The Weekly Banner Thread

[grassman75]

Good Friday Footy is here
An observance well spent
Now watch as the Kangas
Give up for lent

 

[grassman75]

Danny has directed us to start working on the GWS banner. He's got the next two covered

 

[Snake Livermore]

Gave a half arsed effort against the wharfies
Cos we're saving all our ammo for you norfies

 

[Ozil]

I propose nothing but a caricature of Bontempelli staring down Firrito after destroying his soul last time we played.

 

[BRWB]

Hey Norf
Welcome to Good Friday
Also known as
National Roo Cull day

 

[Next Waiting]

Our taps in games are bad
And clearances can make us mad
Other things just make us swear and curse
But if their ruckmen start to bristle
Our umps will blow the whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best

 

[Fossie 32]

Our taps in games are bad
And clearances can make us mad
Other things just make us swear and curse
But if their ruckmen start to bristle
Our umps will blow the whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best

Nice one Centurion, like it!

 

[Pugz89]

Last year the word
of the match was malicious
You'd better hope Bruce ain't calling
Otherwise every Bont touch will be delicious

Dogs and Roos
In the kick for the kids
Good thing Wagner
didn't record any vids

 

[Libba39]

Danny has directed us to start working on the GWS banner. He's got the next two covered

A fashion tip for the Giants
Orange is the new Blue
The preliminary curse
Has been passed on to you!

 

[grassman75]

(For the giants)
You have no supporters
You have no fans
Its our lielong Mission
To make you also rans

 

[grassman75]

Griffen's Ankle
Deledio's Calf
Mzungu's Hammy
Didn't even last a half
You had all the first round picks
And selected young upstarts
Then topped it off
With all these geriatric farts

 

[Freshwater]

A simple banner
THANK GOD FOR FOOTY!
...Amen

 

[Freshwater]

Or
For Christ's sake win today

 

[Optimistic Dog]

Do it for the kids
Own Good Friday night
Give that they may grow
Show us your might

 

[SlimShaddy]

What would make all these great sugggestions elite would be a picture of this man at the end of the banner and a "Woooooooo" for good measure.

 

[slashin_velvet]

G O D
G X
D O G

(Probably doesnt work on tapatalk because of formatting)

 

[Freshwater]

Good Friday footy,first time in over 2000 years,
Tonight we win with blood sweat and tears.
As the faithful wait for the second coming,
we have witnessed a likeness, it's the Bont when he off and running.

 

[BallaratBulldog]

#lolnorf

in bold

 

[NBates]

In God's eyes all creatures are equal
We know that from Noahs Ark
But the Big guy favours the Bulldogs
Roos got a skippy 'tsk tsk' and Bulldogs got a bark!

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[WATCHDOG]

The Lost Dogs home isn't in Western Sydney- It's in North Melbourne

Now, roll over Nathan , Good Boy!

 

[NBates]

Our banners are getting boring
Kept the 'Dogs for 2 quarters snoring
Let's get mojo back
Something clever we lack
And keep those lions from roaring


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[grassman75]

Our banners are getting boring
Kept the 'Dogs for 2 quarters snoring
Let's get mojo back
Something clever we lack
And keep those lions from roaring


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A bit of a twist on this one

There once was a man named Danny
Whose knack for writing banners was uncanny
A later pre season
Must be the reason
For some lacking in mirth
Until Saturday's 300th for Murph

 

[Kennel Master]

Congratulations Bob Murphy
300 Games for the Bulldogs'
Spiritual Leader and
No.1 Rascal.

KM

 

[DelRe]

I'd just like to call up on stage Bob Murphy
You deserve this, more than anyone, mate

 

[KMac4FF]

300 games for Bob
Every one a sterling job
Congrats to our great number two
The Guru of our premiership crew