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[Illinois Nazi]

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Anyway

heeeellllooooooo ALANA fapfapfap

*in edit mode so you kents can't track me down by common connections

What's with the nose?

 

[Rough_Edges]

What's with the nose?

I'll ask. But maybe not as the opener.



Me and this bird hitting it off like a house on fire as well




takes her 6 months to talk then she opens with "e" then gives me a haha

nup. saving some of my gold for those who deserve it

 

[BALKAN]

She has "free spirit" in her bio. I wouldn't expect sparkling conversation.

 

[BALKAN]

It's all in the banter man. srs.

Being funny is overrated in regards to picking up. Being self-assured and comfortable with yourself is more attractive than being a jokester IMO.

 

[Beerfish]

$800+ an hour for a good looking one. Around $600 for an ugly one.

They've priced that quite well actually. If you're seriously considering spending $600 doing this then there's a fair expectation you'd go another $200 to help make it memorable for the right reasons.

 

[Plugger35]

Why would you pay $600 for an ugly escort when you could pick up an ugly chick for free from any dodgy bar/nightclub?

I thought the whole idea of getting an escort was to get someone more attractive than you could normally pull on a night out.

 

[BALKAN]

How ugly we talkin' here?

 

[Beerfish]

I presumed it just meant uglier than the smoking hot one for $800. Nobody's paying $600 for an escort that looks like a gorilla with lipstick on.. I hope.

 

[PP34]

Some people couldn't put on weight if their life depended on it but you still have to have a poor lifestyle to get fat.

Not really. I'm skinny as so lucky in that sense, but I sometimes find myself going days without eating anything nutritious for lunch or dinner due to a heavy social calender. For some people that results in lots of weight gain.

Luckily it's not the case for me, but that's just one example. It's not always as easy as going to the shops deciding to make a lean, healthy meal and then making it.

 

[Cruyff14]

Yeh, jealousy thing.

Definitely not a crazy jealous bloke but wouldn't sit right with me seeing my Mrs getting a right bollocking by some other lad.



That why i thought it was worth outlining that it was a MMF spit roast.

Did make me laugh.

 

[Shell]

They've priced that quite well actually. If you're seriously considering spending $600 doing this then there's a fair expectation you'd go another $200 to help make it memorable for the right reasons.

Yeah suppose. And when you think about the costs "splitting in half" as well
One hour is not a lot tho really.

How ugly we talkin' here?

Hmmm idk they just looked a bit "rough" and a bit bogan. Pics on a website tho, so who knows.

 

[craigos]

Surely there's a website that you could use that would attract someone at least remotely attractive who was interested in partaking. Then again I could imagine having to sift through hundreds of messages from guys saying "wana heck?" would probably be the erotic equivalent of watching your Nonna knit a cardigan.

 

[T2B_]

Being funny is overrated in regards to picking up. Being self-assured and comfortable with yourself is more attractive than being a jokester IMO.

Can confirm. Any success I've ever had (not a big number; am a pale, introverted and light featured mofo) was me being just completely myself and relaxed, not trying to be funny or a jokester. I guess it depends on the person though, some people just happen to be funny and it works for them.

 

[HirdyLannister]

Actually i just realised i havent seen HirdyLannister post here in ages. Sanka, you dead mun?

You rang? I keep a close eye on this thread.

My current relationship will be lucky to last the new year, then I'll probably be posting more [emoji106] [emoji106] [emoji106]

 

[Catfish Alley]

Just hanging around for a Christmas present?

 

[Illinois Nazi]

Surely there's a website that you could use that would attract someone at least remotely attractive who was interested in partaking. Then again I could imagine having to sift through hundreds of messages from guys saying "wana heck?" would probably be the erotic equivalent of watching your Nonna knit a cardigan.

craigslist.com.au

 

[Old M8]

New update is a bit weird. I think moments have been removed?

 

[King Elvis]

New update is a bit weird. I think moments have been removed?

Yea, wtf is with that, moments are great!!

Still full of bots anyway.

 

[HirdyLannister]

Just hanging around for a Christmas present?

Not at all, told her if she doesn't sort her shit out my new years resolution will be me being single.

 

[Old M8]

Yea, wtf is with that, moments are great!!

Still full of bots anyway.

Removing the ability to send links will stop the bots. Instead they remove moments, srs, wtf were they thinking?

 

[Smoooothy]

Not at all, told her if she doesn't sort her shit out my new years resolution will be me being single.

so, you'll be single then?

 

[Plugger35]

Removing the ability to send links will stop the bots. Instead they remove moments, srs, wtf were they thinking?

The bots probably run Tinder now, they have taken over.

 

[Beerfish]

The bots probably run Tinder now, they have taken over.

Maybe someone should try hooking up with one.

 

[HirdyLannister]

so, you'll be single then?

That's probably the higher possibility, seems like she is wasting my time. Nearly two years together, I own a house and she has an 1bdr unit. I'm going to Europe next year for 6 weeks for my old man 60th and only way for her to afford it would be to move in with me, she is unsure about moving in. So if she feels like that after 2 years I'll just give her the flick, I'm 27 and she is 29. I've already conditioned myself to that possibility so moving on will be a breeze!

 

[Illinois Nazi]

But still leaving the door open for a Xmas gobby.