Official Match Thread Season 37 - Round 4 - Las Vegas Bears v Fighting Furies at The Stadium in the Sky

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All right Furies, remember the game plan.

And if you do, you're delisted as you're too intelligent for this club.

We've got one mission today, and that is to just get another loss secured so we can avoid finals and get an early start to the off-season. If it gets too hard out there, remember the end of season trip we're all working for. Lie back, and think of Frankston.
James, if the Furies win today I will personally send you all on an end of season cruise. It's a top of the line cruise ship cause I have never received a complaint.

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Match commencing shortly ... LVB v FUR

Rich (BB code):
                       FUR
RookiePick                  JoshWoodenSpoon          Tommycash
Toump Ass                   ShaunDuggan              JyeDye

Dingster                    Chipmunk                 tony
Pickitt                     Feraligatr               The Cryptkeeper

Matera92                    RonnieRaven              Art Vandelay_
Frederico_WA                Frothies Mcveigh         Edmund hunt

Shadow Man                  JoseMourinho             Electronic_Renaissance
omgfridge                   James Colorado           SplintWhisky

Jezmiester40                Cap                      MWPP
rfctigerarmy                Chronz                   Sab22
                            LVB

LVB Foll : Test Tickle, Millky95, Tandy
FUR Foll : NaturalDisaster, crazywildhorse, Shueygod

LVB INT : kane249, Senor M
FUR INT : Rioli8217, Grockadoc

PLAYERS TO WATCH :
LAS VEGAS BEARS: <none>
FIGHTING FURIES: <none>

[RD 4], Conditions for this match - CLOUDY
 
1 : 0 {C} - Both ruckmen fooled by a rare decent bounce up.
1 : .08 {lW} - Frederico_WA breaks free and has found some space.
1 : .12 {lW} - Crunching tackle by Matera92.
1 : .14 {rW} - Matera92 with all the time in the world.
1 : .18 {CHF} - A kick towards JoseMourinho territory.
1 : .22 {CHF} - JoseMourinho slips at the crucial moment and its marked by James Colorado.
1 : .26 {CHB} - Taking the ball is James Colorado.
1 : .3 {CHB} - JoseMourinho sews James Colorado up in a fantastic tackle.
1 : .33 {CHF} - JoseMourinho through heavy traffic.
1 : .37 {rHFF} - Passes to Shadow Man by hand.
1 : .4 {CHF} - JoseMourinho screaming for the ball - and he is heard.
1 : .45 {CHF} - The umpire calls play on.
1 : .47 {CHF} - With the ball is JoseMourinho.
1 : .51 {rFP} - Jezmiester40 presents.
1 : .55 {rFP} - Over the head of Jezmiester40.
1 : .59 {FB} - Chronz with all the time in the world.
1 : 1.01 {FB} - He has time to take a bounce.
1 : 1.06 {lHBF} - Kicks in the direction of omgfridge
1 : 1.1 {lHBF} - But straight to Shadow Man.
1 : 1.14 {rHFF} - Shadow Man breaks a tackle and is off.
1 : 1.16 {CHF} - A lookaway handpass to JoseMourinho.
1 : 1.2 {CHF} - Gets a handpass away to Millky95.
1 : 1.24 {CHF} - Now has it got the carry?.
1 : 1.28 {CHF} - Misses - no wait! Its a goal!.
LAS VEGAS BEARS : 1.0.6
FIGHTING FURIES : 0.0.0

1 : 1.3 {C} - Two-handed smash out of the ruck by NaturalDisaster
1 : 2.22 {lW} - Who wants it? Frederico_WA does. Great stuff.
1 : 2.22 {lW} - Someone call an ambulance for Frederico_WA. Matera92 lined him up and did the job well.
1 : 2.22 {lW} - Art Vandelay_ turns on the afterburners - look at him go.
1 : 2.22 {C} - Handpass over the shoulder to RonnieRaven.
1 : 2.22 {C} - Frothies Mcveigh monsters RonnieRaven.
1 : 2.22 {lW} - Now Frederico_WA has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 2.22 {lW} - He has time to take a bounce.
1 : 2.22 {lW} - Crunching tackle by Matera92.
1 : 2.22 {lW} - Art Vandelay_ with a little space.
1 : 2.22 {rHFF} - A bit of a miskick.
1 : 2.22 {rHFF} - Atrocious kick. Not even kilometre perfect.
1 : 2.22 {lHBF} - The ball is now with omgfridge.
1 : 2.22 {rW} - He sends the ball to Edmund hunt.
1 : 2.26 {rW} - Poor effort Art Vandelay_. Edmund hunt takes the mark.
1 : 2.3 {rW} - Edmund hunt to send the ball forward.
1 : 2.32 {lW} - He beckons for a lead.
1 : 2.36 {lW} - Matera92 drops an absolute sitter.
1 : 2.4 {rW} - With the ball is Matera92.
1 : 2.44 {C} - He kicks across the ground towards RonnieRaven.
1 : 2.46 {C} - Too strong RonnieRaven.
1 : 2.5 {C} - With the ball is RonnieRaven.
1 : 2.54 {C} - RonnieRaven sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
1 : 2.58 {lW} - Quick hands to Art Vandelay_ under pressure.
1 : 3.02 {rHFF} - Hurried kick towards Shadow Man.
1 : 3.05 {rHFF} - Shadow Man can't take it.
1 : 3.09 {rHFF} - Shadow Man picks it up on the bounce.
1 : 3.13 {lHFF} - Flicks it to Electronic_Renaissance.
1 : 3.17 {FF} - He gets his kick away.
1 : 3.19 {FF} - Chronz comes in from the side to intercept.
1 : 3.24 {FB} - Not enough pressure on Chronz.
1 : 3.28 {FB} - Chronz has time to take a bounce.
1 : 3.32 {rBP} - Handpass to space. Sab22 runs onto it.
1 : 3.34 {CHB} - He gets his kick away.
1 : 3.38 {CHB} - James Colorado at the back of the pack takes the mark!.
1 : 3.42 {CHB} - James Colorado with the ball now.
1 : 3.46 {lHBF} - Handballs over the top to omgfridge.
1 : 3.48 {C} - That's a real finger-breaker in the direction of Frothies Mcveigh.
1 : 3.52 {C} - Great mark! No! The umpire calls play on.
1 : 3.57 {C} - RonnieRaven with the ball now.
1 : 4 {lW} - He gets a handpass to Art Vandelay_.
1 : 4.04 {lW} - He has time to take a bounce.
1 : 4.07 {lW} - Millky95 receives his handpass.
1 : 4.1 {lW} - That's a fantasic tackle by crazywildhorse
1 : 4.15 {rW} - Edmund hunt to send the ball forward.
1 : 4.17 {rW} - Ooof. Art Vandelay_ blindsides Edmund hunt and I heard that from here.
1 : 4.21 {rW} - Matera92 sucks it up like a dustbuster and he's off and running.
1 : 4.25 {rW} - Frederico_WA might be in trouble with the tribunal after that tackle on Matera92. Play on is the call.
1 : 4.3 {lW} - Frederico_WA breaks a tackle and is off.
1 : 4.34 {CHF} - Feraligatr on the end of this.
1 : 4.35 {CHF} - Feraligatr sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
1 : 4.4 {lHFF} - Pickitt screaming for the ball - and he is heard.
1 : 4.44 {lHFF} - Pickitt is the target but he's outplayed by Dingster.
1 : 4.48 {lHBF} - tony takes them on.
1 : 4.5 {lHBF} - Hold on ....
1 : 4.54 - <<< Tommycash is trading places with RonnieRaven >>>
1 : 5.02 {lHBF} - tony with the ball now.
1 : 5.04 {rW} - Gets onto his preferred foot and boots it long.
1 : 5.09 {rW} - The ball spills free.
1 : 5.12 {rW} - Running with the ball is Matera92.
1 : 5.17 {rW} - Matera92 sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
1 : 5.19 {rW} - A quick handpass to Millky95.
1 : 5.23 {rW} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
1 : 5.27 {rW} - Brought down by Frederico_WA.
1 : 5.31 {rW} - Now Edmund hunt has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 5.33 {rW} - Someone call an ambulance for Edmund hunt. Art Vandelay_ lined him up and did the job well.
1 : 5.37 {C} - A bit of space for Tommycash to utilise.
1 : 5.41 {C} - Frothies Mcveigh sews him up!.
1 : 5.46 {C} - Frothies Mcveigh with the ball now.
1 : 5.49 {C} - Frothies Mcveigh bounces the ball.
1 : 5.52 {rW} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
1 : 5.56 {rW} - Got to be a throw - and that's how the umpire sees it.
1 : 6 {lW} - The ball is now with Art Vandelay_.
1 : 6.04 {lW} - Handballs over the top to Millky95.
1 : 6.06 {C} - A short kick to Tommycash.
1 : 6.1 {C} - Spoilt by Frothies Mcveigh.
1 : 6.15 {C} - Nobody's checking Tommycash.
1 : 6.19 {C} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
1 : 6.2 {C} - Ooof. Frothies Mcveigh blindsides Tommycash and I heard that from here.
1 : 6.25 {C} - Frothies Mcveigh hits the ground running.
1 : 6.29 {C} - Almost a throw to Shueygod.
1 : 6.33 {C} - Long handpass to the running crazywildhorse.
1 : 6.35 {C} - Brought down by Millky95.
1 : 6.39 {C} - Tommycash picks it up on the bounce.
1 : 6.43 {rHFF} - A flat punt.
1 : 6.48 {rHFF} - All up but nobody can take the mark.
1 : 6.52 {rHFF} - Shadow Man assessing what lies ahead of him.
1 : 6.54 {rFP} - Passes to Jezmiester40 by hand.
1 : 6.58 {rFP} - Jezmiester40 flat out refuses to lower his eyes.
1 : 7.02 {rFP} - Just shaves the post - one behind to Jezmiester40.
LAS VEGAS BEARS : 1.1.7
FIGHTING FURIES : 0.0.0
 
1 : 7.08 {FB} - Chronz takes off.
1 : 7.12 {FB} - OOOOOOOooohh... Cap has poleaxed Chronz.
1 : 7.16 {FF} - Cap through heavy traffic.
1 : 7.2 {FF} - Cap is crunched in a tackle.
1 : 7.22 {rBP} - Sab22 has possession.
1 : 7.26 {rBP} - Handpass over the shoulder to crazywildhorse.
1 : 7.31 {rHBF} - Passes to Shueygod by hand.
1 : 7.35 {rHBF} - Fires out the handpass to crazywildhorse.
1 : 7.37 {C} - Kicks in the direction of Frothies Mcveigh.
1 : 7.41 {C} - Tommycash did enough to prevent a mark being taken.
1 : 7.45 {C} - Frothies Mcveigh assessing what lies ahead of him.
1 : 7.49 {CHF} - Long handpass to the running Feraligatr.
1 : 7.51 {lFP} - He involves Toump Ass in the play.
1 : 7.55 {lFP} - Crunching tackle by RookiePick.
1 : 8 {FB} - JoshWoodenSpoon takes them on.
1 : 8.04 {FB} - Crunching tackle by ShaunDuggan.
1 : 8.07 {FF} - ShaunDuggan takes off.
1 : 8.1 {FF} - ShaunDuggan opens up the goalface.
1 : 8.14 {FF} - ShaunDuggan gives some to the crowd after that goal.
LAS VEGAS BEARS : 1.1.7
FIGHTING FURIES : 1.0.6

1 : 8.18 {C} - Textbook ruckwork from Test Tickle.
1 : 8.24 {C} - With the ball is Tommycash.
1 : 8.28 {C} - Great bump by Frothies Mcveigh. Tommycash has not moved.
1 : 8.33 {C} - Frothies Mcveigh assessing what lies ahead of him.
1 : 8.37 {lW} - A long looping handpass to Frederico_WA.
1 : 8.38 {lW} - Frederico_WA sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
1 : 8.43 {lHFF} - He has another one.
1 : 8.47 {lHFF} - What a tackle.
1 : 8.51 {lHBF} - Running with the ball is tony.
1 : 8.53 {lHBF} - No-look handpass to Tandy.
1 : 8.57 {C} - His kick is hurried - in the direction of Tommycash.
1 : 9.01 {C} - Tommycash is caught under pressure and knocks the ball forward.
1 : 9.06 {C} - The ball is now with Frothies Mcveigh.
1 : 9.07 {C} - Long shot at goal from Frothies Mcveigh.
1 : 9.11 {C} - Runs in - oh he should have steadied there.
LAS VEGAS BEARS : 1.1.7
FIGHTING FURIES : 1.1.7
 

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Feels like a repeat of last week tony - I was clearly silently dropped /injured in the warmup as I still haven't been seen

On the other hand Millky95 seems to be continuing his form from recent games
 
1 : 9.2 {FB} - RonnieRaven wants to get on with proceedings.
1 : 9.23 {FB} - RonnieRaven has time to take a bounce.
1 : 9.26 {FB} - Quick hands to Tandy.
1 : 9.3 {lHBF} - Searching pass in the direction of tony.
1 : 9.34 {lHBF} - The Cryptkeeper upset the marking attempt by tony.
1 : 9.36 {lHBF} - tony signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 9.4 {CHB} - A short kick to Chipmunk.
1 : 9.45 {CHB} - Great mark! No! The umpire calls play on.
1 : 9.49 {CHB} - Taking the ball is Chipmunk.
1 : 9.53 {CHB} - Chipmunk takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
1 : 9.55 {CHB} - Chipmunk is crunched in a tackle.
1 : 9.59 {CHF} - The ball is now with Feraligatr.
1 : 10.03 {CHF} - Feraligatr takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
1 : 10.07 {FF} - Feraligatr's taken another bounce.
1 : 10.09 {FF} - JoshWoodenSpoon gets enough of a grip to dislodge the ball.
1 : 10.13 {FB} - JoshWoodenSpoon with a little space.
1 : 10.18 {FB} - JoshWoodenSpoon nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
1 : 10.22 {rHBF} - He gets his kick away.
1 : 10.25 {rHBF} - Dingster can't take it.
1 : 10.28 {lHFF} - Pickitt signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 10.32 {lHFF} - Pickitt has a bounce.
1 : 10.36 {lHFF} - OOOOOOOooohh... Dingster has poleaxed Pickitt.
 
I have a reply to that, but it will get me banned.

And if I post it in gif form, it will get my next three accounts also banned.
One of these days we need to see Bay13 JC over here ... before you turn into the Co-Captain Who Cried Banned 😂
 
1 : 10.25 {rHBF} - Dingster can't take it.
1 : 10.28 {lHFF} - Pickitt signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 10.32 {lHFF} - Pickitt has a bounce.
1 : 10.36 {lHFF} - OOOOOOOooohh... @Dingster has poleaxed Pickitt.
Poor Pickitt , not sure you'll be translating much for Dingster for the rest of this game
 
1 : 10.38 {rHBF} - Dingster breaks free and has found some space.
1 : 10.42 {rHBF} - A long looping handpass to Tandy.
1 : 10.46 {lHBF} - Flicks it to tony.
1 : 10.51 {C} - Kicks to a contest - Tommycash looks to get to thre front.
1 : 10.55 {C} - Frothies Mcveigh is in the way and will mark.
1 : 10.56 {C} - Frothies Mcveigh slowing down the play.
1 : 11.01 {rW} - Sees Edmund hunt out of the corner of his eye.
1 : 11.05 {rW} - Edmund huntaleunko!.
1 : 11.09 {rW} - Edmund hunt has it. What can he do with it?.
1 : 11.11 {CHF} - A hospital kick.
1 : 11.15 {CHF} - Here's a chance for an opportunist rover.
1 : 11.19 {rHBF} - Dingster has it.
1 : 11.23 {lHBF} - tony runs past and takes the handpass.
1 : 11.25 {C} - Long raking kick in the direction of Tommycash.
1 : 11.3 {C} - Tommycash brushes Frothies Mcveigh aside and takes the mark.
1 : 11.34 {C} - With the ball is Tommycash.
1 : 11.38 {C} - Handballs over the top to Millky95.
1 : 11.4 {rW} - Quick hands to Matera92.
1 : 11.44 {lHFF} - Throws it onto his boot.
1 : 11.48 {lHFF} - Electronic_Renaissance appeals for the mark but play on's the call.
1 : 11.52 {rHBF} - SplintWhisky slowing down the play.
1 : 11.54 {lW} - Fires out the handpass to Frederico_WA.
1 : 11.58 {lW} - NaturalDisaster runs past and takes the handpass.
1 : 12.03 {lW} - Almost a throw to Frederico_WA.
1 : 12.07 {lW} - crazywildhorse receives his handpass.
1 : 12.11 {C} - A lookaway handpass to Frothies Mcveigh.
1 : 12.13 {lW} - Long handpass to the running Frederico_WA.
1 : 12.17 {lW} - Flicks it to crazywildhorse.
1 : 12.21 {rHFF} - He kicks off the wrong boot.
1 : 12.25 {rHFF} - tony must wash his hands in superglue. Astonishing mark.
1 : 12.27 {lHBF} - tony wants to get on with proceedings.
1 : 12.31 {rW} - A kick in the general direction of Matera92.
1 : 12.36 {rW} - Frederico_WA claims the mark but its play on.
1 : 12.4 {rW} - Matera92 turns on the afterburners - look at him go.
1 : 12.41 - <<< Grockadoc is coming on to replace omgfridge >>>
1 : 12.5 {rW} - A bit of space for Matera92 to utilise.
1 : 12.54 {rW} - Crunching tackle by Frederico_WA.
1 : 12.56 {lW} - Frederico_WA tucks the ball under his arm and scoots away.
1 : 13 {lW} - Fires out the handpass to crazywildhorse.
1 : 13.04 {lW} - A poor handpass but NaturalDisaster is up to the challenge.
1 : 13.08 {CHF} - He chooses the sensible option - to kick it long.
1 : 13.1 {CHF} - Feraligatr slides in and takes the mark.
1 : 13.15 {CHF} - Now Feraligatr has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 13.19 {CHF} - He has a bounce.
1 : 13.23 {lHFF} - He transfers play using Pickitt.
1 : 13.27 {lHFF} - Pickitt spills the mark.
1 : 13.29 {lHFF} - Pickitt with a little space.
1 : 13.33 {CHF} - Spears a kick towards Feraligatr.
1 : 13.37 {CHF} - Straight down the throat of the leading Feraligatr.
1 : 13.41 {CHF} - Feraligatr with the ball now.
1 : 13.44 {lHFF} - He kicks sideways towards Pickitt.
1 : 13.48 {lHFF} - Pickitt has surprised even himself by taking the mark.
1 : 13.52 {lHFF} - So Pickitt ... with a moment to digest his options.
1 : 13.56 {lHFF} - Pickitt runs into Dingster and is getting up very slowly.
1 : 13.58 {rHBF} - Dingster sizes the options in front of him.
1 : 14.02 - <<< Rioli8217 is coming on to replace rfctigerarmy >>>
1 : 14.1 {rHBF} - Taking the ball is Dingster.
1 : 14.12 {lW} - Hoofs it forward..
1 : 14.16 {lW} - Edmund hunt upset the marking attempt by Art Vandelay_.
1 : 14.21 {lW} - Running with the ball is Art Vandelay_.
1 : 14.25 {lW} - Hands it off to Millky95.
1 : 14.29 {rW} - Matera92 screaming for the ball - and he is heard.
1 : 14.31 {rW} - No mark taken as Matera92 and Frederico_WA wrestle for position.
1 : 14.35 {rW} - Who wants it? Matera92 does. Great stuff.
1 : 14.39 {lHFF} - A flat punt.
1 : 14.41 {lHFF} - No mark taken as Electronic_Renaissance and SplintWhisky wrestle for position.
1 : 14.46 {rHBF} - SplintWhisky threads his way through traffic.
1 : 14.49 {C} - He tries to find Frothies Mcveigh with a chip pass.
1 : 14.53 {C} - Oh a turnover. The kick is marked by Tommycash.
1 : 14.58 {lW} - Art Vandelay_ streaming down the ground.
1 : 15 {CHF} - Kicks with his non-preferred side.
1 : 15.04 {CHF} - JoseMourinho appeals for the mark but play on's the call.
1 : 15.08 {CHF} - JoseMourinho sucks it up like a dustbuster and he's off and running.
1 : 15.12 {rHFF} - Handpasses to Shadow Man.
1 : 15.14 {FF} - He just bombs away in the direction of Cap and Chronz.
1 : 15.18 {FF} - But he picks out Chronz.
1 : 15.22 {FB} - Chronz with a little space.
1 : 15.26 {FB} - Chronz crunched by Cap! Chronz very slow to get up.
1 : 15.28 {lFP} - MWPP streaming down the ground.
1 : 15.33 {lFP} - MWPP takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
1 : 15.37 {lFP} - MWPP - about 45 metres and not much angle.
1 : 15.41 {lFP} - All clear from the umpire. Its a goal.
LAS VEGAS BEARS : 2.1.13
FIGHTING FURIES : 1.1.7
 
1 : 15.26 {FB} - Chronz crunched by Cap! Chronz very slow to get up.
1 : 15.28 {lFP} - MWPP streaming down the ground.
1 : 15.33 {lFP} - MWPP takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
1 : 15.37 {lFP} - @MWPP - about 45 metres and not much angle.
1 : 15.41 {lFP} - All clear from the umpire. Its a goal.
LAS VEGAS BEARS : 2.1.13
FIGHTING FURIES : 1.1.7
Thanks for setting that up with your monster tackle Cap - doing the team thing alongside your bags as always

I nearly made a meal of it but fortunately split the sticks
 

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