Urban Dictionary

[Yellow Feathers]

Probably done before, but couldn't find a thread in the search?

What are your favourite/ most funny/ ridiculous Urbandictionary entries?

I'll start off with my personal favourite:

Slimy Waldo-
When a girl gives you a blowjob and you cum in her mouth. She spits the cum out into her hand and then proceeds to give you a handjob with it.

 

[ioppolo]

Shaquille O'Neal (Sexual Maneuver)
The Shaquille O'Neal is a sexual maneuver done while receiving a blowjob. When about to climax, the man should proceed to force the woman's head down with such intensity that his penis goes through the roof of her mouth and out the back of her skull. Essentially, 'slam dunking' her head like the object of extracurricular enjoyment that it is.

 

[Marns]

Shameless plug of the only entry I've put up there (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=brokencyde):
Brokencyde

The act of having a penis inserted into your ear.
1. "Holy shit, my grandma died last night"
"Really? I got brokencyded last night"
"Oh man, I'm so sorry."

2. "Did you hear about Jerry?"
"He's in hospital, yeah? The old brokencyde again."
"It pierced his brain. He spent all day yesterday telling me how much of a musical genius Chad Kroeger is."

For the uninitiated, here is one of Brokencyde's most viewed songs on Youtube:
[youtube]N8F5YSA1Oz0[/youtube]

 

[Smoooothy]

was always a fan of the alaskan pipeline

 

[TheVelourFog]

I can't quote it because I'm on my phone but I think Rusty Wallace is the best one I've come across.

 

[Smoooothy]

I can't quote it because I'm on my phone but I think Rusty Wallace is the best one I've come across.

wow.....

 

[Yellow Feathers]

Getting a handjob from a girl who uses her shit for lube.
Also called the dirty boomerang in Austrailia

This definition? There are some others... Hahaha Dirty Boomerang! Now that brings back memories

 

[Lach72]

This definition? There are some others... Hahaha Dirty Boomerang! Now that brings back memories

O rly?

 

[Sebastian Balboa]

was always a fan of the alaskan pipeline

Is that when an Albino does a shit?

 

[Messenger]

Perhaps people can provide the terms and leave the definitions out.

eg. Hey everyone, look up "Santorum".

 

[Matthew2708]

Three disgusting ones - Alabama Hot Pocket, Chilli Dog and the Angry Dragon.

 

[raven echo]

Cleveland steamer

 

[Plugger35]

Mexican Avalanche FTW

 

[Macca19]

Mahogany Canoe ftw

 

[Igloo]

Angry Dragon

 

[Cap]

Daddyswing

 

[Cudi]

The old cincinatti bowtie

 

[Smoooothy]

i haven't met anyone yet that doesn't like a bit of "hot carl" action..

 

[grimface_87]

Portugese breakfast

 

[exbunobooga]

Can you guys give a description with these names. I cant access urban dictionary from work.

Not sure if its on there, The Gekko: While having sex with your girl with her facing the wall, jam your thumb up her arse and she will climb the wall like a gekko.

 

[Brad Goodman]

The Donkey Punch has always been a popular selection.