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Since JoshWoodenSpoon disgracefully melted his way out of the SFA the Bears captaincy has been a poisoned chalice, first the much loved Test Tickle tried and failed to overcome the shame of his predecessor, now MWPP attempts to ride this sinking ship out of muddied waters, as ever with the Bears their gambles are coming back to bite them.
SFA hardman and troublemaker Metalcrusher has been outspoken of his criticism of what many have described as the ‘sanitisation of the SFA’, putting him at odds with his captain. In a fit of rebellion Metalcrusher has been regularly seen in Abdu prison and many have him touted as the next Bombers captain.
My inside sources at the Bombers tell me they are eagerly awaiting his return home to the prison, where he will bring leadership and experience and help to fill the void left by Santoz.
When questioned about this Metalcrusher meekly replied ‘I’ll be getting you across to ruck’. Many are wondering if MWPP is pushing Crushy out of the door for his rebellious streak or if renowned mobbs boss tony is using his connections to push him out of the door, Or whether swordsman guero has threatened to slay him himself.
Metalcrusher doesn't like being coddled
In the midst of it all, I Dont Care has continued to bring his violent rhetoric across to the dumpster of the hippodrome, after TJASTA sold IDontCare cat piss for what he thought was whiskey IDontCare has repeatedly shown up at the hippodrome with a baseball bat. Fortunately for all involved these threats have been empty and only exist to indicate the physical and psychological damage that drinking cow piss caused Idontcare.
Idontcare also loiters around the dumpsters to pester Ned_Flanders, we can only assume this reflects his jealousy of Ned’s conjugal connection to the Hoff.
As we can see the issues at the Bears are deeply rooted and so I ask you the discerning reader, whether this franchise has a future in the SFA if their vice captain and yet another leader leaves their club?
Troubled times ahead, watch this space...
SFA hardman and troublemaker Metalcrusher has been outspoken of his criticism of what many have described as the ‘sanitisation of the SFA’, putting him at odds with his captain. In a fit of rebellion Metalcrusher has been regularly seen in Abdu prison and many have him touted as the next Bombers captain.
My inside sources at the Bombers tell me they are eagerly awaiting his return home to the prison, where he will bring leadership and experience and help to fill the void left by Santoz.
When questioned about this Metalcrusher meekly replied ‘I’ll be getting you across to ruck’. Many are wondering if MWPP is pushing Crushy out of the door for his rebellious streak or if renowned mobbs boss tony is using his connections to push him out of the door, Or whether swordsman guero has threatened to slay him himself.
Metalcrusher doesn't like being coddled
In the midst of it all, I Dont Care has continued to bring his violent rhetoric across to the dumpster of the hippodrome, after TJASTA sold IDontCare cat piss for what he thought was whiskey IDontCare has repeatedly shown up at the hippodrome with a baseball bat. Fortunately for all involved these threats have been empty and only exist to indicate the physical and psychological damage that drinking cow piss caused Idontcare.
Idontcare also loiters around the dumpsters to pester Ned_Flanders, we can only assume this reflects his jealousy of Ned’s conjugal connection to the Hoff.
As we can see the issues at the Bears are deeply rooted and so I ask you the discerning reader, whether this franchise has a future in the SFA if their vice captain and yet another leader leaves their club?
Troubled times ahead, watch this space...
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