Computers & Internet Tinder

[RU_]

Im guessing she screws for drugs and holds you to ransom.. bet she puts holes in the franga packets for kicks..

Wouldn't surprise me.

 

[Richo is God]

If a girl doesn't respond to you straight away, don't give up hope. Just got a reply 3 months after we matched lmao

 

[JoseMourinho]

I just hope i get a match

 

[Nothing]

I assume RIP ash_1050

He (potentially) went out doing what he loved.

 

[Resistor]

If a girl doesn't respond to you straight away, don't give up hope. Just got a reply 3 months after we matched lmao

I wish this worked for me

 

[ash_1050]

I assume RIP ash_1050

He (potentially) went out doing what he loved.

Unfortunately she didn't respond beyond my initial message. Normally I'd avoid sticking my dick in crazy but I'd be happy to make an exception for her.

 

[imadodgyumpire]

**** I hate barney and Robyn on that **** show.

 

[FlapFlap]

a lot of cringeworthy bios on Tinder by chicks going for that Tina Fey awkward humour

 

[BALKAN]

If a girl doesn't respond to you straight away, don't give up hope. Just got a reply 3 months after we matched lmao

chances of you actually smashing tho....?

 

[Richo is God]

chances of you actually smashing tho....?

0% now it says she is 16,663km away

 

[HirdyLannister]

They got rid of the super like?

 

[Big Bryza]

They got rid of the super like?

I don't believe so.

 

[JoseMourinho]

They got rid of the super like?

Nope.

 

[GWBogan]

They got rid of the super like?

Negative.

 

[RU_]

They got rid of the super like?

Yep. I mean nope, just wanted to break a chain.

 

[Jack Richards]

Not enough pics on here

 

[I Lost My Keays]

wife material

Defiantly man! Looking for a ring tomorrow

 

[iluvparis]

So have just matched with a solid 9-9.5 who has one of those 'dont bother saying hi unless you can get my attention' lines on their profile.

Over to you bigfooty...

 

[I Lost My Keays]

So have just matched with a solid 9-9.5 who has one of those 'dont bother saying hi unless you can get my attention' lines on their profile.

Over to you bigfooty...

It's upto you whether you use it , but I got a couple of replys from using this:

Hey , so do you ever just lay down on a dark night , look at the stars and think about all the f**ked up things in the world? Like why the f**k is there a D in fridge but no D in refrigerator.

 

[iluvparis]

I'll put that in the maybe pile for now - which also includes the whats the difference between me and my couch line

 

[BALKAN]

So have just matched with a solid 9-9.5 who has one of those 'dont bother saying hi unless you can get my attention' lines on their profile.

Over to you bigfooty...

"If you unmatch me I will hang myself"

 

[copthat]

Explain how you don't give a **** about getting her attention. Assert dominance. Bitchez love dominance.

 

[Nothing]

So have just matched with a solid 9-9.5 who has one of those 'dont bother saying hi unless you can get my attention' lines on their profile.

Over to you bigfooty...

Hi my name is Lenny, I make mad cash punting. You may have heard of me.

 

[iluvparis]

Profile also says she 'sympathy swipes right' - that's not me right!!?

 

[BALKAN]

Profile also says she 'sympathy swipes right' - that's not me right!!?

Lol what a waste of time. She will never let you, or any bloke from tinder, pillage her gushy-gushy