Analysis The Whipping Boys

[Vicky Park]

If you want to post magpieporn like that, please do it with very small pics.... kiddies might be watching and loose all faith in the club. I hear that his testosterone might be low enough for the AFLW team....

Dont bring our AFLW team into this. They scoff at the delicate football played by some of our guys. That includes our Irish girls, who had to learn to tackle and be tackled. Pfft. Took it in their stride.

All night binges on sav blanc before a game? Easy.

Visit to the hair and makeup stylist before a final? Yes, that would be a football ‘final’ senior men’s team. No worries.

Break a nail in the opening minutes of a match? No need to leave the field for some much needed attention. They are so tough they just get on with it.

 

[Markfs]

Dont bring our AFLW team into this. They scoff at the delicate football played by some of our guys. That includes our Irish girls, who had to learn to tackle and be tackled. Pfft. Took it in their stride.

All night binges on sav blanc before a game? Easy.

Visit to the hair and makeup stylist before a final? Yes, that would be a football ‘final’ senior men’s team. No worries.

Break a nail in the opening minutes of a match? No need to leave the field for some much needed attention. They are so tough they just get on with it.

No need to get whipped up over this. I doubt that if Anton did have low testosterone and qualified for the AFLW, that he would get a game. Our irish girls seem to have got the gist of our game, even though they're basically here for only the few months that games are played. In contrast to Anton and the boy with the bowl cut, spend months on end at the club and still haven't got a clue. Someone should ask those bozos why their irish sisters can play in the forward line and they have to hidden in the backline. ps. I'm a big fan of sarah rowe. I'm planning to stalk her again when she comes back this year.

 

[Vicky Park]

Someone should ask those bozos why their irish sisters can play in the forward line and they have to hidden in the backline. ps. I'm a big fan of sarah rowe. I'm planning to stalk her again when she comes back this year.

I’ll make sure to let Sarah know your intentions. She might set Aishling Sheridan onto you. She’s a frightening prospect up forward, and has never known the whip.

 

[Markfs]

I’ll make sure to let Sarah know your intentions. She might set Aishling Sheridan onto you. She’s a frightening prospect up forward, and has never known the whip.

Thank you. As we say in footy, it's good if everyone knows their roles.... i like aishling too

 

[Timmy from Thomastown]

It was very slack recruiting. If you want a hard as proper Irishman, you've just got to look at the teeth. Anton has all of his, they're straight and not even yellow.

that’s a good old whipping you gave there…. You scumbag you maggot you cheap lousy fagggggotttt…..

 

[Rebuilder]

I'd approach GWS and offer our Callum Brown for their Callum Brown, he's useless as well but with the added advantage of being another Irish project player, oh the whippings we could have.

 

[sr36]

It sounds like we've lost Cox and Tohill, with more to come.

This time of year is a tragic time for this thread. I'm going to eat a packet of chips in honour of all present, past and future spuds.

 

[Markfs]

It sounds like we've lost Cox and Tohill, with more to come.

This time of year is a tragic time for this thread. I'm going to eat a packet of chips in honour of all present, past and future spuds.

tohill probably drunk in a gutter somewhere..... he's irish

 

[Markfs]

I saw that JT might have to wait until after the draft to see if he's delisted... evidently the Uber 3rds have offered him a spot in the forward line.

 

[Vicky Park]

It sounds like we've lost Cox and Tohill, with more to come.

This time of year is a tragic time for this thread. I'm going to eat a packet of chips in honour of all present, past and future spuds.

This thread, at the very least, can be an archive, a repository, of whipping posts. In here, despite their departure from the club, the whipped will always remain whipped.

We can also visit this thread when we feel nostalgic about putting the boots into someone. Anyone will do. It’s a long time before a Pie plays again, so we can practice our savaging techniques in here too.

 

[jmac70]

This thread, at the very least, can be an archive, a repository, of whipping posts. In here, despite their departure from the club, the whipped will always remain whipped.

We can also visit this thread when we feel nostalgic about putting the boots into someone. Anyone will do. It’s a long time before a Pie plays again, so we can practice our savaging techniques in here too.

Well said VP.
Fortunately we still have Grundy, Brown, Madge, Steele, Noble etc to whip.

 

[Timmy from Thomastown]

nice effort from Jay Randall to make a a late charge by stopping an Essendon superstar and racking up 8 magnificent possessions in the process. It’s exactly what we want to see in a whipping boy…. Some contradictions.

And let’s not forget Pendles who attracted lots of whips by daring to suggest that he will investigate his options!

 

[Vicky Park]

Well said VP.
Fortunately we still have Grundy, Brown, Madge, Steele, Noble etc to whip.

Thanks jmac. They don’t have to play to be whipped. As Timmy notes above, Pendles only had to open his mouth and he’s already a contender for the most whipped of the off-season. Will be hard to topple.

 

[jmac70]

Thanks jmac. They don’t have to play to be whipped. As Timmy notes above, Pendles only had to open his mouth and he’s already a contender for the most whipped of the off-season. Will be hard to topple.

We need De Goey to return to form…

 

[Timmy from Thomastown]

RIP Charlie Watts . No relation to Jack, AFL whipping hall of famer.

 

[Maggie Greg]

Max Gawn

11

Max Gawn

Age

34

Ht

209cm

Wt

110kg

Pos.

Ruck

Career

Season

Last 5

D

14.1

4star

K

7.4

3star

HB

6.7

4star

CL

2.8

4star

HO

35.3

5star

D

18.5

4star

K

11.5

4star

HB

7.0

4star

CL

3.5

4star

HO

29.2

5star

D

8.4

3star

K

3.6

2star

HB

4.8

4star

CL

1.0

3star

HO

15.6

5star

has gone so far past Grundy it is a non-contest.

Grundy unfortunately has turned into the World's Tallest Ruck Rover the ywa the Josh Fraser

Josh Fraser

Age

44

Ht

202cm

Wt

100kg

Pos.

Ruck

Career

Season

Last 5

D

14.1

4star

K

8.7

3star

HB

5.4

4star

CL

2.5

4star

HO

11.8

5star

No current season stats available

D

9.4

3star

K

6.6

3star

HB

2.8

3star

HO

8.6

5star

was the World's Tallest Half Forward Flanker.

It wont be possible but if someone could take him off our hands and open up all that space, most of our cap issues will be well and truly over.

 

[sr36]

Thanks jmac. They don’t have to play to be whipped. As Timmy notes above, Pendles only had to open his mouth and he’s already a contender for the most whipped of the off-season. Will be hard to topple.

I can't wait to get stick into Josh Daicos for not being as good as his younger brother.