Official Match Thread Season 37 - Round 4 - Las Vegas Bears v Fighting Furies at The Stadium in the Sky

[Art Vandelay_]

What the hell is this Art Vandelay_ ???

1 : 24.08 {rFP} - Art Vandelay_ boots it through the big sticks... of the wrong goals. Oops.

You're that s**t I thought I'd help teach you how to score

 

[Art Vandelay_]

3 : 10.09 {lW} - Matera92 was hanging around the back of the pack but the ball fell into his lap.
3 : 10.11 {rW} - So Matera92 ... with a moment to digest his options.
3 : 10.15 {rW} - Huge bump by rfctigerarmy on Matera92.
3 : 10.19 {lW} - With the ball is rfctigerarmy.

Lol plays like a sheepdog and still gets cleaned up because again he won't kick the ******* thing

 

[Chipmunk]

OOOOOOOooohh... Dingster has poleaxed Pickitt.

Nice

 

[Chipmunk]

We seem to have an edge in this game, what did the Furies say? We stole your porridge?

 

[Art Vandelay_]

4 : 20.07 {lW} - Crunching tackle by Matera92.
4 : 20.11 {rW} - Matera92 fighting to get a clear kick.
4 : 20.15 - <<< Toump Ass is coming on to replace Edmund hunt >>>
4 : 20.23 {rW} - Matera92 slowing down the play.
4 : 20.25 {rW} - Brought down by rfctigerarmy.
4 : 20.3 {lW} - rfctigerarmy assessing what lies ahead of him.

KICK THE ******* THING FOR ONCE. FFS

 

[Chipmunk]

You're that s**t I thought I'd help teach you how to score

Wow, ChippyBet now has to pay that bet that V. Andelay placed pre game on an own goal. At $10!

 

[Chipmunk]

2 : 13.33 {FB} - omgfridge looking for a lead.
2 : 13.36 {rHBF} - That's a real up and under.
2 : 13.4 {rHBF} - Anybody's ball.
2 : 13.44 {CHF} - JoseMourinho has it.
2 : 13.48 {CHF} - But he's been nabbed by James Colorado.
2 : 13.5 {CHB} - James Colorado has it.
2 : 13.54 {CHB} - Quick hands to crazywildhorse under pressure.
2 : 13.58 {CHB} - crazywildhorse is crunched in a tackle by Millky95.
2 : 14.02 {CHF} - JoseMourinho has it. What can he do with it?.
2 : 14.04 {CHF} - He has time to take a bounce.
2 : 14.08 {lHFF} - Gets a handpass away to Electronic_Renaissance.
2 : 14.12 {FF} - Searching pass in the direction of Cap.
2 : 14.16 {FF} - The ball spills free.
2 : 14.21 {FF} - Cap tucks the ball under his arm and scoots away.
2 : 14.22 {FF} - Cap goes for goal.
2 : 14.26 {FF} - He's kicked a sausage roll.
LAS VEGAS BEARS : 10.4.64
FIGHTING FURIES : 2.4.16
2 : 14.31 {C} - Two-handed smash out of the ruck by Test Tickle.
2 : 14.37 {lW} - Millky95 breaks free and has found some space.
2 : 14.41 {lW} - Gets a handpass away to kane249.
2 : 14.46 {C} - He tries to find Tommycash with a chip pass.
2 : 14.49 {C} - Tommycash takes a strong mark.
2 : 14.52 {C} - Nobody's checking Tommycash.
2 : 14.56 {rHFF} - A wobbly old kick.
2 : 15 {rHFF} - Shadow Man marks uncontested.
2 : 15.04 {rHFF} - Shadow Man looking for a lead.
2 : 15.06 {rHFF} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
2 : 15.1 {rHFF} - Grockadoc thinks that was deliberate and the umpires agree with him.
2 : 15.14 {lHBF} - So Grockadoc ... with a moment to digest his options.
2 : 15.18 {CHB} - A wild kick laterally towards James Colorado.
2 : 15.21 {CHB} - Oh a turnover. The kick is marked by JoseMourinho.
2 : 15.24 {CHF} - JoseMourinho looking for a lead.
2 : 15.28 {CHF} - Goes the torp..
2 : 15.33 {CHF} - This has ended up being far too easy a goal to JoseMourinho.
LAS VEGAS BEARS : 11.4.70
FIGHTING FURIES : 2.4.16
2 : 15.37 {C} - No clear advantage to either side.
2 : 15.43 {C} - Tommycash picks it up on the bounce.
2 : 15.48 {C} - Tommycash nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
2 : 15.49 {CHF} - Tommycash's taken another bounce.
2 : 15.53 {CHF} - Tommycash's taken another bounce.
2 : 15.58 {rFP} - Kicks to a contest - Jezmiester40 looks to get to thre front.
2 : 16.02 {rFP} - Poor option and omgfridge makes him pay by chipping in for the mark.
2 : 16.06 {rBP} - Sab22 with a moment to look downfield.
2 : 16.08 {rBP} - Sab22 sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
2 : 16.12 {lHBF} - Throws it onto his boot.
2 : 16.16 {lHBF} - No mark taken as Grockadoc and Shadow Man wrestle for position.
2 : 16.2 {lHBF} - Its hard and tough but Grockadoc wins possession.
2 : 16.22 {CHB} - He beckons for a lead.
2 : 16.27 {CHB} - James Colorado can't mark but is able to bring the ball to ground.
2 : 16.3 {CHF} - JoseMourinho slowing down the play.
2 : 16.34 {rHFF} - He beckons for a lead.
2 : 16.38 {rHFF} - The ball spills free.
2 : 16.4 {lHBF} - Its hard and tough but Grockadoc wins possession.
2 : 16.45 {lHBF} - Hands it off to crazywildhorse.
2 : 16.49 {rW} - A wobbly old kick.
2 : 16.51 {rW} - Edmund hunt and kane249 both holding each other. No mark.
2 : 16.55 {rW} - Edmund hunt streaming down the ground.
2 : 17 {rHFF} - crazywildhorse receives his handpass.
2 : 17.04 {rFP} - Handballs over the top to JyeDye.
2 : 17.07 {rFP} - The umpires rules a push-out. Senor M will get the free.
2 : 17.1 {lBP} - Senor M has it.
2 : 17.14 {CHB} - His kick is towards Chipmunk.
2 : 17.17 {CHB} - Feraligatr reads the play better and marks.
2 : 17.22 {CHF} - With the ball is Feraligatr.
2 : 17.24 {lFP} - Kicks with his non-preferred side.
2 : 17.28 {lFP} - Toump Ass and RookiePick both holding each other. No mark.
2 : 17.32 {lFP} - Toump Ass has a paddock.
2 : 17.36 {lFP} - Toump Ass nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
2 : 17.38 {lFP} - This for the opportunity of a lifetime.
2 : 17.42 {lFP} - That's a very important six points.
LAS VEGAS BEARS : 11.4.70
FIGHTING FURIES : 3.4.22

Cap and Toump Ass scoring a few here, those CLOUDY conditions helping

 

[Art Vandelay_]

Art Vandelay_ exposed Edmund hunt's frailties. - 17m from 2 to 19.

1 : 4.15 {rW} - Edmund hunt to send the ball forward.
1 : 4.17 {rW} - Ooof. Art Vandelay_ blindsides Edmund hunt and I heard that from here.
1 : 4.21 {rW} - Matera92 sucks it up like a dustbuster and he's off and running.

1 : 5.31 {rW} - Now Edmund hunt has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 5.33 {rW} - Someone call an ambulance for Edmund hunt. Art Vandelay_ lined him up and did the job well

Poor fella thought it was Halloween round and turned up dressed as Matera. It didn't end well for Hunty.

 

[Chipmunk]

3 : 25 {C} - Don't tell me he's kicked it... DON'T TELL ME....
3 : .01 {C} - It's a goal

How did be kick it before the first bounce of the quarter? Im not even mad, im just impressed!!

You fell for the fake siren trick.

This is what I offer the team…lies and shenanigans.

 

[Chipmunk]

3 : 17.53 {rHFF} - The Cryptkeeper loves a shot at goal.
3 : 17.57 {rHFF} - Did tony manage to get a finger to it? He did.
LAS VEGAS BEARS : 13.6.84
FIGHTING FURIES : 5.6.36

Review complete, it touched tony ’s finger

 

[Chipmunk]

4 : 19.46 {rW} - Matera92 to send the ball forward.
4 : 19.51 {rW} - The crowd will go nuts if this goes through.
4 : 19.52 {rW} - It's bending baaaaaaack. What a goal from Matera92.
LAS VEGAS BEARS : 18.7.115
FIGHTING FURIES : 7.12.54

Art Vandelay_ thoughts on that Matera92 goal?

 

[Art Vandelay_]

Art Vandelay_ thoughts on that Matera92 goal?

He finally decided to kick the Qootball this game. Hallelujah!

 

[Chipmunk]

4 : 10.3 {lHFF} - crazywildhorse isn't just seeing stars after that clash with Millky95. He could map the Milky Way.

Excellent job me. 32 touches and a goal. Should have been 3

Cap with 9 though! Insane

16 tackles by Tandy … someone must’ve called him a bull and waved a red towel at him all game!

 

[Chipmunk]

Thanks for the week Furies and posting Wosh

I’ll be lucky to make the 20 next week after that abysmal form but fortunately my teammates still remember how to play qooty

Beautiful Spudqoach pickup by me

Thanks for posting Wosh , and for the win.

Good luck for the rest of the season Furies and for the Song Contest!

 

[jackster83]

Wait, when did jackster83 join the Furies? I really am out of touch

It's the new SFA loan system.

Loan a player to a struggling club for a week, and get a ham sandwich in return.

 

[Toump Ass]

Lift Furies!!!

Oh wait it's over. What a spanking lol.

Still, much fun, thanks everyone!

 

[MP_]

I like it! I won’t actively go out and listen to it but it’s good for its genre MWPP por_please_ya

Her voice suits country

 

[NaturalDisaster]

It's the new SFA loan system.

Loan a player to a struggling club for a week, and get a ham sandwich in return.

So that's Elton Johns Wig revolutionary initiative?

 

[Cap]

 

[Cap]

Great game bears, thanks for the week Furies

 

[Frothies Mcveigh]

A perfect end to the week

 

[Dingster]

1 : 11.19 {rHBF} - Dingster has it.

 

[omgfridge]

Okay I promote a new captain every week, but its now Toump

Toump Ass edited this as saw the sad react, was meant to be now instead of not lol

 

[omgfridge]

Did we lose??

 

[Dingster]

Fun week Furies and thanks for playing Cap into top form.

Good stuff Bears. This winning business goes ok.

Jezmiester40 what's your story?

Matera92 kick the qooty

MWPP lets dance

Chipmunk are you a player or our mascot?