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Kramer1

Kramer1

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Getting in early to pass on my very best to the wonderful community that is our board.

Charged by a particularity good Vintage Port, thank you all for another year of footy and fellowship. It's a ****ing great board.

Unreal that all our lives go on around a shared love of a footy club...it's bigger than the game,and it's nice to share a small part of it with you all.

Awkward digital love,

Kramer
 

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thylacine60 said:
no time for niceties, I've got a giant pair of gumboots just appeared out of the chimney and there's reindeer shit all over the balcony..........
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My father-in-law has just been in Finland. Apparently reindeer salami ain't too bad...
 
Monkey King said:
I hope all on this board enjoy a safe and Merry Christmas. Thanks for giving me stuff to read about Carlton.
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There's stuff about Carlton on this forum? :eek:

Ps, merry Christmas, happy holidays and jolly Festivus to all.
 
have a safe and happy christmas everyone.Also spare a though for Stig O'Hara who is working today....in 40 degree heat in an office with a broken air conditioner.

And a reminder, If at any stage you find yourself feeling like you cant cope and are in need of assistance or information please dont hesitate to call Beyond Blue on 1300 22 4636 or Lifeline on 13 11 14.
 

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Dropped by the Richmond board for a Happy Xmas post. The sexist language and pictures objectifying women are just appalling. I didn't bother. This place is like an oasis in a desert of shit. Thank you, Carlton BFers.
 

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thylacine60 said:
Dropped by the Richmond board for a Happy Xmas post. The sexist language and pictures objectifying women are just appalling. I didn't bother. This place is like an oasis in a desert of shit. Thank you, Carlton BFers.
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You can't unsee stuff like that. We are lucky that is not the norm here. Would give it away if we ended up like that.
 
Merry Christmas everyone...
For the last few years I have sent a warm and loving Christmas message to my closest friends. Tidings that express my feelings and inner thoughts.

As I have grown quite fond of many of you here, I decided to share this tradition of Christmas cheer with you all. I hope you feel the heartfelt sentiment and enjoy ....
 
Ok good people, it's that time of year again. Although none of you have actually ever said so, I know what a treat this is for you and how much you look forward to my Christmas tidings each year. Even those of you who reply with "Please stop sending these..."

I thought long and hard about this year's message and in the spirit of "naughty and nice", I thought I'd play the role of Santa, and make a naughty list...
Also, as I'm on a mission to civilise, this year's Christmas message will be one of learning. For you, not me, I already know stuff...

NAUGHTY LIST...

Social Media: Nobody gives a shit what you're doing and/or thinking every minute of every day. So stop "sharing" EVERYTHING! ... Oh, and just so you know, no-one cares about the new, organic, gluten free, vegan, low carb, high protein, kale and seaweed panini you've discovered.

The Kardashians: Enough! Just stop. Please please stop.

Customer Service: If you're in the service industry, just do your job! I'm not looking for a new friend. I know it's "warm out", I just came from there. And I don't care to hear your life story, thanks anyway.

Text Speak: Stop using those horrible emojis to "express yourself". This, :thumbsdown::thumbsdown::fire::fire::cool:only expresses you have a limited vocabulary. And stop abbreviating everything. Have we become so lazy, we can't type the words "you are"? "Ur" isn't a word ! And if "ur obs tots devo" about this, I literally couldn't care less. Which reminds me, stop using the word "literally" completely out of context. You DID NOT "literally laugh your head off.."

My Neighbors: I'm not sure I can make it any clearer for you. For the hundredth time, the fact we happen to live on the same street, does not makes us friends, buddies or pals. And, no, you cannot borrow any of my stuff!

McDonalds: I love you. But, when I say "may I please have extra sauce on my burger?" Do you hear, "please put the absolute MINIMUM possible amount of sauce on my burger"? Is it the word "extra" or "sauce" that's confusing you?

Camping: Guys, stop inviting me to go camping and fishing. The reason I work is so that I don't have to sleep outside.

Banks and Insurance Companies: Stop littering our television screens with your absurd advertisements, claiming you're our best friends. You leeches, exist only to bleed the public like stuck pigs. Stop pretending you're anything else.

TV Chefs: Desserts are meant to be sweet, you pompous morons. I want cream, I want custard, I want chocolate and I want sugar. I DON'T want a hint of citrus or fruit or cheese to "cut through the sweetness". Piss off!

The Internet: I drive a Hummer. Occasionally I search the internet for information about my car. Try doing a google search for "Hummer", see what happens. Do we really need that much smut?!

Hummer Drivers: You're all pretentious w***ers !

My dear friends who think it's funny to send me pictures of your poop: You know who you are. What is wrong with you people?! Quit it!

Thank goodness I'm blessed with a group of wonderful friends who make all the above, more bearable.
I wish you all a very Merry Christmas and a happy, safe and prosperous new year.
 
TheCoach16 said:
Ok good people, it's that time of year again. Although none of you have actually ever said so, I know what a treat this is for you and how much you look forward to my Christmas tidings each year. Even those of you who reply with "Please stop sending these..."

I thought long and hard about this year's message and in the spirit of "naughty and nice", I thought I'd play the role of Santa, and make a naughty list...
Also, as I'm on a mission to civilise, this year's Christmas message will be one of learning. For you, not me, I already know stuff...

NAUGHTY LIST...

Social Media: Nobody gives a shit what you're doing and/or thinking every minute of every day. So stop "sharing" EVERYTHING! ... Oh, and just so you know, no-one cares about the new, organic, gluten free, vegan, low carb, high protein, kale and seaweed panini you've discovered.

The Kardashians: Enough! Just stop. Please please stop.

Customer Service: If you're in the service industry, just do your job! I'm not looking for a new friend. I know it's "warm out", I just came from there. And I don't care to hear your life story, thanks anyway.

Text Speak: Stop using those horrible emojis to "express yourself". This, :thumbsdown::thumbsdown::fire::fire::cool:only expresses you have a limited vocabulary. And stop abbreviating everything. Have we become so lazy, we can't type the words "you are"? "Ur" isn't a word ! And if "ur obs tots devo" about this, I literally couldn't care less. Which reminds me, stop using the word "literally" completely out of context. You DID NOT "literally laugh your head off.."

My Neighbors: I'm not sure I can make it any clearer for you. For the hundredth time, the fact we happen to live on the same street, does not makes us friends, buddies or pals. And, no, you cannot borrow any of my stuff!

McDonalds: I love you. But, when I say "may I please have extra sauce on my burger?" Do you hear, "please put the absolute MINIMUM possible amount of sauce on my burger"? Is it the word "extra" or "sauce" that's confusing you?

Camping: Guys, stop inviting me to go camping and fishing. The reason I work is so that I don't have to sleep outside.

Banks and Insurance Companies: Stop littering our television screens with your absurd advertisements, claiming you're our best friends. You leeches, exist only to bleed the public like stuck pigs. Stop pretending you're anything else.

TV Chefs: Desserts are meant to be sweet, you pompous morons. I want cream, I want custard, I want chocolate and I want sugar. I DON'T want a hint of citrus or fruit or cheese to "cut through the sweetness". Piss off!

The Internet: I drive a Hummer. Occasionally I search the internet for information about my car. Try doing a google search for "Hummer", see what happens. Do we really need that much smut?!

Hummer Drivers: You're all pretentious ******s !

My dear friends who think it's funny to send me pictures of your poop: You know who you are. What is wrong with you people?! Quit it!

Thank goodness I'm blessed with a group of wonderful friends who make all the above, more bearable.
I wish you all a very Merry Christmas and a happy, safe and prosperous new year.
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U think ur such a comedian, dont ya :rolleyes:

Y all da h8, bro? :thumbsdown::thumbsdown::thumbsdown:

I literally died of boredom reading this :cool:

;):p
 
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Although my time in here lately has been sparse, i still have a look and a lot of laughs.
I hope all me BFB mates have a bloody awesome day today.
Eat, drink and be merry, but most of all please be safe.
I will be back quite soon to annoy the shite out of you all again, I promise.
Take care and enjoy the day.
 

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