This weeks odds against GW$

[Syrus]

Forget about Sportsbet, Betfair or the TAB, to get the best odds this weekend on the things that matter look no further than the odds at Syrusbet. Mainly focussing on the Exotics, we at Syrusbet are offering the odds that you want.

Currently we are offering and have odds at:

2:1 - That Scully wont play
3:1 - Fat Phil will eat more pies, than the MCG does on Grand Final Day.
5:1 - That Biff will wear that ridiculous beanie he wore to last years meet.
7:1 - That Striker will call "come on umpire" at least 12 times in the first quarter.
10:1 - Brent Moloney will take out Scully
15:1 - Trengove sling tackles Scully into oblivion
20:1 - The second tier of the Olympic stand will collapse at the weight of Supermercado's and Logger's banners.
100:1 - Demon Revival will be at the game sober.

What other exotic odds would you like to be offered this weekend?

 

[Tulip]

8:1 Scully DOES play

 

[Tulip]

Not funny, I know

 

[lose]

2:1 Scully comes off crying in the first quarter because of the jeers

 

[Marlowe]

7:1 Scully doesn't tip his hairstylist.

 

[Djcjdees]

13:4 The umpires pull out a free kick before the first bounce because of niggle, and set the tone for the rest of the day

 

[Crimson Azure]

6,000,000:1 Scully is a money hungry scab.
1:1 CA will yell '50' about 10 times for no apparent reason.

 

[CTHORANGE]

20:1 - Magner hands Scully a silver spoon before the bounce

 

[Syrus]

13:4 The umpires pull out a free kick before the first bounce because of niggle, and set the tone for the rest of the day

Only if that bald maggot is umpiring.

 

[Jamurp]

I'm also heavily predicting a GWS free before the first bounce. However on a lighter note, short odds for an M Clark bag.

 

[Djcjdees]

Only if that bald maggot is umpiring.

Nicholls. I have had a sick obsession with him since 09. We always seem to get him. A great bouncer of the ball but that's about where the positives end. Number 15 for those playing at home

 

[KickLongTackleHard]

3:1 Tom takes his Dad to McDonalds for 10 Happy Meals after the game

 

[Syrus]

Nicholls. I have had a sick obsession with him since 09. We always seem to get him. A great bouncer of the ball but that's about where the positives end. Number 15 for those playing at home

Yeah thats him. Absolutely hates us.

 

[Supermercado]

1.20 that our players (excluding Blease who is odds on) are chummy with Mr. X at the final siren

 

[Crusty Demon]

Odds on that $cully goes crying to the AFL in a 'Will Minson' like incident about Dees players sledging him about his dad! Seriously, I can see this happening...

 

[Big_Ed]

1:1 CA will yell '50' about 10 times for no apparent reason.

These are the best calls, as is the complete confusion on the caller's face when one actually gets paid.

Oh, umpires, you make it too easy.

 

[LeverPuller]

Only 7:1?

 

[Syrus]

Only 7:1?

Yeah mate. You may only do it 11 times.