Society & Culture Things you do/did that you probably think no one else does

[the_interloper]

Honest to god it was a joke.

Id probably say the same thing if you said you were going to watch mens VFL for instance.

Yeah I know, that would probably be a stranger thing to go to the VFL, I'd either go and watch the Tiges or my local side.

 

[Shell]

Yeah I know, that would probably be a stranger thing to go to the VFL, I'd either go and watch the Tiges or my local side.

I'm AFL (mens) or nothing. Just dont have the energy or desire to follow another sport/league whoever.

 

[craigos]

I'm AFL (mens) or nothing. Just dont have the energy or desire to follow another sport/league whoever.

I think the agreed upon proper terminology is now AFLM (cis). Going to be interesting to see what the graphic designers at AFL house can come up with for that.

*edit: wtf? you can't right AFL M together lol

 

[FRUMPY]

Going to watch an AFLW match tomorrow night. Would rather go to the blokes praccy match but with a 5pm start for the AFLW it's perfect, pick son up from school and head straight in. At Punt Rd too, assuming I can get full strength piss.

Prostate no good? [emoji848][emoji1787][emoji1787]

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[Billy ray]

I often hum or whistle (or hear in my mind) little incidental music that appeared in cartoons of my childhood. The little dittys in magilla gorilla, quick draw mcgraw, top cat, huckleberry hound, loony tunes, wacky races and the like.

 

[Turiyasangitananda]

When I poo I always place the wiped toilet paper on the side of the bowl, so I can see what my poo looks like.

 

[74561347]

When I poo I always place the wiped toilet paper on the side of the bowl, so I can see what my poo looks like.

 

[FRUMPY]

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Haha yep, I think that post is the definition of this thread....kudos Turiyasangitananda

 

[phantom13]

I got booted off my work's trivia team for being too competitive. ******* HORSESHIT.

Sounds like loser talk to me

 

[phantom13]

When I poo I always place the wiped toilet paper on the side of the bowl, so I can see what my poo looks like.

I suppose its a natural extension of checking your stool. I usually look at whats left (always worth having a look to ensure there is nothing untoward going on) but not sure about placing the toilet paper elsewhere to do it.

 

[FRUMPY]

I suppose its a natural extension of checking your stool. I usually look at whats left (always worth having a look to ensure there is nothing untoward going on) but not sure about placing the toilet paper elsewhere to do it.

Plus you need to check the TP to see when you can stop wiping......well i presume others do this? (i love it when you know its a no wiper, still wipe, check and then 'yep, was a no wiper')

 

[phantom13]

Plus you need to check the TP to see when you can stop wiping......well i presume others do this? (i love it when you know its a no wiper, still wipe, check and then 'yep, was a no wiper')

Ive never had the balls to just go for it off a clean break. Always worth a check.

 

[FRUMPY]

Ive never had the balls to just go for it off a clean break. Always worth a check.

Yeah same here, not worth it

 

[Turiyasangitananda]

I must clarify, I place it in the inside side of the bowl and check the paper. It sticks on the side of the bowl it of the way for viewing. It does mean I have to scrub the inside of the bowl.

 

[phantom13]

I must clarify, I place it in the inside side of the bowl and check the paper. It sticks on the side of the bowl it of the way for viewing. It does mean I have to scrub the inside of the bowl.

Im not here to kink shame anyone but thats a little weird. Thread appropriate though so carry on son.

 

[the_interloper]

I had a meeting cancelled this morning, so I'm sitting in my car on my laptop listening to podcasts. I don't want to go to the office yet because I'm near my favourite lunch place, so i'll do this until lunch and then go to the office.

 

[peternorth]

I had a meeting cancelled this morning, so I'm sitting in my car on my laptop listening to podcasts. I don't want to go to the office yet because I'm near my favourite lunch place, so i'll do this until lunch and then go to the office.

Winning

 

[peternorth]

When doing number 1s, flush the toilet so that the ending coincides with when i finish

 

[PoppedCorn]

Im going out on a limb here and saying i dont think any of us thought u wiped and then stuck it on the outside of the toilet and not the inside

 

[Cuzz09]

Im going out on a linb here and saying i dont think any of us thought u wiped and then stuck it on the outside of the toilet and not the inside

I first pictured him sticking it to the seat then looking then cleaning it up

 

[mr bagcroft]

When doing number 1s, flush the toilet so that the ending coincides with when i finish

You can do that when you have a small penis, yes.

 

[Quivorir]

When doing number 1s, flush the toilet so that the ending coincides with when i finish

I also do this.

 

[phantom13]

When doing number 1s, flush the toilet so that the ending coincides with when i finish

If you time it wrong youre flushing again yeh?

 

[Billy ray]

If i have a sore gut, I hang a length of toilet paper (say 4-5 squares) along the back of the rim (tuck the top under the seat) and other end just hits the water.

that way it cops any spray and debris and keeps the bowl clean

 

[Big Sauce 21]

When I poo I always place the wiped toilet paper on the side of the bowl, so I can see what my poo looks like.

That's actually healthy. Keeping an eye on your poop for health reasons