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With thanks to musha_13 possibily the greatest website has been found out, some epic stories of nimaginable epic wins.

http://truelad.com

Anyone has had any True LAD stories to tell?

One of my favs on the site from what 've read so far are:

Rugby initiation at uni! Had ourselves a good old fashion prison break. told to bring only a mobile phone and Id/passport and had to get as far away from London as possible with no money. Most efforts got the the outer reaches of London some into Surrey. My fellow Center and me managed to get to Inverness by jumping trains and barriers! Got a picture of ourselves next to St Andrew's Cathedral with the days news paper and returned (in the same fashion) 24 hours later as fresher heros.... that was until a lonely prop returned 11 days later to tell possibly the most epic journey ever. From uni he: Stole a bike and cycled to the Maidstone sleeping in a bush on route, then train jumped to Dover, he then (reverse immigrant style) persuaded a random couple to let him cross the channel from dover hiding in the boot off there volvo, after arriving in Calais, he effectively hitchhiked 350 miles with 6 different lifts then worked with some delivery firm driving across Eastern Europe and ended up with a photo of the days paper outside the victory monument in... Bangkok! where he used the money he earned and a trip to the uk embassy to book his flight home!... Ultimate LAD
 
Was working in a supermarket a couple years ago, this lad comes through with a really hot chick, definate 9/10. Scanned about 10 items before i got to the condoms, they wouldnt scan so instead of being an embarrassingLAD and doing a price check i decided to just chuck em in, with the lad seeing what i was doing, i then proceded to nod at the lass who was currently looking away. He got my drift and smiled back. nonembarrassingLAD
 
Was working in a supermarket a couple years ago, this lad comes through with a really hot chick, definate 9/10. Scanned about 10 items before i got to the condoms, they wouldnt scan so instead of being an embarrassingLAD i decided to just chuck em in, with the lad seeing what i was doing, i then proceded to nod at the lass who was currently looking away. He got my drift and smiled back. nonembarrassingLAD

The old cliche of the embarassed young lad buying condoms has been put to death by the automated check-out and order via internet.
 

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Few of these are gold:

An elderly British gentleman of 83 arrived in Paris by plane. At the French immigration desk, the man took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry-on bag. "You have been to France before, Monsieur?" the Immigration officer asked, sarcastically. The elderly gentleman admitted he had been to France previously. "Then you should know well enough to have your passport ready." The British gentleman says, "The last time I was here, I didn't have to show it." "Impossible. The British always have to show their passports on arrival in France!" The elderly gentleman gave the French Immigration Officer a long hard look. Then he quietly explained; "Well, the last time I was here, I came ashore on Juno Beach on D-Day in June 1944, and I couldn't find any ****ing Frenchmen to show it to." Once a lad always a LAD

A soldier stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear John" letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows: Dear Ricky, I can no longer continue our relationship, The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent for you. Love, Becky The soldier, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow soldiers for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex girlfriends, aunts, cousins etc. In addition to the picture of Becky. Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies. There were 56 photos in that envelope ... along with this note : Dear Becky I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me. Triumphant LAD
 

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