Computers & Internet Tinder

[Perth gal]

They're always average.

And what are you? Something special?

 

[Croweater]

And what are you? Something special?

This.

I know this guy who - even though he's by anyone's definition, an average looking lad - believes that he not only deserves a conga line of stunners subservient to his pecker, but also that they should be eternally grateful for having the opportunity to be in the presence of his sheer excellence.

Settle down champ. You look like a 23 year old Patton Oswalt.

 

[HirdyLannister]

I've just arrived home from a holiday in the USA, was Tinder'in it up. Heaps of matches and went out most nights on a Tinder date but couldn't snag one.. They knew I was just passing through for a couple of days and me trying to subtlety suggest let's bang and not see each other ever again didn't work lol

 

[WCErevival]

Again. Why are you complaining when some blokes cant even get a girl to give them a hand shandy?

Just be happy your getting something.

I've never understood guys that can get with anything. Shouldn't there be some sort of attraction there?

 

[The Passenger]

I've never understood guys that can get with anything

 

[Brad Goodman]

I've never understood guys that can get with anything. Shouldn't there be some sort of attraction there?

Agree. Going without is better than a fugly.

 

[BALKAN]

Yeah, rather a tug than bang a whale

 

[IKnowtheDog]

Yeah, rather a tug than bang a whale

I don't know, have you seen some of the hands out there

 

[pantskyle]

And what are you? Something special?

He is a pretty sexy guy. If I was a girl he probably wouldn't bang me as I wouldn't be hot enough.

 

[Perth gal]

For me handsome is as handsome does . And a guy thinking they're all that just doesn't do it for me at all.

 

[Perth gal]

He is a pretty sexy guy. If I was a girl he probably wouldn't bang me as I wouldn't be hot enough.

Aren't you lucky then? You don't have Mr superficial wasting your time. Win win I say.

 

[pantskyle]

Aren't you lucky then? You don't have Mr superficial wasting your time. Win win I say.

Are you asking me out?

 

[Perth gal]

Nope

 

[pantskyle]

Nope

 

[Perth gal]

Which decision would that be?

 

[pantskyle]

Which decision would that be?

To see if you were asking me out, now I'm sad and lonely. I just hope Shupe will pity **** me.

 

[Perth gal]

To see if you were asking me out, now I'm sad and lonely. I just hope Shupe will pity **** me.

@toooldforyou

Mateofhotboyzbeok.

 

[GWBogan]

Are you asking me out?

 

[the_interloper]

Mate - "Oi I'm having drinks with a tinder chick Friday night, I told her to bring a friend for you because you need a blowjob"
Me - Pix of chix
Mate - Don't have, mine isn't anything special, so yours is likely to be the same
Me - Ugh

He always does this shit. I'm a top shelf wingman so I'll go along with it, but why can't he bang a hottie every now and then?

The blowjob thing is a running joke about me somehow always scoring girls who don't give oral.

I remember years ago a mate of mine hit a streak of going the growl on 6 birds in a row without getting the favour returned, very funny for us.

 

[pantskyle]

@toooldforyou

Mateofhotboyzbeok.

 

[pantskyle]

I remember years ago a mate of mine hit a streak of going the growl on 6 birds in a row without getting the favour returned, very funny for us.

I once got three blowjobs from three different girls in one night. Was pretty stoked to be honest.

 

[the_interloper]

I once got three blowjobs from three different girls in one night. Was pretty stoked to be honest.

Thanks Ben.

 

[Shupe]

And what are you? Something special?

I'm not going to apologise for not being the kind of dickhead that will **** anything. I actually like to be attracted to the girls I take home, and not settle for any ol' root. This ain't a public service.

This.

I know this guy who - even though he's by anyone's definition, an average looking lad - believes that he not only deserves a conga line of stunners subservient to his pecker, but also that they should be eternally grateful for having the opportunity to be in the presence of his sheer excellence.

Settle down champ. You look like a 23 year old Patton Oswalt.

Yeah, sorry, we all know how much you think of yourself m8. Post ignored.

I remember years ago a mate of mine hit a streak of going the growl on 6 birds in a row without getting the favour returned, very funny for us.

I had a long term girlfriend (4 years) who didn't like it and I'd only cop on special occasions. Got another girlfriend for 6ish months who just flat out denied. Sort of seeing a girl now who has shown no intention. It's ridiculous. Maybe I should just be more selfish.

 

[pantskyle]

Give and you shall receive.

 

[ash_1050]

Thread needs more Tinder stories and less people thinking the

Mate - "Oi I'm having drinks with a tinder chick Friday night, I told her to bring a friend for you because you need a blowjob"
Me - Pix of chix
Mate - Don't have, mine isn't anything special, so yours is likely to be the same
Me - Ugh

He always does this shit. I'm a top shelf wingman so I'll go along with it, but why can't he bang a hottie every now and then?

The blowjob thing is a running joke about me somehow always scoring girls who don't give oral.

I assume you've been setting said mate up with supermodels for some time now. If speaking with the peasants isn't your thing you can always use decline the invitation.