Media Toga Times: The Official New Year Resolutions for Thirteen Teams

[Braklet]

You do enough of that yourself

Pugs is a master baiter.

 

[Braklet]

Fine, but you'll have to buy them from your own sponsorship money. It's not in the Royals budget. On a lighter note, I have just received confirmation that we have made a record 2 billion dollar profit this year and we will be throwing you all a pizza party.

I'm sure the commie contingent will take note.

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Ljp86 nearly won the Mobbs!!
Are you crazy Grand Uncle Horace ???

Hello Greenery.

Lol.. fekk in lol … The quintessential invisible jerk of the Sweet FA still gets a good positional gig despite his rare appearances.

The Drags really make everyone a bit teary eyed.

 

[Pugsley]

Pugs is a master baiter.

Sorry, I couldn't see that.

 

[Pugsley]

He wouldn’t work hard in an iron lung, stop talking s**t.

Has made a qareer out of it.

 

[Greenery]

You cared enough to reply, sooo....

I worry about you

 

[Kilroy]

In S37, the Bombreros intend to focus on the 3 things we can control

• Our character
• Our actions and reactions
• How we treat others

* the rest!

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Coney Island Warriors

Eschew any form of team success.
Enjoy plenty of individual success.

The Team Trophy Cabinet, known as the Cemetery, is repository of doomed dreams and hopes.

Team song is the remarkable Dem Bones with accompanying vision from The Singing Detective.



NY Resolution - Win something, anything.

 

[Pugsley]

In S37, the Bombreros intend to focus on the 3 things we can control

• Our character
• Our actions and reactions
• How we treat others

* the rest!

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All tanks blazing.

 

[Jabba73]

This thread is fairly humming along, joining in so I can follow all the shenanigans

 

[Pugsley]

This thread is fairly humming along, joining in so I can follow all the shenanigans

Horry hasn't even had to have his Horlicks and stale Scotch Fingers that it is moving along nicely.

 

[Kilroy]

Can someone do a welfare check please.

Getting a bit concerned he’s left it a bit late.

 

[Jabba73]

Can someone do a welfare check please.

Getting a bit concerned he’s left it a bit late.

 

[Braklet]

She can give me a sponge bath whenever she likes...

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

The teams have been ****n around. Some have been changing theirs by the day, one by the hour depending what faction is in control.

I do believe there may be a couple of announcements later today. So make sure you pick up the evening edition of this august journal. As most of you know the Times can be home delivered or purchased from quality Qewsagents throughout the Sweet FA

 

[Kilroy]

The teams have been ****n around … I do believe there may be a couple of announcements later today.

Not sure how much longer I can keep this up mate.

So make sure you pick up the evening edition of this august journal.

August???

As most of you know the Times can be home delivered or purchased from quality Qewsagents throughout the Sweet FA

 

[Tonga Bob]

Coney Island Warriors

Eschew any form of team success.
Enjoy plenty of individual success.

The Team Trophy Cabinet, known as the Cemetery, is repository of doomed dreams and hopes.

Team song is the remarkable Dem Bones with accompanying vision from The Singing Detective.



NY Resolution - Win something, anything.

I would call this anticlimactic but that would indicate there was a beginning and a middle. Honestly though Gramps I'm happy to see a you still have a pulse, and long may that continue.

Hope you've got some new material for the next team.

 

[thewizardmelon]

Not sure how much longer I can keep this up mate.

August???

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At this point it feels like Horrie made a big song and dance thread just to rip on the warriors

 

[Kilroy]

At this point it feels like Horrie made a big song and dance thread just to rip on the warriors

Not even that.

A little soft-shoe and a very short dismissal.



Most unlike him.

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

At this point it feels like Horrie made a big song and dance thread just to rip on the warriors

Now why I or anyone for that matter would rip on the poor old Wazzes is a mystery.

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

I would call this anticlimactic but that would indicate there was a beginning and a middle. Honestly though Gramps I'm happy to see a you still have a pulse, and long may that continue.

Hope you've got some new material for the next team.

So bitter.

 

[Tonga Bob]

So bitter.

Nah my aged friend I’m not bitter. I’m on holiday, I have an awesome sammich in front of me and the Bison just removed the Pakistani captain. To paraphrase the late Andrew Symonds: “You couldn’t punch the smile off my face”.

If anything I’m a bit confused though as to how we can put your resolution into action. I’m assuming your advice for us to “win something, anything” refers to a qooty premiership. If that’s the case then how do you suggest we influence the sim to achieve your resolution, and if that’s not the case then what else should we as a team be winning?

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Nah my aged friend I’m not bitter. I’m on holiday, I have an awesome sammich in front of me and the Bison just removed the Pakistani captain. To paraphrase the late Andrew Symonds: “You couldn’t punch the smile off my face”.

If anything I’m a bit confused though as to how we can put your resolution into action. I’m assuming your advice for us to “win something, anything” refers to a qooty premiership. If that’s the case then how do you suggest we influence the sim to achieve your resolution, and if that’s not the case then what else should we as a team be winning?

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I expect the resolution would at least mention team credibility and even 'Premiership.'

 

[Kilroy]

JustaBattler hyperventilating in anticipation of Baghdad’s New Year’s press conference

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

JustaBattler hyperventilating in anticipation of Baghdad’s New Year’s press conference

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how is the jabberer?