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[Chief]

New Fun Game - WITH PRIZE!

I want people to copy this Reddit thing and make funny content please.



Take a footy match you watched or heard about and give a two-sentence review (or horror story) about it.

Or just use any sports game or sports event as long as you can set it up with the first sentence and give a funny or horrific twist in the second sentence.

Subtlety in the first sentence is key.

It's fun for Christmas and because plagiarism of ideas is what the Internet was built on!

Example adapted badly from the video I posted above:

"I always felt smart for teaching my kid not to be a blind follower. Today I learned that he's a leader, and a prominent sports integrity body rewarded him with a nice holiday in France."

On second thoughts that could be construed as a troll. Don't troll in this game or you will ruin the minutes of work I put into it. Use the above example as an example of what you shouldn't make your Two Sentence Game Review about.

Thank you.


A FREE BADGE for the best one posted before New Years Day.


FREE!

 

[GROTTO]

"Port Adelaide are channeling the teamwork theme from the movie ‘Oppenheimer’ into September this year."

Semi Final Week 2 of Finals, GWS 93 defeat Port 70.

 

[Mofra]

The 2016 Grand Final was a brilliant game. I didn't even notice the umpires.

 

[Orange crush]

Pies looked cooked until the maggots turned a blind eye. BT can’t praise them enough: absolute CANT (if that’s how it’s spelled).

PF

 

[Truckosaurus]

Ken Hinkley's game plan has seen attendance at Port games sky-rocket. Fans are buying tickets so they can abuse him to his face.

 

[Orange crush]

Ken Hinkley's game plan has seen attendance at Port games sky-rocket. Fans are buying tickets so they can abuse him to his face.

Ken's gonna feature heavily here it seems

 

[PhatBoy]

The 2016 Grand Final was a brilliant game. I didn't even notice the umpires.

I don’t know why but this reeks of Chris Griffin’s famous book review of The Catcher In The Rye.

‘The Catcher In The Rye was a good book. It was about a catcher in the rye.’

 

[PhatBoy]

Docklands, May 6, Round 6, 2007 was one of those rare moments in AFL football. A game where two teams played their best match of the season on the same field, on the same day, during the same game.

 

[Billy ray]

That was out of bounds! That was out of bounds!

 

[Danw0w]

Gabba, October 24, Grand final, 2020 was one of those rare moments in AFL football. A game where two teams played their best match of the season on the same field, on the same day, during the same game.

You had a few typos

 

[PhatBoy]

You had a few typos

Come on mate you can do better than that.

‘Grand final evening, Gabba, 2020. 40 years of being another team’s bitch finally comes to the ultimate orgasmic end and we didn’t even get to do it at the MCG, and it didn’t quite last a full game.’

 

[Danw0w]

Come on mate you can do better than that.

‘Grand final evening, Gabba, 2020. 40 years of being another team’s bitch finally comes to the ultimate orgasmic end and we didn’t even get to do it at the MCG, and it didn’t quite last a full game.’

‘Grand final evening, Gabba, 2020. 112 years of being another team’s finals bitch cruelly continues and it wasn't even at the MCG, and we blew a big lead in a shortened game.’

 

[PhatBoy]

‘Grand final evening, Gabba, 2020. 112 years of being another team’s finals bitch cruelly continues and it wasn't even at the MCG, and we blew a big lead in a shortened game.’

Doesn’t really have as much zing, does it

 

[The Feeder Club]

The low point in Australian diplomacy towards China was when Kevin Rudd called the Chinese rat-*ers. Then the AFL sent Gold Coast to play in Shanghai.

 

[Billy ray]

I did it in one sentence two years ago

Post in thread 'Best FOOTBALL RELATED RUMOUR you have heard from someone you trust Part Deux - Many lies and bullshit in here. Please read OP before posting.'
Not-a-cluey - Best FOOTBALL RELATED RUMOUR you have heard from someone you trust Part Deux - Many lies and bullshit in here. Please read OP before posting.

 

[ibd77]

I’ll keep racing but I tell you what, this is going to remain with me for a long time. You’re a pack of arseholes.

 

[PhatBoy]

I’ll keep racing but I tell you what, this is going to remain with me for a long time. You’re a pack of arseholes.

I had to interview Jim Richards once and as a non-Motorsport but massive sports folklore fan it was literally the ONLY thing I wanted to ask him about.

 

[Art Vandelay_]

Such a tease Chief
The dopamine hit lure of a new badge... But I have to work for it.

This will be my aired grievance to you on Festivus.

 

[MisterMarcus]

They wanted Hawthorn to draw a line in the sand. You won't believe what happened next!

 

[Corn Cobbers]

Heading into the 2013 finals, Richmond coach Hardwick declared "No other top 8 side will beat us in the finals". This proved to be correct.

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