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[Spirit Level]

Also as someone who cycles sometimes, we get yelled at for riding on quiet roads and we get yelled at by walkers for riding on the f*cking red shared paths. Where the f*ck are we supposed to ride? (Also makes me laugh that most of the drivers who get pissed are fat f*cks who have never done an ounce of excersise in their life).

 

[freo84]

Also as someone who cycles sometimes, we get yelled at for riding on quiet roads and we get yelled at by walkers for riding on the f*cking red shared paths. Where the f*ck are we supposed to ride? (Also makes me laugh that most of the drivers who get pissed are fat f*cks who have never done an ounce of excersise in their life).

 

[Spirit Level]

Why does everyone at the airport act like it's the first time they've ever been to an airport?

Every time there's people not being ready for security when they get there, not being able to work the self check in machine, standing in the middle of nowhere on their phone getting in peoples way, standing up as soon as the seatbelt sign comes off to rush to the front ect.

On that last one, I always catch up with these idiots at the baggage claim and my bag often comes before theirs, so satisfying.

 

[freo84]

Why does everyone at the airport act like it's the first time they've ever been to an airport?

Every time there's people not being ready for security when they get there, not being able to work the self check in machine, standing in the middle of nowhere on their phone getting in peoples way, standing up as soon as the seatbelt sign comes off to rush to the front ect.

On that last one, I always catch up with these idiots at the baggage claim and my bag often comes before theirs, so satisfying.

when I flew in tonight some idiot puts his 3 bags down and blocks the exit...while he is on his phone. Can you guess which mining company he works for?

 

[Spirit Level]

when I flew in tonight some idiot puts his 3 bags down and blocks the exit...while he is on his phone. Can you guess which mining company he works for?

My guess would be FMG, Iron ore pricks are a bunch of entitled arseholes.

Not like goldies, good bunch of people

 

[Spirit Level]

Roota Rita promised voters two elections ago that if they won government she would drag us into at least the twentieth century. Yep, we would join Adelaide albeit twenty years later in allowing motorists to turn left at any time when safe to do so at traffic light controlled intersections.
I can recall the WA police commissioner, Bob Falconer on a radio segment on 6PM in 1988 stating the Government had approved the change and that he envisaged it would be implemented by Christmas.
Now to be fair to Bob, he did not say which Christmas but thirty six is a massive pisstake.
Roota for her part hasn’t said another word about it.
Even Adelaide had this in 1996.
W.A stands for wait awhile.

This is the way!

They do this in the states, so much better for the flow of traffic

 

[Mk LXIII]

Yeah that was essentially my slip road peeve.

On ramp to the freeway has a slip road that can only turn right and another lane that allows you to also turn right or go straight on.

Now there's maybe one or two maybe even three cars in the slip road but some donut wants to be at the front of the line to the on ramp and stays on the straight/turn right lane.

Light for the on ramp stays red while the light for the straight through is green. Now everybody who wants to go straight is banked up behind this peanut waiting for his light to turn green which eventually does, but usually by the time the straight light goes orange or red.

Don't think these idiots don't get a blast of my rarely used horn as I either go past them, or worse, get stuck behind them.

My only regret is I don't have some sort of P.A system on my car so I could let them know why they are getting blasted and the error of their ways because I'm convinced that these stupid toads are too thick to figure it out for themselves.

Maybe you should keep left, lol.

 

[Docker82]

Why does everyone at the airport act like it's the first time they've ever been to an airport?

Every time there's people not being ready for security when they get there, not being able to work the self check in machine, standing in the middle of nowhere on their phone getting in peoples way, standing up as soon as the seatbelt sign comes off to rush to the front ect.

On that last one, I always catch up with these idiots at the baggage claim and my bag often comes before theirs, so satisfying.

You have better luck than me then. I’m always waiting long enough for my bags I start to wonder whether they’re coming at all. Thankfully these days I can at least check they’ve arrived at the right airport.

 

[Fred Ziffel]

I am a regular international traveller and I resolved a long time ago not to hold in my farts on the plane.
What absolutely pisses me off is a few minutes later someone always tries to outdo me and squeezes out
One that absolutely ****ing reeks.

 

[Purple Jesus]

I am a regular international traveller and I resolved a long time ago not to hold in my farts on the plane.
What absolutely pisses me off is a few minutes later someone always tries to outdo me and squeezes out
One that absolutely ****ing reeks.

On my last flight to Perth I got stuck next to a massive older woman who took up half my seat and kept letting her fleshy thighs leak into my space. I was boiling hot from the heat radiating off this behemoth, squished up against the window for 18 ****ing hours straight.

I am lactose intolerant. So, I ordered a ****load of icecream.

For the next 10 hours, proceeded to let out the most disgusting, paint peeling farts. I was making myself gag. She just about passed out.

Why the ****, can people with no sense of portion control just order and pay for a single seat, when if you go 2kg over your luggage allowance, you have to throw your shit away or pay a whopping fine. Does my nana in.

 

[Megalon]

V

People that consistently spell something incorrectly.

I get once off errors, and can look the other way.

To be so consistently, confidently, wrong

Thanks for aksing. I'm sure our coach Longmire and possible future captain Tracey would agree, as would Frederickxsxsss.

 

[DragoDelph]

V

Thanks for aksing. I'm sure our coach Longmire and possible future captain Tracey would agree, as would Frederickxsxsss.

No issue with that. I’d just assume you’re trying to type faster than your fingers can manage.

 

[mightymouse75]

Also as someone who cycles sometimes, we get yelled at for riding on quiet roads and we get yelled at by walkers for riding on the f*cking red shared paths. Where the f*ck are we supposed to ride? (Also makes me laugh that most of the drivers who get pissed are fat f*cks who have never done an ounce of excersise in their life).

I hate cyclists. Especially maimils

I will ride mine when I have a destination.
But just riding 100 kms only to end up at home..

Get a stationary bike.

 

[mightymouse75]

On my last flight to Perth I got stuck next to a massive older woman who took up half my seat and kept letting her fleshy thighs leak into my space. I was boiling hot from the heat radiating off this behemoth, squished up against the window for 18 ****ing hours straight.

I am lactose intolerant. So, I ordered a ****load of icecream.

For the next 10 hours, proceeded to let out the most disgusting, paint peeling farts. I was making myself gag. She just about passed out.

Why the ****, can people with no sense of portion control just order and pay for a single seat, when if you go 2kg over your luggage allowance, you have to throw your shit away or pay a whopping fine. Does my nana in.

I love going to my brother's for dinner, with icecream.

His wives ass is violent.
When she starts crop dusting I am out of there before the atmosphere goes to farty hell..
You could cut it with a knife.

My brother hates me..

 

[King Huskii]

I hate cyclists. Especially maimils

I will ride mine when I have a destination.
But just riding 100 kms only to end up at home..

Get a stationary bike.

I call bike riders 'poons'

 

[mattis117]

I hate cyclists. Especially maimils

I will ride mine when I have a destination.
But just riding 100 kms only to end up at home..

Get a stationary bike.

Metaphor for life, it's about the thrill of the journey, not the destination!

 

[Spirit Level]

I hate cyclists. Especially maimils

I will ride mine when I have a destination.
But just riding 100 kms only to end up at home..

Get a stationary bike.

I've got one for riding to places too, pub crawls ect.

But nah, some of us hate running and cycling is the only bearable way to get in some cardio, and that's ok

 

[Joao]

If I ever own an airline, I am going to mandate all meals include beans and prunes.

 

[DragoDelph]

Can’t believe you all haven’t touched on the worst thing about cyclists.

When you’re out trying to have a lovely breakfast, only to loop and be surrounded by knuckles everywhere.

Why should the general public have to be subjected to something like that?

 

[DragoDelph]

If I ever own an airline, I am going to mandate all meals include beans and prunes.

Methane capture in the seats, reuse as fuel

 

[Big Animal]

I hate people who insist on being politically correct

Bunch of

if things can be politically correct, then how come there isn't just one political party?

 

[Joao]

if things can be politically correct, then how come there isn't just one political party?

 

[Hamann188]

There is also a flip of this situation on another on ramp where the far right lane goes on to the freeway and second from right can go straight, or turn and then can either go straight on to the freeway or veer left to another road. There are cars merging with the far right lane straight after the insection so being in it when you aren't going on the freeway creates a mess for that whole merging situation. So many people honk their horns at people (stuck at the red turning light) in that straight/right lane but they are actually doing the right thing. If you want to go straight then you should really be in one of the two left lanes and then you'll have no problem. People caught up in their own bubble abusing others who are actually doing the right thing. It's another Perth thing.

That's all well and good mate, but if there's space in that far right slip lane, wouldn't it be more considerate to use it rather than impede the flow of traffic going straight through. If the slip road is full then by all means, use the second from the right lane, but using it just to get ahead of one or 2 cars already there is just being selfish.

Trust me, I very rarely, if ever, use my horn. But that is one of the moments I'm leaning on it.

 

[Hamann188]

Maybe you should keep left, lol.

Trust me, I do if I know it's problem Spot.

That's why I wish I had the P.A system because I don't think a quick horn blast as I pass by is getting the message across.

 

[88mph]

Also as someone who cycles sometimes, we get yelled at for riding on quiet roads and we get yelled at by walkers for riding on the f*cking red shared paths. Where the f*ck are we supposed to ride? (Also makes me laugh that most of the drivers who get pissed are fat f*cks who have never done an ounce of excersise in their life).

I love the "pay rego" from some douche who probably doesn't pay rego.

Happily pay rego if they spend more on cycling infrastructure.