that the bears are in trouble and anything associated with them is now considered a liability and not an asset.

negotiations are ongoing and a resolution is hoped to be found soon.

in the meantime to apply a bit of pressure. fact 4 was partially released as you can now see this underlying issue really is impacting numerous people within the organisation and the unrest is very apparent.

fact 4...

420mill was invested in a dogecoin backed NFT. which turned out to be a rug pull.

this had come to light as one disgruntled investor had reached out to the thessalonian mafia for assistance with retrieving their funds.. unfortunately at the time, the family was involved in a backgammon tournament and could not assist. we have now taken this information.. probed further.. and uncovered a lot more than meets the eye.

awaiting a counter offer from said unnamed party. will provide you all with an update asap.
 
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