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Phew, home after a big day sorting cans at the depot, I parked the hq on the front lawn, put me moccies on, cracked open a almost cold can of west end, bonked my sister, (after my brothers darryl and daryl did) and frizzed up my mullet, what a day:thumbsu:
 
Phew, home after a big day sorting cans at the depot, I parked the hq on the front lawn, put me moccies on, cracked open a almost cold can of west end, bonked my sister, (after my brothers darryl and daryl did) and frizzed up my mullet, what a day:thumbsu:
I was having a bit of a good LOL at this post but then I realised you're probably not joking :(
 
Phew, home after a big day sorting cans at the depot, I parked the hq on the front lawn, put me moccies on, cracked open a almost cold can of west end, bonked my sister, (after my brothers darryl and daryl did) and frizzed up my mullet, what a day:thumbsu:
How do I apply for a tit handling/sorting job such as this?
 
Why is it Victorians constantly have to denigrate Adelaide? Is this just a deflection of your own insecurities? Are you embarrassed that your city is the most un-Australian of all capitals with its shitty weather and rubbish beaches? Do you keep running down Adelaide to distract you from the fact that your city is just a massive bogan filled sprawl with terrible traffic congestion and poor public transport. Or is because you are too scared too venture out after dark, weary of being king hit by one of the many drunken yobbos or roaming gangs. Maybe its the many beggars that hassle you as you walk to work or the stinking rubbish filled laneways you pass that has you so upset. Could it be that you are pissed off that you can never find a car park that doesn't cost 30 buck an hour, or are you just sick of paying tolls to drive in to the city.

Anyway you slice it, Victorians are the most insecure of all Australians, who need to constantly talk up their own city with ridiculous claims like "sporting capital of the world" while bullying the smaller, but certainly more liveable Adelaide.

Well done OP:thumbsu:
 

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Why is it Victorians constantly have to denigrate Adelaide? Is this just a deflection of your own insecurities? Are you embarrassed that your city is the most un-Australian of all capitals with its shitty weather and rubbish beaches? Do you keep running down Adelaide to distract you from the fact that your city is just a massive bogan filled sprawl with terrible traffic congestion and poor public transport. Or is because you are too scared too venture out after dark, weary of being king hit by one of the many drunken yobbos or roaming gangs. Maybe its the many beggars that hassle you as you walk to work or the stinking rubbish filled laneways you pass that has you so upset. Could it be that you are pissed off that you can never find a car park that doesn't cost 30 buck an hour, or are you just sick of paying tolls to drive in to the city.

Anyway you slice it, Victorians are the most insecure of all Australians, who need to constantly talk up their own city with ridiculous claims like "sporting capital of the world" while bullying the smaller, but certainly more liveable Adelaide.

Well done OP:thumbsu:

All true except for the beaches.
 
Anyway you slice it, Victorians are the most insecure of all Australians, who need to constantly talk up their own city with ridiculous claims like "sporting capital of the world" while bullying the smaller, but certainly more liveable Adelaide.

Well done OP:thumbsu:

More liveable

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Rather drink the water.
 
Phew, home after a big day sorting cans at the depot, I parked the hq on the front lawn, put me moccies on, cracked open a almost cold can of west end, bonked my sister, (after my brothers darryl and daryl did) and frizzed up my mullet, what a day:thumbsu:
Also getting the dole as well, great, great day.
 

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