Tom Lamb: "Prepare to be roasted"

[Double the Fist]

You read 50 pages of a pre-season game thread on another team's board?

That's pretty sad.

Aw, c'mon Reg, was pretty funny, I read 49 pages and had to stop because it was so funny it was making me incontinent...


Good to see you again too BTW

 

[Eaglespur]

Will he play a game for us this year?

Srs question. Oh, if he's not on drugs like the rest of the Wet Coke team I reckon he won't debut.

He has already debuted and no he wont play this year

 

[javaguice]

Has sick hair

 

[Mudd]

Only the first WAFL hit out this season for the East Perf Eagles v Peel Dockers and West Coast fans have already turned on the young lad like a pack of wolves.

"Lamb lol"
"Tackle him Lamb you absolute nonce."
"Lamb is so pissweak!! He cannot read the footy to save himself and he gets pushed out of the contest like 5 year old."
"Lamb is usless."
"Lamb will be playing ressies after a month"
"Lamb should be put in the reserves and told to stay there until his contract is up."
"Doesn’t want to be here and plays like it. Gone at the end of the year. Joke."
"Lamb will be playing country footy next year the way he is going."
"Lamb not up to it. Has no presence up forward."
"Lamb continues to make our recruiters look stupid"

They truly are scum, they drove poor Tom Swift out of the game with their relentless abuse towards him.

 

[Good_Old]

Richmond won't be feasting on Lamb tonight. He's a late out.

 

[Kram]

Adam Simpson rates this guy so highly he's going to try Eric MacKenzie up forward before giving him a game.

 

[WCErevival]

Would still be Freo's best forward since Pav

 

[Freofalcon]

Would still be Freo's best forward since Pav

Then he should have got a gig this week.

Your forward line looks a little light this week.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

So if Yeo is a cheap Bali knock off of Fyfe, what does that make this potato?

A factory seconds Chris Mayne?

 

[Smeg Head]

Then he should have got a gig this week.

Your forward line looks a little light this week.

Darling's got it covered this week....

 

[Freofalcon]

Darling's got it covered this week....

Starting to feel more confident about picking Gold Coast.

 

[Kram]

Darling's got it covered this week....

A low pressure game that they are expected to win 1,700 kms from the MCG. His time to shine.

 

[Spirit Level]

Sharrod Wellingham and Josh Hill are among five players dumped from West Coast’s playing list ahead of next month’s AFL draft.

Tom Lamb, Tom Gorter and Jordan Snadden have also been cut.

https://thewest.com.au/sport/west-c...-hill-axed-by-west-coast-eagles-ng-b88640470z

****ing lol at taking him over Blakely

 

[Bender_]

I plead the fifth.

 

[Smeg Head]

I plead the fifth.

I'll have the veal.

 

[HumanMeatball]

West coast could have been due. Due for the menadue

 

[dav3]

Dougal > Lamb

 

[TazHawk15]

West Coast second pick in the 2014 draft Tom Lamb has been labelled the steal of the draft by many* already, and will be chopping the competition up for the next 15 years in the blue and gold.

Above: Tom Lamb dominating the first official hit out for 2015

Looks like a Dyson Heppell with testicles, and plays like Nat Fyfe without the shanks. Will have the Brownlow renamed "The Cutlet" when his career is over.

Above: Tom Lamb stops to have his photo taken with the other 2014 AFL draftees

Register your awe/love/crippling fear in this thread, before or after he fries up your team.

*me

 

[Bodicifer]

One of the great Bender backfired of the 21st century ^^^

 

[TazHawk15]

One of the great Bender backfired of the 21st century ^^^

Yep Bindi sure got this one wrong.

 

[HumanMeatball]

Will go to Richmond be a premiership player and dominate the comp for 10 years

 

[Haduken]

 

[Cyclops]

Lamb cut? Got the chop? Or are you pulling our legs, ribbing us as it were?

Seems a pity to ram Bander's prediction back down his throat, he was just a bit woolly in his...oh * it I can't keep making these s**t puns.

 

[Austin_McCrabbs]

Lamb of God, you take away the sins of the world have mercy on us.

 

[Off Tap]

https://thewest.com.au/sport/west-c...-hill-axed-by-west-coast-eagles-ng-b88640470z

****ing lol at taking him over Blakely

And yet he will win just as many premierships as the career wreckers down the road at Dockerland.

Now that's a ****ing lol