There’s nothing wrong with having a transitional member, OK!!

[db swannie]

Earlier this week a dishlicker with a sandy bottom accused the Swans of having a transitional member!

Just for the record, yes we do have one, and there’s NWWT. Okay!

Secondly, I have it on very good authority that a certain long term Hawforn poster today sat only two seats away at a fundraiser from one fo the Hawfies most famous players during the 3peat era, the one and only Matt Stevic!!

I hope that certain poster will come in and share some of Matt’s favourite moments of the club’s success and what it meant to be a part of it all.

Now I’m finishing my night time poo. I don’t like doing them at night

 

[db swannie]

Ps, the link was the transitional member, is Matt Stevic. I should’ve made that clearer.

 

[maryjames]

Who does night time poos these day?

 

[db swannie]

Who does night time poos these day?

I don’t like them, they tend to be harder too.

 

[maryjames]

I don’t like them, they tend to be harder too.

It’s been awhile. I could imagine. Not a fan of the night shits either. Wonder what the others think of this in the bay?..

 

[db swannie]

If there’s anyone out there who would like to contribute to this discussion, either in terms of:

A) doing a night time poo, and/or
B) the importance of having a transitional member

Please feel free to join us. Mary and I will be here.

Oh and if the certain Hawforn poster would like to come forward about his experiences with Stevic today, we’re all ears.

 

[A Cut Above]

Divvy this thread to the Mainbored.

 

[Lethality]

I enjoy pooping on the company's time.

 

[db swannie]

Divvy this thread to the Mainbored.

You find transitional members uncomfortable, I get that.

 

[db swannie]

I enjoy pooping on the company's time.

So do I. I do 90% of my shitting in the handicapped toilet at work. But sometimes you’ve got to drop one at home AT NIGHT!

Did you attend the Stevic Love in as well today? One of your hawfie elders did. Disgusting.

 

[Lethality]

So do I. I do 90% of my shitting in the handicapped toilet at work. But sometimes you’ve got to drop one at home AT NIGHT!

Did you attend the Stevic Love in as well today? One of your hawfie elders did. Disgusting.

This is the only major disadvantage with being black, I suppose. Poop is the same colour as your skin. Although I guess you don't have to look at your butt in order to wipe it, so differentiating colours shouldn't be a priority. Maybe if you got poop on your hands, but black people tend to have light palms anyway.

 

[LETSGOKANGAS]

Well this thread has turned to shit

 

[db swannie]

This is the only major disadvantage with being black, I suppose. Poop is the same colour as your skin. Although I guess you don't have to look at your butt in order to wipe it, so differentiating colours shouldn't be a priority. Maybe if you got poop on your hands, but black people tend to have light palms anyway.

That may or may not answer the question about your attendance at the Stevic and Co love in yesterday.

 

[leobarryustar]

I use a lot of dunny paper and I’m a cheapskate so its work poos for me.

 

[Mofra]

Nice new theme song Swannies

 

[Laphroaig]

Charity post to keep OP posts down to 50% of total.

It's really sad and pathetic when an OP keeps frantically posting to keep a shit thread on life support for half a day.

Fitting though. A shit thread that doesn't deserve to live being artificially kept alive by the OP has a haunting similarity to a shit club that nobody cares about being artificially kept alive by the AFL.

 

[sthmelb_dimmies]

I enjoy pooping on the company's time.

He cuts down trees, he eat his lunch
He goes to the lavatory
On Wednesdays he goes shopping and has buttered scones for tea

 

[HairyO]

Well this thread has turned to shit

Turned to???

 

[db swannie]

Charity post to keep OP posts down to 50% of total.

It's really sad and pathetic when an OP keeps frantically posting to keep a shit thread on life support for half a day.

Fitting though. A shit thread that doesn't deserve to live being artificially kept alive by the OP has a haunting similarity to a shit club that nobody cares about being artificially kept alive by the AFL.

I prefer having more than 50% of the posting share thanks very much.

Transitional members tend to swing that way in terms of numbers.

 

[Laphroaig]

I prefer having more than 50% of the posting share thanks very much.

And rather have a wank than a root?

 

[Paul Kersey]

Ps, the link was the transitional member, is Matt Stevic. I should’ve made that clearer.

Don't bring Stevs into this.

 

[Paul Kersey]

That may or may not answer the question about your attendance at the Stevic and Co love in yesterday.

Stevic, Meredith and Razor thanks. SMR. Just taking care of business before the season starts

 

[db swannie]

And rather have a wank than a root?

Depends who you're rooting. Jeannie Pratt, or my hand? Mmmmmmmmmmm






Not hard

 

[Laphroaig]

Depends who you're rooting. Jeannie Pratt, or my hand? Mmmmmmmmmmm






Not hard

Jeannie has hundreds of millions of appealing characteristics your hand will never get near.

Definitely would tap.

 

[harry000]

The AFLWs very own transitional member..