Official Match Thread Season 37, Round 3 – Heritage Round - Las Vegas Bears v Gold City Royals at The Stadium in the Sky

[Cap]

Age old classic question: Does a bear s**t in the woods?

A bear is always s**t at home

We got this Royals

 

[Footypie32]

Age old classic question: Does a bear s**t in the woods?

A bear is always s**t at home

We got this Royals

Wear your longs stops Royals...

 

[grumbleguts]

Learn to read bud

You are far better off telling his handler to learn to read, they'd be the ones reading it to him.

 

[grumbleguts]

Age old classic question: Does a bear s**t in the woods?

A bear is always s**t at home

We got this Royals

I used to combine these,

Can you bowl? Combine does a bear sh!t in the woods? with Is the Pope catholic?

And answer "Does the pope sh!t in the woods?"

 

[Senor M]

Mentioning my name in PMs with Mods when I hurt your feelings doesn’t count as a PM from me, Numbnuts.

If you feel the need to insult me personally, can you at least make your response original mate?

 

[Footypie32]

I used to combine these,

Can you bowl? Combine does a bear sh!t in the woods? with Is the Pope catholic?

And answer "Does the pope sh!t in the woods?"

I was able to meet the Pope once, at a day spa.

I asked him how he liked the facilities and said they were so good they made him feel like a young boy again.

I asked how old exactly.

He replied: "I'm not fussy. Whatever's available, really".

 

[Cadsky]

If you feel the need to insult me personally, can you at least make your response original mate?

Poor old jabjab doesn't have many friends in this thread

 

[grumbleguts]

I was able to meet the Pope once, at a day spa.

I asked him how he liked the facilities and said they were so good they made him feel like a young boy again.

I asked how old exactly.

He replied: "I'm not fussy. Whatever's available, really".

I said he was looking old. He said you're only as old as the boy you feel.

Then the building started burning down.

I said "We'd better get the kids out."

His Lawyer said "F**k the kids!"

He asked "Do you think there's time?"

 

[RonnieRaven]

Let’s get in to the groove bears!
We’ve knocked the rust off
Royals are known to do * all and sleep with each other
The games there for the taking!

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

Carn

 

[Cadsky]

 

[RonnieRaven]

What is the number 1 reason for a day off work in Australia?

Celebrating a win in a game of qooty!
I’ve already booked in a day off for tomorrow

 

[Cadsky]

It's a Royals attack!

 

[grumbleguts]

View attachment 1908007

Bad eyesight?

Sorry boss I won't be attending today, there's something wrong with my eyesight?

Really? Oh no! Are you going blind?

No, I just can't see myself coming into work today.

 

[philreich]

Qooty Commentary File - QOOTY (Quick Footy) Version 10.5
Qooty Website - http://qooty.footypedia.com

Match commencing shortly ... LVB v GCR

                       GCR
RookiePick                  JoshWoodenSpoon          Tommycash
Ulahoopski                  Brenton Davy             Membling

Dingster                    Chipmunk                 tony
Pedro                       CakeEater                Nothing

Matera92                    RonnieRaven              Art Vandelay_
Footypie32                  Zevon                    Cadsky

Shadow Man                  JoseMourinho             Electronic_Renaissance
MrPremiership               nahnah                   Smartys Power

Jezmiester40                Cap                      MWPP
Bianconeri                  grumbleguts              hotchilli
                            LVB

LVB Foll : Test Tickle, Millky95, Tandy
GCR Foll : GreyCrow, SarahSmiles, krakouers

LVB INT : kane249, Senor M
GCR INT : projectv, Jhye Clark 13

PLAYERS TO WATCH :
Las Vegas Bears: <none>
Gold City Royals: <none>

[Round 3], Conditions for this match - WARM

 

[Brenton Davy]

This is grumbleguts at his computer after reading that. This is is mildly amused face

But he’s going internally berserk

 

[philreich]

1 : 0 {C} - Test Tickle knocks the ball down.
1 : .1 {rW} - Matera92 scoops up the ball.
1 : .14 {lW} - Handpass to space. Art Vandelay_ runs onto it.
1 : .18 {CHF} - A wobbly old kick.
1 : .22 {CHF} - nahnah reads the play better and marks.
1 : .26 {CHB} - nahnah with all the time in the world.
1 : .3 {CHB} - JoseMourinho smothers his kick.
1 : .34 {CHF} - Who wants it? JoseMourinho does. Great stuff.
1 : .38 {CHF} - nahnah sews JoseMourinho up in a fantastic tackle.
1 : .43 {CHB} - Running with the ball is nahnah.
1 : .47 - <<< kane249 is coming on to replace JoshWoodenSpoon >>>
1 : .55 {CHB} - nahnah scoops up the ball.
1 : .59 {rW} - He spots an option and kicks to Cadsky.
1 : 1.03 {rW} - Art Vandelay_ did enough to prevent a mark being taken.
1 : 1.07 {lW} - Art Vandelay_ takes off.
1 : 1.12 {rHFF} - A worm burner to Shadow Man.
1 : 1.16 {rHFF} - MrPremiership upset the marking attempt by Shadow Man.
1 : 1.2 {lHBF} - MrPremiership signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 1.23 {lHBF} - Someone call a dentist. MrPremiership has run into Shadow Man and is hurting.
1 : 1.28 {rHFF} - Shadow Man takes them on.
1 : 1.32 {FF} - He gets onto his right side and kicks to Cap.
1 : 1.36 {FF} - Atrocious kick. Not even kilometre perfect.
1 : 1.4 {FB} - grumbleguts threads his way through traffic.
1 : 1.45 {lBP} - A lookaway handpass to Bianconeri.
1 : 1.49 {FB} - He beckons for a lead.
1 : 1.52 {FB} - grumbleguts takes that parallel to the ground..
1 : 1.57 {FB} - grumbleguts to send the ball forward.
1 : 2.01 {rBP} - He kicks across the ground towards hotchilli.
1 : 2.07 {rBP} - No mark taken as hotchilli and MWPP wrestle for position.
1 : 2.11 {FF} - Now Cap has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 2.15 {FF} - A snap at goal ....
1 : 2.19 {FF} - And its straight through the middle.
Las Vegas Bears : 1.0.6
Gold City Royals : 0.0.0
1 : 2.24 {C} - That's a shocking bounce!.
1 : 3.07 {C} - Zevon hits the ground running.
1 : 3.07 {rHFF} - He spots an option and kicks to Nothing.
1 : 3.09 {rHFF} - Nothing and tony both holding each other. No mark.
1 : 3.09 {lHBF} - tony breaks free and has found some space.
1 : 3.09 {lHBF} - A slick handpass goes to Tandy.
1 : 3.09 {lHBF} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
1 : 3.09 {lW} - Tandy has another.
1 : 3.09 {rHFF} - He gets boot to ball immediately.
1 : 3.09 {rHFF} - The umpire calls play on.
1 : 3.09 {rHBF} - Smartys Power with the ball now.
1 : 3.13 {lHBF} - Sees MrPremiership out of the corner of his eye.
1 : 3.17 {lHBF} - The ball spills free.
1 : 3.21 {lHBF} - MrPremiership with a little space.
1 : 3.25 {rW} - He gets his kick away.
1 : 3.3 {rW} - Cadsky wrestles with Art Vandelay_ - and wins. Good mark.
1 : 3.34 {rW} - Cadsky looks downfield.
1 : 3.38 {lHFF} - He kicks towards Pedro and Dingster.
1 : 3.42 {lHFF} - The umpire calls play on.
1 : 3.46 {lHFF} - Pedro with some space now.
1 : 3.5 {lHFF} - OOOOOOOooohh... Dingster has poleaxed Pedro.
1 : 3.54 {rHBF} - Dingster breaks a tackle and is off.
1 : 3.58 {lHBF} - Handpasses to tony.
1 : 4.03 {rW} - A short kick to Matera92.
1 : 4.07 {rW} - Footypie32 drops an absolute sitter.
1 : 4.13 {rW} - Matera92 with some space now.
1 : 4.17 {rW} - Test Tickle on the end of this.
1 : 4.21 {rW} - Test Tickle has a bounce.
1 : 4.25 {rW} - Millky95 runs past and takes the handpass.
1 : 4.29 {rW} - Millky95 has time to take a bounce.
1 : 4.33 {lW} - He elects to use Art Vandelay_ and kicks in that direction.
1 : 4.37 {lW} - Art Vandelay_ and Cadsky both holding each other. No mark.
1 : 4.41 {lW} - A bit of space for Footypie32 to utilise.
1 : 4.46 {lW} - He has a bounce.
1 : 4.5 {C} - Quick hands to Zevon.
1 : 4.54 {C} - That's a massive kick from Zevon.
1 : 4.58 {C} - Wayward shot at goal by Zevon. One behind.
Las Vegas Bears : 1.0.6
Gold City Royals : 0.1.1
1 : 5.06 {FB} - So kane249 ... with a moment to digest his options.
1 : 5.1 {rBP} - He involves RookiePick in the play.
1 : 5.15 {lHBF} - He gets boot to ball immediately.
1 : 5.19 {lHBF} - tony runs back with the flight of the ball and takes it!.
1 : 5.23 {lHBF} - tony signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 5.27 {CHB} - Chipmunk screaming for the ball - and he is heard.
1 : 5.31 {CHB} - No mark taken as Chipmunk and CakeEater wrestle for position.
1 : 5.35 {CHF} - CakeEater takes off.
1 : 5.39 {CHF} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
1 : 5.43 {CHF} - That couldn't be a goal ... surely?.
1 : 5.48 {CHF} - The umpires are checking if that shaved the post... and signal the affirmative..
Las Vegas Bears : 1.0.6
Gold City Royals : 0.2.2
1 : 5.56 {FB} - Tommycash with the ball now.
1 : 6 {FB} - Membling sews Tommycash up in a fantastic tackle.
1 : 6.04 {lFP} - Ulahoopski signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 6.08 - <<< JoshWoodenSpoon is coming on to replace Chipmunk >>>
1 : 6.18 {lFP} - Ulahoopski looking for a lead.
1 : 6.22 {lFP} - This should be a goal to Ulahoopski.
1 : 6.26 {lFP} - Brilliant goal to Ulahoopski.
Las Vegas Bears : 1.0.6
Gold City Royals : 1.2.8
1 : 6.31 {C} - The ruck contest is won by Test Tickle.
1 : 6.39 {C} - Zevon sizes the options in front of him.
1 : 6.43 {lHFF} - A bit of a miskick.
1 : 6.47 {lHFF} - Dingster upset the marking attempt by Pedro.
1 : 6.51 {lHFF} - A bit of space for Pedro to utilise.
1 : 6.55 {lHFF} - Draws a man and then with hands to SarahSmiles.
1 : 7 {lHFF} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
1 : 7.04 {FF} - Kicks with his non-preferred side.
1 : 7.08 {FF} - Great saving mark taken by kane249.
1 : 7.12 {lBP} - Tommycash takes off.
1 : 7.16 {lBP} - Great bump by Membling. Tommycash has not moved.
1 : 7.2 {rFP} - Membling hits the ground running.
1 : 7.24 {rFP} - He has time to take a bounce.
1 : 7.28 {rFP} - Tommycash monsters Membling.
1 : 7.33 {rBP} - RookiePick wants to get on with proceedings.
1 : 7.37 {FB} - kane249 receives his handpass.
1 : 7.41 {lBP} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
1 : 7.45 {CHB} - He sees a lead by JoshWoodenSpoon and kicks in that direction.
1 : 7.49 {CHB} - Terrible kick falls into the hands of CakeEater.
1 : 7.53 {lHFF} - Pedro streaming down the ground.
1 : 7.57 {CHF} - Gives the ball to CakeEater.
1 : 8.01 {FF} - A quick handpass to Brenton Davy.
1 : 8.06 {FF} - A snap at goal ....
1 : 8.1 {FF} - Brenton Davy thought he had less time than he did - sprayed it wide.
Las Vegas Bears : 1.0.6
Gold City Royals : 1.3.9
1 : 8.18 {FB} - kane249 looks downfield.
1 : 8.24 {rBP} - Flicks it to RookiePick.
1 : 8.28 {rBP} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
1 : 8.33 {rBP} - Test Tickle receives his handpass.
1 : 8.37 {lHBF} - His kick is towards tony.
1 : 8.4 {lHBF} - Nothing is in the way and will mark.
1 : 8.45 {rHFF} - Nothing has it. What can he do with it?.
1 : 8.49 - <<< Chipmunk is coming on to replace RookiePick >>>
1 : 8.57 {rHFF} - Nothing to send the ball forward.
1 : 9.01 {rHFF} - Crackerjack bump by tony on Nothing.
1 : 9.06 {lHBF} - Taking the ball is tony.
1 : 9.09 {lHBF} - Hands it off to Test Tickle.
1 : 9.13 {rHBF} - He tries to find Dingster with a chip pass.
1 : 9.18 {rHBF} - Pedro claims the mark but its play on.
1 : 9.22 {rHBF} - Dingster looks downfield.
1 : 9.26 {rHBF} - Dingster dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
1 : 9.3 {lW} - A short kick to Art Vandelay_.
1 : 9.34 {lW} - Cadsky drops an absolute sitter.
1 : 9.38 {C} - The ball is now with Zevon.
1 : 9.42 {C} - Quick hands to GreyCrow under pressure.
1 : 9.46 {lHFF} - He kicks long and low.
1 : 9.51 {lHFF} - No mark taken as Pedro and Dingster wrestle for position.
1 : 9.55 {lHFF} - Who wants it? Pedro does. Great stuff.
1 : 9.59 {lHFF} - Finds SarahSmiles with a handball.
1 : 10.03 {rFP} - That's a real finger-breaker in the direction of Membling.
1 : 10.07 {rFP} - Tommycash is third man up and takes it easily.
1 : 10.11 {lBP} - Tommycash wants to get on with proceedings.
1 : 10.15 {rHBF} - That's a real finger-breaker in the direction of Dingster.
1 : 10.19 {rHBF} - What a shocking kick - straight to Pedro.
1 : 10.23 {rHFF} - Nothing dances around tony.
1 : 10.3 {FF} - He looks for Brenton Davy.
1 : 10.34 {FF} - Ohhh. Brenton Davy runs back with the flight of the ball and nearly gets cleaned up.
1 : 10.38 {FF} - Brenton Davy slowing down the play.
1 : 10.42 {FF} - kane249 is going to get a free.
1 : 10.46 {rBP} - Chipmunk sizes the options in front of him.
1 : 10.51 {rBP} - Chipmunk is chased down by Ulahoopski - great effort!.
1 : 10.55 {rFP} - Nobody's checking Membling.
1 : 10.58 {rFP} - He goes for goal.
1 : 11.03 {rFP} - That is the one the best goals I have seen.
Las Vegas Bears : 1.0.6
Gold City Royals : 2.3.15

 

[Chipmunk]

Moving me to the back pocket to deal with Ulahoopski was the strategy…let’s see if it works.

 

[Brenton Davy]

Moving me to the back pocket to deal with Ulahoopski was the strategy…let’s see if it works.

You’ll have your work cut out

 

[philreich]

1 : 11.07 {C} - Textbook ruckwork from GreyCrow.
1 : 11.15 {rW} - Cadsky with the ball now.
1 : 11.19 {lHFF} - He kicks long and low.
1 : 11.23 {lHFF} - I can't believe Pedro held on to that. What a mark.
1 : 11.27 {lHFF} - Pedro has possession.
1 : 11.31 {lHFF} - He has a bounce.
1 : 11.36 {lHFF} - Great tackle on Pedro.
1 : 11.4 {rHBF} - Dingster to send the ball forward.
1 : 11.44 {CHB} - Handpass to space. JoshWoodenSpoon runs onto it.
1 : 11.48 {CHB} - CakeEater rides JoshWoodenSpoon into the ground.
1 : 11.52 {rHFF} - Nothing looks downfield.
1 : 11.56 {CHF} - He beckons for a lead.
1 : 12 {CHF} - The ball drops short of CakeEater.
1 : 12.04 {CHB} - JoshWoodenSpoon to send the ball forward.
1 : 12.08 {lW} - A spearing pass towards Art Vandelay_.
1 : 12.13 {lW} - Big mark by Cadsky!.
1 : 12.17 {rW} - Cadsky has it. What can he do with it?.
1 : 12.21 {lW} - A wild kick laterally towards Footypie32.
1 : 12.25 {lW} - Footypie32 spills the mark.
1 : 12.3 {lW} - Footypie32 breaks free and has found some space.
1 : 12.36 {rHFF} - Gets onto his preferred foot and boots it long.
1 : 12.4 {rHFF} - Nothing is the target but he's outplayed by tony.
1 : 12.44 {lHBF} - tony with a little space.
1 : 12.48 {lHBF} - Nothing might be in trouble with the tribunal after that tackle on tony. Play on is the call.
1 : 12.52 {rHFF} - Nothing through heavy traffic.
1 : 12.56 {rHFF} - Almost a throw to SarahSmiles.
1 : 13 {rHFF} - Brought down by Millky95.
1 : 13.04 {lHBF} - A bit of space for tony to utilise.
1 : 13.08 {rHBF} - Passes to Dingster by hand.
1 : 13.13 {lW} - His kick is towards Art Vandelay_.
1 : 13.17 {lW} - Great mark! No! The umpire calls play on.
1 : 13.21 {lW} - Art Vandelay_ turns on the afterburners - look at him go.
1 : 13.25 {C} - A quick handpass to RonnieRaven.
1 : 13.29 {C} - Long handpass to the running Tandy.
1 : 13.33 {lHFF} - He kicks to a contest.
1 : 13.37 {lHFF} - Top mark Smartys Power.
1 : 13.41 {rHBF} - Smartys Power breaks a tackle and is off.
1 : 13.46 {rW} - Handpass to space. GreyCrow runs onto it.
1 : 13.5 {rW} - GreyCrow dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
1 : 13.53 {rHFF} - Another bounce taken by GreyCrow.
1 : 13.58 {rHFF} - A slick handpass goes to SarahSmiles.
1 : 14.02 {rHFF} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
1 : 14.06 {FF} - Brenton Davy makes an offer.
1 : 14.1 {FF} - The ball drops short of Brenton Davy.
1 : 14.15 {FF} - Brenton Davy weaves through the congestion.
1 : 14.19 {FF} - Brenton Davy from point blank range.
1 : 14.22 {FF} - It's a goal to Brenton Davy.
Las Vegas Bears : 1.0.6
Gold City Royals : 3.3.21
1 : 14.26 {C} - Superb ruckwork from GreyCrow.
1 : 14.37 {lW} - Footypie32 streaming down the ground.
1 : 14.41 {rHFF} - He involves Nothing in the play.
1 : 14.45 {rHFF} - Handpass to space. SarahSmiles runs onto it.
1 : 14.49 {rHFF} - SarahSmiles hoofs the ball into space but Millky95 runs onto it.
1 : 14.53 {lHBF} - tony looking for a lead.
1 : 14.58 {lHBF} - He gets a handpass to Tandy.
1 : 15.02 {lHBF} - tony receives his handpass.
1 : 15.06 {rW} - He spots an option and kicks to Matera92.
1 : 15.1 {rW} - Footypie32 drops an absolute sitter.
1 : 15.14 {rW} - Matera92 takes them on.
1 : 15.18 {lHFF} - He chooses the sensible option - to kick it long.
1 : 15.22 {lHFF} - The ball drops short of Electronic_Renaissance.
1 : 15.26 {lHBF} - MrPremiership assessing what lies ahead of him.
1 : 15.31 - <<< Senor M is coming on to replace Electronic_Renaissance >>>
1 : 15.38 {lHBF} - The bounce favours MrPremiership and he is off and running.
1 : 15.43 {lHBF} - Watch out! Oh! Shadow Man has laid MrPremiership out flat.
1 : 15.47 {CHF} - Running with the ball is JoseMourinho.
1 : 15.51 {CHF} - Almost a throw to Test Tickle.
1 : 15.55 {CHF} - Test Tickle dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
1 : 16 {CHF} - Gets a handpass away to JoseMourinho.
1 : 16.04 {CHF} - JoseMourinho takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
1 : 16.08 {CHF} - Big ... big kick by JoseMourinho.
1 : 16.12 {CHF} - And he doesn't disappoint us.
Las Vegas Bears : 2.0.12
Gold City Royals : 3.3.21
1 : 16.16 {C} - Both ruckman miss the ball completely.
1 : 16.24 {lW} - Taking the ball is Art Vandelay_.
1 : 16.28 {rHFF} - A short kick to Shadow Man.
1 : 16.32 {rHFF} - No mark taken as Shadow Man and MrPremiership wrestle for position.
1 : 16.37 {rHFF} - Shadow Man assessing what lies ahead of him.
1 : 16.43 {FF} - He looks for Cap.
1 : 16.47 {FF} - Cap is caught under pressure and knocks the ball forward.
1 : 16.51 {FF} - Now Cap has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 16.55 {FF} - Cap's eyes light up - he fires at goal.
1 : 16.59 {FF} - Starts left... comes right... goes through the middle.
Las Vegas Bears : 3.0.18
Gold City Royals : 3.3.21
1 : 17.03 {C} - Tandy had that ruck contest all to themself.
1 : 17.12 {lW} - Footypie32 takes off.
1 : 17.16 {lW} - Heavy knock behind play and it looks like someone's coming off.
1 : 17.2 - <<< Tommycash is trading places with Senor M >>>
1 : 17.28 {lW} - Footypie32 weaves through the congestion.
1 : 17.32 {CHF} - He kicks off the wrong boot.
1 : 17.36 {CHF} - CakeEater too strong for JoshWoodenSpoon.
1 : 17.4 {CHF} - CakeEater has possession.
1 : 17.45 {CHF} - Open goal!.
1 : 17.49 {CHF} - That's a very important six points.
Las Vegas Bears : 3.0.18
Gold City Royals : 4.3.27
1 : 17.53 {C} - The ruck contest is won by GreyCrow.
1 : 18.01 {rW} - With the ball is Cadsky.
1 : 18.05 {rW} - That's a massive kick from Cadsky.
1 : 18.09 {rW} - Goal number 1 to Cadsky.
Las Vegas Bears : 3.0.18
Gold City Royals : 5.3.33
1 : 18.13 {C} - Two-handed smash out of the ruck by Test Tickle.
1 : 18.22 {C} - Test Tickle takes them on.
1 : 18.26 {C} - Fires out the handpass to RonnieRaven.
1 : 18.3 {lHFF} - Kicks with his non-preferred side.
1 : 18.34 {lHFF} - Smartys Power takes one of the best marks you'll ever see.
1 : 18.38 {rHBF} - A bit of space for Smartys Power to utilise.
1 : 18.42 - <<< RookiePick is coming on to replace JoseMourinho >>>
1 : 18.52 {rHBF} - Smartys Power looking for a lead.
1 : 18.57 {lHBF} - Quick hands to MrPremiership under pressure.
1 : 19.01 {rHBF} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
1 : 19.05 {lW} - He kicks long and low.
1 : 19.09 {lW} - Spoilt by Matera92.
1 : 19.13 {lW} - A bit of space for Footypie32 to utilise.
1 : 19.17 {CHF} - CakeEater presents.
1 : 19.21 {CHF} - Ooh the kick has gone straight to JoshWoodenSpoon.
1 : 19.25 {CHB} - The bounce favours JoshWoodenSpoon and he is off and running.
1 : 19.3 {lHBF} - Draws a man and then with hands to tony.
1 : 19.34 {lHBF} - Bit of an ankle-tap from tony.
1 : 19.38 {rHFF} - Nothing has it.
1 : 19.42 {rHFF} - Nothing has time to take a bounce.
1 : 19.46 {rFP} - He takes another.
1 : 19.5 {rFP} - Sets sail for home..
1 : 19.54 {rFP} - Misses - no wait! Its a goal!.
Las Vegas Bears : 3.0.18
Gold City Royals : 6.3.39
1 : 19.58 {C} - Bashed out of the ruck duel by Test Tickle.
1 : 20.07 {lW} - Art Vandelay_ dances around Cadsky.
1 : 20.11 {CHF} - A worm burner to RookiePick.
1 : 20.15 {CHF} - RookiePick takes a strong mark. His form is ominous.
1 : 20.19 {CHF} - RookiePick has it.
1 : 20.23 {CHF} - RookiePick attacks the goalface.
1 : 20.27 {CHF} - RookiePick has missed.
Las Vegas Bears : 3.1.19
Gold City Royals : 6.3.39
1 : 20.36 {FB} - Bianconeri sizes the options in front of him.
1 : 20.4 {FB} - Bianconeri has time to take a bounce.
1 : 20.44 {FB} - He involves SarahSmiles in the play.
1 : 20.48 {lHBF} - He gets onto his right side and kicks to MrPremiership.
1 : 20.54 {lHBF} - MrPremiership spills the mark.
1 : 20.58 {rHFF} - The ball is now with Shadow Man.
1 : 21.02 {lHFF} - He involves Tommycash in the play.
1 : 21.07 {lHFF} - Hands it off to Test Tickle.
1 : 21.1 {rFP} - A kick towards Jezmiester40 territory.
1 : 21.15 {rFP} - Jezmiester40 spills the mark.
1 : 21.19 {rFP} - Quality gather by Jezmiester40.
1 : 21.23 {rFP} - Jezmiester40 eye's the goals and has a shot.
1 : 21.27 {rFP} - Shepherded through for a goal.
Las Vegas Bears : 4.1.25
Gold City Royals : 6.3.39
1 : 21.31 {C} - GreyCrow wins the tap decisively.
1 : 21.39 {C} - Its hard and tough but Zevon wins possession.
1 : 21.43 {rHFF} - His kick is hurried.
1 : 21.47 {rHFF} - But tony is standing in the way and marks.
1 : 21.52 {lHBF} - tony does some crumbing and is away.
1 : 21.56 {C} - RonnieRaven takes off on a lead.
1 : 22 {C} - Zevon must wash his hands in superglue. Astonishing mark.
1 : 22.04 {lW} - Footypie32 weaves through the congestion.
1 : 22.08 {lW} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
1 : 22.12 {lW} - GreyCrow receives his handpass.
1 : 22.16 {lW} - GreyCrow has a bounce.
1 : 22.21 {lW} - Handballs to SarahSmiles.
1 : 22.25 {CHF} - A measured kick in the direction of CakeEater.
1 : 22.29 {CHF} - What a shocking kick - straight to JoshWoodenSpoon.
1 : 22.33 {lHBF} - The ball is now with tony.
1 : 22.37 {C} - Thumps the ball forward.
1 : 22.42 {C} - RonnieRaven and Zevon both holding each other. No mark.
1 : 22.45 {C} - Nobody's checking Zevon.
1 : 22.49 {C} - Looks like a change.
1 : 22.53 - <<< Chipmunk is trading places with Dingster >>>
1 : 23.04 {C} - Zevon streaming down the ground.
1 : 23.08 {rW} - He transfers play using Cadsky.
1 : 23.12 {rW} - Cadsky slides in and takes the mark.
1 : 23.16 {rW} - The ball is now with Cadsky.
1 : 23.21 {CHF} - A measured kick to CakeEater.
1 : 23.25 {CHF} - Great hands from CakeEater taking the mark.
1 : 23.28 {CHF} - CakeEater with the ball now.
1 : 23.32 {CHF} - JoshWoodenSpoon drags CakeEater down beautifully.
1 : 23.37 {CHB} - JoshWoodenSpoon with the ball now.
1 : 23.41 {lW} - He kicks to a contest.
1 : 23.45 {lW} - Art Vandelay_ outbodies Cadsky and takes the mark.
1 : 23.49 {lW} - The ball is now with Art Vandelay_.
1 : 23.53 {CHF} - He doesn't waste any time in getting boot to ball.
1 : 23.57 {CHF} - RookiePick outbodies nahnah and takes the mark.
1 : 24.01 {CHF} - Now RookiePick has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 24.06 {lHFF} - Tommycash runs past and takes the handpass.
1 : 24.1 {lHFF} - A long looping handpass to Tandy.
1 : 24.14 {lHFF} - A lookaway handpass to Millky95.
1 : 24.18 {lHFF} - That's gonna go mighty close!.
1 : 24.22 {lHFF} - It's going to result in a goal. Goal to Millky95.
Las Vegas Bears : 5.1.31
Gold City Royals : 6.3.39
1 : 24.27 {C} - GreyCrow palms the ball down.
1 : 24.34 {rW} - GreyCrow threads his way through traffic.
1 : 24.38 {rW} - Finds SarahSmiles with a handball.
1 : 24.43 {lHFF} - Kicks to a contest - Pedro looks to get to thre front.
1 : 24.47 {lHFF} - Pedro gets too far under the ball.
1 : 24.51 {lHFF} - Pedro weaves through the congestion.
1 : 24.55 {lHFF} - Handpass over the shoulder to krakouers.
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SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 1
Las Vegas Bears : 5.1.31
Gold City Royals : 6.3.39
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[Chipmunk]

It’s a shootout!

 

[philreich]

Nice start from both teams - this is certainly shaping up to be one of the top six matches of the round.

 

[Brenton Davy]

1 : 11.07 {C} - Textbook ruckwork from GreyCrow.
1 : 11.15 {rW} - Cadsky with the ball now.
1 : 11.19 {lHFF} - He kicks long and low.
1 : 11.23 {lHFF} - I can't believe Pedro held on to that. What a mark.
1 : 11.27 {lHFF} - Pedro has possession.
1 : 11.31 {lHFF} - He has a bounce.
1 : 11.36 {lHFF} - Great tackle on Pedro.
1 : 11.4 {rHBF} - Dingster to send the ball forward.
1 : 11.44 {CHB} - Handpass to space. JoshWoodenSpoon runs onto it.
1 : 11.48 {CHB} - CakeEater rides JoshWoodenSpoon into the ground.
1 : 11.52 {rHFF} - Nothing looks downfield.
1 : 11.56 {CHF} - He beckons for a lead.
1 : 12 {CHF} - The ball drops short of CakeEater.
1 : 12.04 {CHB} - JoshWoodenSpoon to send the ball forward.
1 : 12.08 {lW} - A spearing pass towards Art Vandelay_.
1 : 12.13 {lW} - Big mark by Cadsky!.
1 : 12.17 {rW} - Cadsky has it. What can he do with it?.
1 : 12.21 {lW} - A wild kick laterally towards Footypie32.
1 : 12.25 {lW} - Footypie32 spills the mark.
1 : 12.3 {lW} - Footypie32 breaks free and has found some space.
1 : 12.36 {rHFF} - Gets onto his preferred foot and boots it long.
1 : 12.4 {rHFF} - Nothing is the target but he's outplayed by tony.
1 : 12.44 {lHBF} - tony with a little space.
1 : 12.48 {lHBF} - Nothing might be in trouble with the tribunal after that tackle on tony. Play on is the call.
1 : 12.52 {rHFF} - Nothing through heavy traffic.
1 : 12.56 {rHFF} - Almost a throw to SarahSmiles.
1 : 13 {rHFF} - Brought down by Millky95.
1 : 13.04 {lHBF} - A bit of space for tony to utilise.
1 : 13.08 {rHBF} - Passes to Dingster by hand.
1 : 13.13 {lW} - His kick is towards Art Vandelay_.
1 : 13.17 {lW} - Great mark! No! The umpire calls play on.
1 : 13.21 {lW} - Art Vandelay_ turns on the afterburners - look at him go.
1 : 13.25 {C} - A quick handpass to RonnieRaven.
1 : 13.29 {C} - Long handpass to the running Tandy.
1 : 13.33 {lHFF} - He kicks to a contest.
1 : 13.37 {lHFF} - Top mark Smartys Power.
1 : 13.41 {rHBF} - Smartys Power breaks a tackle and is off.
1 : 13.46 {rW} - Handpass to space. GreyCrow runs onto it.
1 : 13.5 {rW} - GreyCrow dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
1 : 13.53 {rHFF} - Another bounce taken by GreyCrow.
1 : 13.58 {rHFF} - A slick handpass goes to SarahSmiles.
1 : 14.02 {rHFF} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
1 : 14.06 {FF} - Brenton Davy makes an offer.
1 : 14.1 {FF} - The ball drops short of Brenton Davy.
1 : 14.15 {FF} - Brenton Davy weaves through the congestion.
1 : 14.19 {FF} - Brenton Davy from point blank range.
1 : 14.22 {FF} - It's a goal to Brenton Davy.
Las Vegas Bears : 1.0.6
Gold City Royals : 3.3.21
1 : 14.26 {C} - Superb ruckwork from GreyCrow.
1 : 14.37 {lW} - Footypie32 streaming down the ground.
1 : 14.41 {rHFF} - He involves Nothing in the play.
1 : 14.45 {rHFF} - Handpass to space. SarahSmiles runs onto it.
1 : 14.49 {rHFF} - SarahSmiles hoofs the ball into space but Millky95 runs onto it.
1 : 14.53 {lHBF} - tony looking for a lead.
1 : 14.58 {lHBF} - He gets a handpass to Tandy.
1 : 15.02 {lHBF} - tony receives his handpass.
1 : 15.06 {rW} - He spots an option and kicks to Matera92.
1 : 15.1 {rW} - Footypie32 drops an absolute sitter.
1 : 15.14 {rW} - Matera92 takes them on.
1 : 15.18 {lHFF} - He chooses the sensible option - to kick it long.
1 : 15.22 {lHFF} - The ball drops short of Electronic_Renaissance.
1 : 15.26 {lHBF} - MrPremiership assessing what lies ahead of him.
1 : 15.31 - <<< Senor M is coming on to replace Electronic_Renaissance >>>
1 : 15.38 {lHBF} - The bounce favours MrPremiership and he is off and running.
1 : 15.43 {lHBF} - Watch out! Oh! Shadow Man has laid MrPremiership out flat.
1 : 15.47 {CHF} - Running with the ball is JoseMourinho.
1 : 15.51 {CHF} - Almost a throw to Test Tickle.
1 : 15.55 {CHF} - Test Tickle dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
1 : 16 {CHF} - Gets a handpass away to JoseMourinho.
1 : 16.04 {CHF} - JoseMourinho takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
1 : 16.08 {CHF} - Big ... big kick by JoseMourinho.
1 : 16.12 {CHF} - And he doesn't disappoint us.
Las Vegas Bears : 2.0.12
Gold City Royals : 3.3.21
1 : 16.16 {C} - Both ruckman miss the ball completely.
1 : 16.24 {lW} - Taking the ball is Art Vandelay_.
1 : 16.28 {rHFF} - A short kick to Shadow Man.
1 : 16.32 {rHFF} - No mark taken as Shadow Man and MrPremiership wrestle for position.
1 : 16.37 {rHFF} - Shadow Man assessing what lies ahead of him.
1 : 16.43 {FF} - He looks for Cap.
1 : 16.47 {FF} - Cap is caught under pressure and knocks the ball forward.
1 : 16.51 {FF} - Now Cap has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 16.55 {FF} - Cap's eyes light up - he fires at goal.
1 : 16.59 {FF} - Starts left... comes right... goes through the middle.
Las Vegas Bears : 3.0.18
Gold City Royals : 3.3.21
1 : 17.03 {C} - Tandy had that ruck contest all to themself.
1 : 17.12 {lW} - Footypie32 takes off.
1 : 17.16 {lW} - Heavy knock behind play and it looks like someone's coming off.
1 : 17.2 - <<< Tommycash is trading places with Senor M >>>
1 : 17.28 {lW} - Footypie32 weaves through the congestion.
1 : 17.32 {CHF} - He kicks off the wrong boot.
1 : 17.36 {CHF} - CakeEater too strong for JoshWoodenSpoon.
1 : 17.4 {CHF} - CakeEater has possession.
1 : 17.45 {CHF} - Open goal!.
1 : 17.49 {CHF} - That's a very important six points.
Las Vegas Bears : 3.0.18
Gold City Royals : 4.3.27
1 : 17.53 {C} - The ruck contest is won by GreyCrow.
1 : 18.01 {rW} - With the ball is Cadsky.
1 : 18.05 {rW} - That's a massive kick from Cadsky.
1 : 18.09 {rW} - Goal number 1 to Cadsky.
Las Vegas Bears : 3.0.18
Gold City Royals : 5.3.33
1 : 18.13 {C} - Two-handed smash out of the ruck by Test Tickle.
1 : 18.22 {C} - Test Tickle takes them on.
1 : 18.26 {C} - Fires out the handpass to RonnieRaven.
1 : 18.3 {lHFF} - Kicks with his non-preferred side.
1 : 18.34 {lHFF} - Smartys Power takes one of the best marks you'll ever see.
1 : 18.38 {rHBF} - A bit of space for Smartys Power to utilise.
1 : 18.42 - <<< RookiePick is coming on to replace JoseMourinho >>>
1 : 18.52 {rHBF} - Smartys Power looking for a lead.
1 : 18.57 {lHBF} - Quick hands to MrPremiership under pressure.
1 : 19.01 {rHBF} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
1 : 19.05 {lW} - He kicks long and low.
1 : 19.09 {lW} - Spoilt by Matera92.
1 : 19.13 {lW} - A bit of space for Footypie32 to utilise.
1 : 19.17 {CHF} - CakeEater presents.
1 : 19.21 {CHF} - Ooh the kick has gone straight to JoshWoodenSpoon.
1 : 19.25 {CHB} - The bounce favours JoshWoodenSpoon and he is off and running.
1 : 19.3 {lHBF} - Draws a man and then with hands to tony.
1 : 19.34 {lHBF} - Bit of an ankle-tap from tony.
1 : 19.38 {rHFF} - Nothing has it.
1 : 19.42 {rHFF} - Nothing has time to take a bounce.
1 : 19.46 {rFP} - He takes another.
1 : 19.5 {rFP} - Sets sail for home..
1 : 19.54 {rFP} - Misses - no wait! Its a goal!.
Las Vegas Bears : 3.0.18
Gold City Royals : 6.3.39
1 : 19.58 {C} - Bashed out of the ruck duel by Test Tickle.
1 : 20.07 {lW} - Art Vandelay_ dances around Cadsky.
1 : 20.11 {CHF} - A worm burner to RookiePick.
1 : 20.15 {CHF} - RookiePick takes a strong mark. His form is ominous.
1 : 20.19 {CHF} - RookiePick has it.
1 : 20.23 {CHF} - RookiePick attacks the goalface.
1 : 20.27 {CHF} - RookiePick has missed.
Las Vegas Bears : 3.1.19
Gold City Royals : 6.3.39
1 : 20.36 {FB} - Bianconeri sizes the options in front of him.
1 : 20.4 {FB} - Bianconeri has time to take a bounce.
1 : 20.44 {FB} - He involves SarahSmiles in the play.
1 : 20.48 {lHBF} - He gets onto his right side and kicks to MrPremiership.
1 : 20.54 {lHBF} - MrPremiership spills the mark.
1 : 20.58 {rHFF} - The ball is now with Shadow Man.
1 : 21.02 {lHFF} - He involves Tommycash in the play.
1 : 21.07 {lHFF} - Hands it off to Test Tickle.
1 : 21.1 {rFP} - A kick towards Jezmiester40 territory.
1 : 21.15 {rFP} - Jezmiester40 spills the mark.
1 : 21.19 {rFP} - Quality gather by Jezmiester40.
1 : 21.23 {rFP} - Jezmiester40 eye's the goals and has a shot.
1 : 21.27 {rFP} - Shepherded through for a goal.
Las Vegas Bears : 4.1.25
Gold City Royals : 6.3.39
1 : 21.31 {C} - GreyCrow wins the tap decisively.
1 : 21.39 {C} - Its hard and tough but Zevon wins possession.
1 : 21.43 {rHFF} - His kick is hurried.
1 : 21.47 {rHFF} - But tony is standing in the way and marks.
1 : 21.52 {lHBF} - tony does some crumbing and is away.
1 : 21.56 {C} - RonnieRaven takes off on a lead.
1 : 22 {C} - Zevon must wash his hands in superglue. Astonishing mark.
1 : 22.04 {lW} - Footypie32 weaves through the congestion.
1 : 22.08 {lW} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
1 : 22.12 {lW} - GreyCrow receives his handpass.
1 : 22.16 {lW} - GreyCrow has a bounce.
1 : 22.21 {lW} - Handballs to SarahSmiles.
1 : 22.25 {CHF} - A measured kick in the direction of CakeEater.
1 : 22.29 {CHF} - What a shocking kick - straight to JoshWoodenSpoon.
1 : 22.33 {lHBF} - The ball is now with tony.
1 : 22.37 {C} - Thumps the ball forward.
1 : 22.42 {C} - RonnieRaven and Zevon both holding each other. No mark.
1 : 22.45 {C} - Nobody's checking Zevon.
1 : 22.49 {C} - Looks like a change.
1 : 22.53 - <<< Chipmunk is trading places with Dingster >>>
1 : 23.04 {C} - Zevon streaming down the ground.
1 : 23.08 {rW} - He transfers play using Cadsky.
1 : 23.12 {rW} - Cadsky slides in and takes the mark.
1 : 23.16 {rW} - The ball is now with Cadsky.
1 : 23.21 {CHF} - A measured kick to CakeEater.
1 : 23.25 {CHF} - Great hands from CakeEater taking the mark.
1 : 23.28 {CHF} - CakeEater with the ball now.
1 : 23.32 {CHF} - JoshWoodenSpoon drags CakeEater down beautifully.
1 : 23.37 {CHB} - JoshWoodenSpoon with the ball now.
1 : 23.41 {lW} - He kicks to a contest.
1 : 23.45 {lW} - Art Vandelay_ outbodies Cadsky and takes the mark.
1 : 23.49 {lW} - The ball is now with Art Vandelay_.
1 : 23.53 {CHF} - He doesn't waste any time in getting boot to ball.
1 : 23.57 {CHF} - RookiePick outbodies nahnah and takes the mark.
1 : 24.01 {CHF} - Now RookiePick has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 24.06 {lHFF} - Tommycash runs past and takes the handpass.
1 : 24.1 {lHFF} - A long looping handpass to Tandy.
1 : 24.14 {lHFF} - A lookaway handpass to Millky95.
1 : 24.18 {lHFF} - That's gonna go mighty close!.
1 : 24.22 {lHFF} - It's going to result in a goal. Goal to Millky95.
Las Vegas Bears : 5.1.31
Gold City Royals : 6.3.39
1 : 24.27 {C} - GreyCrow palms the ball down.
1 : 24.34 {rW} - GreyCrow threads his way through traffic.
1 : 24.38 {rW} - Finds SarahSmiles with a handball.
1 : 24.43 {lHFF} - Kicks to a contest - Pedro looks to get to thre front.
1 : 24.47 {lHFF} - Pedro gets too far under the ball.
1 : 24.51 {lHFF} - Pedro weaves through the congestion.
1 : 24.55 {lHFF} - Handpass over the shoulder to krakouers.
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SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 1
Las Vegas Bears : 5.1.31
Gold City Royals : 6.3.39
=====================================

It’s a shootout I tells ya’!!!

 

[Zevon]

Nice start from both teams - this is certainly shaping up to be one of the top six matches of the round.

 

[tony]

Hey Ted Lasso can you stop moving the team around so much, everyone is getting dizzy from all the changes.