**** off Jose Unless the Crom somehow pinch it, the 2025 Premiers will have the biggest asterisk/bradbury attached to them. Ever

[Elmer_Hauser]

Let's be honest, the Crom were steamrollingl towards the flag dominant Geelong 2007 style before Izak Rankine

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Izak Rankine

Age

25

Ht

179cm

Wt

82kg

Pos.

M/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

13.0

3star

K

9.0

3star

HB

4.0

3star

M

2.7

3star

T

2.7

4star

CL

1.7

4star

D

13.0

3star

K

9.0

4star

HB

4.0

3star

M

2.7

3star

T

2.7

4star

CL

1.7

4star

D

13.0

4star

K

9.0

4star

HB

4.0

3star

M

2.7

3star

T

2.7

5star

CL

1.7

4star

had a somewhat ill-thought of (and idiotic and naive) brain fade that tragically has seen him rubbed out for the rest of the season and finals. (And yes i think it's an outright tragedy and disgrace tbh)

I just cannot accept anyone else from Adelaide winning the flag this year as anything but pretenders. The Crom have been having winning form at the G/Melbourne too

 

[zackah]

Its Wednesday night ffs Elmo. Go to bed.

 

[Geelong Dynasty]

“I don’t care about football”

Elmer Hauser

 

[Mofra]

Every club still in with a chance is under the cap so it won't be a dodgy flag like 95

 

[frggr]

Someone getting rubbed out for vitriolic homophobic comments isn't a tragedy.

 

[springvale_mackers]

Someone getting rubbed out for vitriolic homophobic comments isn't a tragedy.

Ah. So you wouldn’t compare it to 9/11?

 

[catscratchfever]

Pull me up if I’m wrong but didn’t Geelong beat the Cows in Adelaide and the Mudpies on the ‘G? So that counts for nothing?

Is this more of Elmo’s ‘good oil’?

Maybe time to layoff the turps, oh dispenser of oily erroneous predictions.

 

[JoseMourinho]

Every club still in with a chance is under the cap so it won't be a dodgy flag like 95

You're not cotton on to Geelong's antics, are you?

 

[Mofra]

You're not cotton on to Geelong's antics, are you?

What the farm are you talking about?

 

[Orange crush]

You're not cotton on to Geelong's antics, are you?

Calm the farm

 

[TheGoatBaron]

What the farm are you talking about?

Calm the farm

Bloody farmers, the pair of you

 

[JoseMourinho]

What the farm are you talking about?

Near Bailey's place.

 

[catscratchfever]

#surfcoastfarmsinc

 

[Kabanna]

Bant for 4 matches.. the crows will have to lose in week 1 of the finals and win a semi and prelim if we are to see Rankine again this year.

 

[Mofra]

Bant for 4 matches.. the crows will have to lose in week 1 of the finals and win a semi and prelim if we are to see Rankine again this year.

The irony - missing out on Grand Final day because the Crows are a top.

 

[TheGoatBaron]

Bant for 4 matches.. the crows will have to lose in week 1 of the finals and win a semi and prelim if we are to see Rankine again this year.

What’s the bet now that the Crows lose their first final?

 

[Kabanna]

What’s the bet now that the Crows lose their first final?

Either that or their opponents cop a bunch of shit umpiring decisions so the crows end up winning by the barest of margins

 

[Plugger35]

What’s the bet now that the Crows lose their first final?

They could be the first team to tank a final, a bit risky though as they could go out in straight sets or lose a prelim if they don't.

 

[JoseMourinho]

i agree with this thread - collingwooble, hawf, the zimmers, brisbin, sold coke and great waste of space are terrible sides and should be nowhere near a premiership.

I know as an expert on teams that aren't very good that those teams aren't very good.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

How convenient that the day after the AFL informed them they intended to give Shitstack 5 weeks off, the Adelaide Throws suddenly remembered they had “compelling medical evidence” that gave the AFL the excuse they were looking for to reduce it to 4 weeks

So there you have it, folks: if you have a player who’s prone to vilifying other players, and “well they started it” isn’t working… just get player’s mum to write a note saying he suffers from Tourette’s

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

This really is the worst season of footy ever.

We are going to have an Bradbury Premiership, and toolbag winning the coleman and possibly another tool winning the Brownlow (Naicos or Bailey Sniff)

Finding myself now rooting for Hawthorn in the finals. Least annoying option of the remaining contenders aside from The Crom
(Plus Eastern Suburbs born and bred lad and all that)

Thank God the Premier League is back.

Leeds away to Arsenal is going to be tough, but reckon Farke's boys can definitely steal a point there.

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

How convenient that the day after the AFL informed them they intended to give Shitstack 5 weeks off, the Adelaide Throws suddenly remembered they had “compelling medical evidence” that gave the AFL the excuse they were looking for to reduce it to 4 weeks

So there you have it, folks: if you have a player who’s prone to vilifying other players, and “well they started it” isn’t working… just get player’s mum to write a note saying he suffers from Tourette’s

On the other side, if the Crom make the Grand Final with Rankine playing, this thread definitely is a #DKMBackfire

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

This really is the worst season of footy ever

On a positive note, Richmond beat Carlton

 

[JoinDate]

“I don’t care about football”

Elmer Hauser

Elmer_Hauser? More like, Elmer_Houso amirite?

 

[Chronz]

Pies finish 4th, back to AO against an unstable Crom crowd and player group. I can see this orchestration occur from the CFL, they'd love it.