Given the way the game is going with all the rule changes, the recruitment of players from different sporting codes and vulgar amounts of money given to the new clubs comming in I thought I might put this Future Commentary Transcript together.
If you can mimic the different commentators voices in your mind it will definately add to the enjoyment I hope you get from it.
Dennis Cometti: So here we folks for the clash between the West Coast Eagles and West Sydney. Referee Mortimus Snerd blows his whistle for the tip off. It’s Steve Hooker v Naitanui to contest in the ruck. Hooker gets up very high with his pole but Naitanui still gets over the top of him for the tap down to Kerr.
Bruce McAvaney: He’s a freak Dennis
Dennis Cometti: Certainly is Bruce. So it’s Kerr then with the quick handball towards Priddis but the ball spills to the ground. Coming through for West Sydney is Wayne Rooney who dribbles the ball and then puts in a great cross towards the left wing position. Folau picks up the ball. Ebert runs straight at him but gets the don’t argue, Hurn now runs at Folau but also gets the don’t argue, Folau now with the backwards pass to Hussain Bolt who on the 50 metre line runs to goal square breaking the 4.02 second world record and casually kicks a goal.
Bruce McAvaney: Ahh great goal by Bolt who is now doing a lap of honour and throwing his boots into the crowd. SPECIAL!!!!!!!!!!
Dennis Cometti: That’s right Bruce, the AFL have given West Sydney a special Boots Fund so that Bolt can throw them to the crowd after every goal he kicks.
Rex Hunt: So the ball boy throws another ball to referee Mortimus Snerd who has name that even I can’t put a spin on. Up goes the air conveyance, up goes Steve Hooker higher than Joe Cocker but its Naitanui again who out jumps him from a standing start.
Bruce McAvaney: He’s a freak Rex.
Rex Hunt: Thank you very much, Naitanui then with the tap but intercepted by Roger Federer. FED A RURRR gets rid of the ball with a great fore kick down the line where it’s scooped up on the half volley by Lewis Hamilton, Hamilton through his visor looks up and sees Tiger Woods in the centre square fairway and steers the ball in his direction. Take it away Dennis.
Dennis Cometti: Woods then with the ball sees Chris Judd by himself near the 20 man interchange bunker and chips the ball beautifully onto his chest and dare I say it Bruce.
Bruce McAvaney: Go on Bruce, say it.
Dennis Cometti: It was centre metre perfect.
Bruce McAvaney: What do you think of Tiger Woods Wallsey?
Robert Walls: He’s a little beauty isn’t he Bruce?
Bruce McAvaney: Oh he is DELICIOUS!!!!
Rex Hunt: Judd then for West Sydney who after great careers with West Coast, Carlton and Gold Coast looks up the field and kicks a spinning mongrel, finger breaking punt towards the pocket but it goes out of bounds.
Dennis Cometti: Interesting character Chris Judd who now with his fourth club ensures us all that he doesn’t do it for just for the money and at age 48 I tend to believe him. What do you think Wallsey?
Robert Walls: He’s a little beauty isn’t he Dennis.
Dennis Cometti: Back to the game then, Glass throws the ball back into play, sharked magnificently by Wayne Rooney who instantly gets a good hip and shoulder from Beau Walters and goes to ground, rolls 25 times while clutching his ankle and the right side of his head and the referee stops play. I don’t know what to make of that, what do you think Rex?
Rex Hunt: Well I think if Wayne ‘don’t call me Carey’ Rooney keeps it up well lets just get the curtain and the shot gun and put the poor boy down.
Dennis Cometti: The Curtain and shot gun are coming out now as we speak Rex but Rooney has made a miraculous recovery and literally sprints back to his position.
Robert Walls: He’s a little beauty isn’t he Dennis.
Rex Hunt: So referee Mortimus Snerd who has name that even I can’t put a spin on bounces the air conveyance. Coming over the top for West Sydney is James Lebron who taps it into the path of Michael Clark and the Pup straight drives a big 6 pointer.
Ritchie Benaud: Great shot that
If you can mimic the different commentators voices in your mind it will definately add to the enjoyment I hope you get from it.
Dennis Cometti: So here we folks for the clash between the West Coast Eagles and West Sydney. Referee Mortimus Snerd blows his whistle for the tip off. It’s Steve Hooker v Naitanui to contest in the ruck. Hooker gets up very high with his pole but Naitanui still gets over the top of him for the tap down to Kerr.
Bruce McAvaney: He’s a freak Dennis
Dennis Cometti: Certainly is Bruce. So it’s Kerr then with the quick handball towards Priddis but the ball spills to the ground. Coming through for West Sydney is Wayne Rooney who dribbles the ball and then puts in a great cross towards the left wing position. Folau picks up the ball. Ebert runs straight at him but gets the don’t argue, Hurn now runs at Folau but also gets the don’t argue, Folau now with the backwards pass to Hussain Bolt who on the 50 metre line runs to goal square breaking the 4.02 second world record and casually kicks a goal.
Bruce McAvaney: Ahh great goal by Bolt who is now doing a lap of honour and throwing his boots into the crowd. SPECIAL!!!!!!!!!!
Dennis Cometti: That’s right Bruce, the AFL have given West Sydney a special Boots Fund so that Bolt can throw them to the crowd after every goal he kicks.
Rex Hunt: So the ball boy throws another ball to referee Mortimus Snerd who has name that even I can’t put a spin on. Up goes the air conveyance, up goes Steve Hooker higher than Joe Cocker but its Naitanui again who out jumps him from a standing start.
Bruce McAvaney: He’s a freak Rex.
Rex Hunt: Thank you very much, Naitanui then with the tap but intercepted by Roger Federer. FED A RURRR gets rid of the ball with a great fore kick down the line where it’s scooped up on the half volley by Lewis Hamilton, Hamilton through his visor looks up and sees Tiger Woods in the centre square fairway and steers the ball in his direction. Take it away Dennis.
Dennis Cometti: Woods then with the ball sees Chris Judd by himself near the 20 man interchange bunker and chips the ball beautifully onto his chest and dare I say it Bruce.
Bruce McAvaney: Go on Bruce, say it.
Dennis Cometti: It was centre metre perfect.
Bruce McAvaney: What do you think of Tiger Woods Wallsey?
Robert Walls: He’s a little beauty isn’t he Bruce?
Bruce McAvaney: Oh he is DELICIOUS!!!!
Rex Hunt: Judd then for West Sydney who after great careers with West Coast, Carlton and Gold Coast looks up the field and kicks a spinning mongrel, finger breaking punt towards the pocket but it goes out of bounds.
Dennis Cometti: Interesting character Chris Judd who now with his fourth club ensures us all that he doesn’t do it for just for the money and at age 48 I tend to believe him. What do you think Wallsey?
Robert Walls: He’s a little beauty isn’t he Dennis.
Dennis Cometti: Back to the game then, Glass throws the ball back into play, sharked magnificently by Wayne Rooney who instantly gets a good hip and shoulder from Beau Walters and goes to ground, rolls 25 times while clutching his ankle and the right side of his head and the referee stops play. I don’t know what to make of that, what do you think Rex?
Rex Hunt: Well I think if Wayne ‘don’t call me Carey’ Rooney keeps it up well lets just get the curtain and the shot gun and put the poor boy down.
Dennis Cometti: The Curtain and shot gun are coming out now as we speak Rex but Rooney has made a miraculous recovery and literally sprints back to his position.
Robert Walls: He’s a little beauty isn’t he Dennis.
Rex Hunt: So referee Mortimus Snerd who has name that even I can’t put a spin on bounces the air conveyance. Coming over the top for West Sydney is James Lebron who taps it into the path of Michael Clark and the Pup straight drives a big 6 pointer.
Ritchie Benaud: Great shot that
