Tomma-Pork

[Brown n Gold]

According to Derm, Tomma-Pork has played 3 good games in his career. Bagged his GF performance saying he kicked 2 goals off the ground and was pushing around a bloke who couldn't push back in injured Ben Reid.

There is a common misconception that Porkins has arrived... I'm with Derm

 

[Breva_]

This won't end well.

Carry on...

 

[Bck2BckCats]

a) who cares what that twat thinks
b) Hawkins played well against the Hawks in the first final so maybe Dermie got his panties in a knot over that.... or was Gibson also injured?

 

[Brown n Gold]

a) who cares what that twat thinks
b) Hawkins played well against the Hawks in the first final so maybe Dermie got his panties in a knot over that.... or was Gibson also injured?

Yeah pretty sure that was one of his 3 good career games... LOL

 

[Boxhead_31]

Poor Dermott all the peroxide has finally seeped into his brain

 

[Skeppersap]

Yeah pretty sure that was one of his 3 good career games... LOL

3 more good games than Rioli though!

Seriously, what a tool Brereton is! A lot of people play injured, but none get so comprehensive destroyed like Reid was. Selwood played injured, look how he played in the GF!

 

[royals1922]

According to Derm, Tomma-Pork has played 3 good games in his career. Bagged his GF performance saying he kicked 2 goals off the ground and was pushing around a bloke who couldn't push back in injured Ben Reid.

There is a common misconception that Porkins has arrived... I'm with Derm

Maybe, maybe not but he has one medal that many players do not have.

 

[scottwade]

According to Derm, Tomma-Pork has played 3 good games in his career.

Gotta say it's not a bad return.

2 premierships from 3 good games.

 

[Brown n Gold]

gonna be soooooo good watching him tear apart Hawthorn in RD2 and slot through 7 goals

Poor Dermott should have kept his botox-ridden gob shut!

7 goals ROFLMAO

Selwood is more likely to play a quarter without getting paid a free kick

 

[Lord Rod]

Yawn....

 

[Brown n Gold]

Yawn....

Hawks v's Geelong shitfight >>>>>>>>>>>>>> West Coast v's Freo snorefest

 

[royals1922]

FFS another example ofa premiership cup envy thread by a Hawks supporter.......

 

[DTRAIN87]

Hawkins has still played more good games than Cyril .

 

[Brown n Gold]

FFS another example ofa premiership cup envy thread by a Hawks supporter.......

Not at all, Geelong deserved the flag last year, beat us 3 times and were far too good for the Pies on GF day.

However the thread is about Tomma-Pork and his reputation as an average to half decent key forward that is in question.

 

[winty]

According to the 2012 AFL Prospectus, Hawkins averaged 4 contested marks per game from Round 14 on (which was when he was played as a permanent forward), which was number 1 in the league over that time, and had 7 contested marks in the grand final, which is the most ever recorded in a grand final. He also booted multiple goals in 8 of his last 9 games too.

Stats would seem to suggest that Hawkins has indeed arrived.

 

[Brown n Gold]

Hawkins has still played more good games than Cyril .

I LOL'ed

Brownlow votes
Rioli 17
Hawkins 2

 

[muttweed]

Same old shit. Yawn.

Yes he is a bit...curvy. And yeh he has only started to come good. So?

I'm hoping for the sake and survival of the Bay that the next Geelong thread by a Hawks supporter will be less boring than this one.

Give us your best, guys.

 

[Wish Wellingtons]

According to Derm

Stopped reading here

 

[Franc de Borges]

Average players elevate their standing with great deeds in finals. Do you know anything about football?

Hawks fans should be thankful that they choked in the Prelim. The Cats would have ended this ongoing shitfight in emphatic fashion on GF day. At least this way you can pretend that they still care.

No doubt that's why you guys like Clangermakers. He saved you eternal embarrassment.

 

[Skeppersap]

I LOL'ed

Brownlow votes
Rioli 17
Hawkins 2

Brownlow Medals:

Shane Woewoden 1
Luke Hodge 0
Sam Mitchell 0
Cyril Rioli 0
Lance Franklin 0

Therefore, according to your logic, Woewoden was better than Hodge, Mitchell, Rioli and Franklin combined.

 

[Scott Emberton]

OP has a point. while Hawkins had a day out on a bloke who shouldn't have played over his career he has been very disappointing player

 

[Lord Rod]

Hawks v's Geelong shitfight >>>>>>>>>>>>>> West Coast v's Freo snorefest

Yawn..

 

[Geelong Dynasty]

Derm was one of the biggest .... heads going around, it's caught up with the old bloke.

 

[CaptainChardonnay]

Have hawks fans realised yet that they had their chance for multiple premierships but it's now gone?

Just asking.

 

[Brown n Gold]

Brownlow Medals:

Shane Woewoden 1
Luke Hodge 0
Sam Mitchell 0
Cyril Rioli 0
Lance Franklin 0

Therefore, according to your logic, Woewoden was better than Hodge, Mitchell, Rioli and Franklin combined.

LOL far from it champ...

Career Votes like we did for Rioli and Tomma-Pork

Mitchell 128
Hodge 86
Franklin 65
Woewodin 57
Rioli 17

Ever been pwned??